What are three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks?

[UnknownGagsUser]

[razelove]

Sodium hydroxide, a barrel, and a shovel.

Road flares, car engine starter fluid, batteries,

Condoms, latex gloves, and a knife.

Vodka, orange juice, and diapers.

I can go on all day, but I've had some strange shopping lists have walmart refuse to sell to me... thank you small business lol

[OfDeath]

I've worked in grocery stores and I couldn't give a shit what people buy. I was just worried about my till being out.

[williael]

Can of cat food, a can opener, and a real big spoon.

[Susan6523]

Cucumber, condoms and lube

[BobbyC65]

And make sure you go to a female cashier.
Three thing a guy doesn't use for them self's
Pregnancy Test,
Water Works Natural Vaginal Cleansing and Odor Elimination Douche (1 ea ), Vaginal Anti-Itch Creams. Bonus question answer. Anal Anti-Itch Creams.

[Gedaria]

Having daughters , I've had all the funny looks I can think of.
Female sanitary products and make up, but I use to go to the same Boots chemists so they got use to me..
Second wife wanted s Durex vibrator from the supermarket I thought I could use the self service till, but I couldn't buy it with out authorization, when the girl and came to do it we had bit of a laugh over it...

[Levin]

Noob mistake that, going to self service :)

[Gedaria]

@Levin Well it was no big deal , it was just part of the job. Wife had gone walk about so , someone had to do it. When second wife came on the scene she was out at work all day. I worked from home it was far easier to get what they wanted...

[Anonymous]

medication for STD’s
Thrush ointments
Morning after pill
Condoms
Lube
Underwear
Certain types of lingerie
Dick shaped lollipops

I could name a bunch of things

[Vanessa_Reyes]

Lube, condoms & alcohol 😊 for extra looks throw in a pregnancy test 🤣🤣🤣

[mattym11]

Knickers, bra & vaseline.
Especially when you wear them to cashier 😂

[Bee-Hatch]

Bottle of vodka, biggest kitchen knife in the store and a roll of duct tape

[Rangers]

A shit ton of ammo😂

[Jjpayne]

Oh this is fun :) as a male tampons, a girls unicorn, and a the time life guide to breast feeding :)

[JackSmy]

LOL!! Close to what I might have said. But, have you ever bought crazy things, in reality!!
Guys always get looks from other guys, at the register when they buy Tampons or Feminine things, and ice cream!
If it is a woman at the register, you usually get the 'knowing look' like she knows your girlfriend is testing you, and you are doing well!

[MadBoy]

Laundry Detergent, Cups, and a "Get Well Soon" card.

[LoU_Hades]

Lot of tampons, condoms and wet wipes together in shopping cart

[AngelLily]

A Cucumber one dollar magic Mike movie Crisco and wine😂

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Okay, fuck it. Since no one in comments seems to know the meaning of the word "grocery"

Dog food, condoms and a calendar

[stuntbrain]

I like your feelings of contempt but don't appreciate the hasty generalization 🙂

[ZeussLightningBolt]

@stuntbrain When I think "grocery" I think FOOD products

[stuntbrain]

Agreed, or at least basic household items commonly sold in a grocery store.

Not everyone listed crazy things like rubber hand, trampoline, and a pony

[ZeussLightningBolt]

@stuntbrain Pony? LOL

[stuntbrain]

See a pony would get some weird looks

[ZeussLightningBolt]

@stuntbrain But you won't find one in a grocery store. At least not in America

[stuntbrain]

Exactly why I agree with you and didn't list it

[Twalli]

I sometimes bought only alcohol. The cashier saw what it was and said "Yoi know I will have to check your ID". I replied "I would be more worried if you didn't"

[whitehide]

Adult diapers, laxatives and a box of glowing condoms.

[Kezzz]

Go in.
Look around with vision of the cashier.
Buy 3 mints
Give a huge bill and say you don't have change.

[EnocV]

Condoms, shaver, soap... Like... I need to shave down there after a long time 😂😂 or something like that

[Texaskid1]

Anal lube, German sausages , and taco sauce.

Hey... it'none of your fucking buisness.

[chriscdi]

condoms, viagra, and those shit pills, i forgot what they are called

[OfDeath]

Laxatives

[chriscdi]

yea there you go tnx

[ThatGuy133]

Around here: vegetables, tofu and a jug of weekend cleanse

[Pejtu]

10 packs of condoms and few lubes
Which i did twice in the same store

[Gamillions]

CONDOMS... XLARGE TAMPONS... AND UNDERWEAR THAT CATCH URINE LEAKS LIKE YOU YOURSELF WILL WEAR SOMEDAY.

[Nigjt]

A Vibrator some oil an soap now that would be fun an I've never meet a Women that didn't let me or didn't want me to use them all three.
God Bless

[mrkdvsn]

Nothing. It's the job of cashiers to check you out with whatever you decide to buy, without weird looks or questioning.

[roodycrow]

KY Jelly, a whole raw chicken, and a a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

[atg3927]

I'm 16 and Indian.
So if I buy these things here then there is a possibility that the cashier might give me weird looks
1-Condom
2-Sanitary Pads
3-Condoms again😂

[Jani1234]

A bunch of bananas, condoms, and maybe wire or rope

[Rob19777]

Wasn't this question already asked multiple times before

[larry69]

Tampons, Vagisil and Summers Eve Wipes. Douches batteries cucumbers and more tampons.

[CuriousMufuxka]

Tampons, pregnancy tests, and liquor. In a single purchase.

[scooogy]

A really big knife, tiny grapes and some band aid 🤣

[KralArthur]

Preservatives maybe and ummm I don't know what else

[BrexitAteMyLobster]

Oil, a big cucumber and some Hemorrhoid ointment.

[DanaeAdam5]

Condoms, tampons and a pregnancy test

[Anoniemus]

A murder novel. Bleach. Knife.

[brfizzle801]

Tampons, pantyliners, pads, summers eve spray/douche, poise impressa... it goes on

[Anonymous]

The cashier SHOULD really mind her business. She's there to work, not give 'weird' looks.

[carebear33]

Lube, cucumber and a bottle of wine

[your_guy_23]

Big cucumber, vaseline and candles lol

[Nik1hil]

By a condom, some lube and a whole chicken

[Anonymous]

A condom, sewing needles and a pregnancy test

[JenSCDC]

Cucumber, Vaseline, and hot sauce.

[cth96190]

Condoms, whipped cream and a huge cucumber.

[Agape93]

Cucumber, charcoal, olive oil.

[TheBootyChest]

Condoms, tampons, and bananas.

[Youryeodongsaeng]

Nail polish, hot Cheetos and champagne

[the_sinner]

1. A rope
2. rat poison
3. Cyanide

[Mamaganja]

Lube, condoms and an eggplant

[Koalamate]

Prun juice tampons and butter

[jgokgotit]

Condom, peanut butter and a cucumber

[Reaperbot666]

Pregnancy test, morning after pills, knife

[Reaperbot666]

Maybe a shovel.

[mrhappy69]

Lube watermelon and diapers

[Thatsamazing]

Duct tape, a shovel, and limes.

[JenSCDC]

Why limes?

[Thatsamazing]

@JenSCDC Cover up the smell of a body.

[pizzalovershouse]

Any thing that's not for your gender

[bilbo69]

Duct tape, shovel, hammer

[4mazing]

Rope, duct tape, bleach, etc.

[stuntbrain]

Two pregnancy tests and a toilet plunger

[williael]

🤣🤣🤣

[genericname85]

Cucumber, lube and condoms xD

[R3DthatDude]

Condoms, whip cream, and chocolate syrup lol

[codycccccccccc]

Condoms extra strength laxatives and tampons

[TacosRAwesome]

Cucumbers condoms petroleum jelly