What are three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird look?

[tanya_s21]

I found this question on internet 😂

[WindAtMyBack]

What's a cashier?

This reminds me of the early days of scanning stuff instead of a cashier typing in the price of everything. A few years later came displays that showed each item as you checked it out. The early displays were not little private things like they have now. They were big red LED displays.

So one day I was at the drug store checking out. Then in great big three inch tall letters that half the store could see it said JOCK ITCH.

OK, so it was a drug store and half the people in there were buying things that were personal. Did anyone think before they decided to have three inch letters in a drug store checkout line?

In those early days someone had to decide what would be displayed when scanning. Just imagine a person with the job of deciding if it should display "Trojan" "Condom" or "Hoe".

[Joe_Kirk]

Condom, rope, thick cucumber

[tanya_s21]

🤭🤭🤭

[Joe_Kirk]

Ahem.

[Paris13]

Lubrication Jel, Condoms, Depends Diapers... lol!!! YUCK!!! xxoo

[tanya_s21]

😂😂😂

[Paris13]

lol!!! I love Self Checks out. xx

[tanya_s21]

I too use them a lot 😂😁

[Paris13]

I LOve Doing Myself. lol!!! xxoo

[Paris13]

Tanks, Gag. xxoo

[SweetDripp]

A cucumber, ky jelly and hot sauce 😳

[JohnK123]

What’s ky jelly

[SweetDripp]

@JohnK123 It’s a personal lubricant for sex

[JohnK123]

But what exactly is it? So then why need a cucumber and hot sauce

[SweetDripp]

@JohnK123 Let your imagination roam.

[JohnK123]

Well I can imagine the cucumber but not hot sauce thing…

[SweetDripp]

@JohnK123 That’s why the cashier would give you a weird look!

[normalice]

If a woman bought three jars of boner pills. I think that would raise some eyebrows.

[tanya_s21]

Everyone's

[Gigerpimp]

Rope
Condoms
And a men's workout magazine 😆

[tanya_s21]

I have a magazine

[Gigerpimp]

Well for a woman I say a playboy it needs to be a same sex 🤪 just to keep them guessing lol

[AviatorTom]

A cashier would give you a weird look if the 3 items didn't make sense together, maybe something like a cucumber, box of cereal and a roll of toilet paper.

[Agape93]

Bleach, duct tape and a ginger root

[tanya_s21]

What's a ginger root

[Agape93]

... you're kidding right

[tanya_s21]

Nope

[Agape93]

Honey... go to the grocery store. Or Google it. You are the only person I've ever talked to that doesn't know what it is

[tanya_s21]

Oh ok

[KittygosMeoWW]

TMI but when I was post partum I had no one to run my errands and didn’t like paying the extra fees so I’d pack up my baby and buy the discreet diapers to wear over my ice pads.

[KittygosMeoWW]

I’d always get looked at crazy but a woman’s gotta do what she’s gotta do sometimes.

[JohnK123]

I’m confused what haha

[KittygosMeoWW]

@JohnK123 ok go to bed then

[JohnK123]

Lol no I’m still cognitive

[RebelinSteel]

Bleach, plastic sheeting and a sharp knife (or spade).

[Anonymous]

Vaseline, those long balloons that are used to make animals, shapes, etc. Finally a teen chick magazine.

[jamesgoldman]

Scales, baggies and a weapon

[tanya_s21]

Sceptical

[BrookeS]

Zipties, duct tape and bleach

[tanya_s21]

Zipties?

[Anonymous]

Donuts, donut holes, and glue.

I found this on the internet to.

Ask an unoriginal question you're going to get an unoriginal answer 😆

[BoopBoopBeep]

Lube, saran wrap and a pineapple.

[_Maya_]

Skittles! The SKITTLES!!

[BoopBoopBeep]

@_Maya_ Oh I can't buy them anymore after we had that Maldives thing... agreement with INTERPOL to get the red notice dropped.

But I DO need to consider that there may come a time when I have to sneak a handcuff key into a jail meeting room thing (since you get the way you get when there's tequilla and a rousing game of Cards Against Humanity involved), and nobody would ever think to check inside the pineapple, so it seems pretty failsafe. Incidentally I'm putting the pineapple on YOUR expense account.

[_Maya_]

@BoopBoopBeep I have a pineapple guy. Use him. I already use him and for things unrelated to pineapples. It is why I get such a good deal. I also have a key guy if interested but he is more about the handcuffs. I don't let the pineapple guy meet the key guy. No no.

[BoopBoopBeep]

@_Maya_ Yeah gotta keep em separated. That's like two infinity stones right there.

[Pohjolan]

Sugar, yeast and canned milk concentrate.

[tanya_s21]

How?

[BigBootyKay]

Cucumber condom and lube

[smahala1991]

Ooh kinky

[JohnK123]

@bigbootykay whyd u get those three as a combo? Did u combine them haha

[Holycowww]

Condoms, lube and cucumbers

[tanya_s21]

Kinky

[Holycowww]

Very kinky. Wanna DM?

[tanya_s21]

... k

[Holycowww]

You'll have to drop a follow ig?

[tanya_s21]

My DM is open

[aceleon]

condoms, lub, chocolate cream.

[tanya_s21]

I bought this once at a grocery store

[aceleon]

if he/she didn't give you any look after this they are also freaks.

[tanya_s21]

Like he was a girl maybe 25 something and had a weird smile

[IslaTheWitch]

rope, duck tape, and shovel

[tanya_s21]

Why a shovel?

[jennifer_bloom]

Chain saw and masking tape.

[tanya_s21]

The third thing🤷

[jennifer_bloom]

Third thing would be hand cuffs.

[tanya_s21]

😁😁😁

[Anonymous]

A sausage, lube, and chew toy.

[JohnK123]

Haha what’s that combo for

[Anonymous]

Pregnancy test, tequila, duck tape

[smahala1991]

Toy handcufs, cool whip, blindfold