What are three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks?

[Spongebobssocks]

I'd buy a kitchen knife, tape and a large trash bags.

[God_of_Thunder]

I once had to buy whipped cream and condoms at the same time, and got a weird look from her.

I actually felt the need to tell her they were for completely unrelated activities (which was true), and she laughed.

I think the only thing worse would have been if I was buying bananas, too.

[Spongebobssocks]

Haha that's a funny story. Good that you told her I guess😅

[God_of_Thunder]

It was the look that she gave me, lol. Like a "I know what you're doing" smirk.

I felt compelled to defend myself. 😂

[Spongebobssocks]

Yeah haha that makes sense... crazy😂

[nolabels]

Ain't that a bitch when you're guilty of nothing, but still have to defend yourself?

But this situation begs the question, did you "really" need to buy them at the same time?

Buying one of the items, then going right back and buying the other item, checking out at a different cashier, would have eliminated the "situation" entirely.

Where's the fun in that, though, right?

I no longer care who sees what I buy. It sometimes sparks some lively conversations.

Maybe one day, it'll spark more than just a conversation. Ooowweee!!!

[LiamJHayden]

Baby bottle, baby formula, and rat poison.

[Spongebobssocks]

That one is crazy😂

[LiamJHayden]

I saw it somewhere else in answer to a similar question and I always thought it would trigger a call to the authorities.

[Spongebobssocks]

Yeah it problaby would haha

[Anonymous]

Condoms, lube gel and depends diapers. hahahah (by the way None of it is me. hahaha)

[Spongebobssocks]

Haha its all good!

[Opinion Owner]

hahaha BUTT the Clerk!!

[Spongebobssocks]

😂😂

[Opinion Owner]

hugs.

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks! x

[Spongebobssocks]

🤗☺️

[BrookeS]

Bleach duct tape and zip ties

[BrookeS]

@spongebobssocks I actually have had a cashier look at me weird when I bought those

[Spongebobssocks]

Haha I could see why... I won't ask why you bought it

[BrookeS]

The bleach was to bleach my clothes in the wash. The duct tape was to hold my pipes in place till i could fix them properly and the zip ties was for a tarp in the backyard lol

[Spongebobssocks]

Oh alright I see😆

[BrookeS]

I have also used the duct tape and zip ties for one kinky night ;)

[Spongebobssocks]

Okay haha...

[MORPHEUS_12]

I had a major pelvic, hip socket reconstruction surgery and I was super constipated. I sent my husband to the store to buy prunes, a laxative, an enema and prune juice. He was embarrassed.

[Andres77]

4 gallons of bleach, gloves, and sponges just before they close at 11 PM

[Spongebobssocks]

Yeah that'd be susupicious haha

[EricSummer]

Given the cashier is a professional with lots of routine it is not possible for me to pick any three items that cause any reaction from her.

[MementoMori777]

Condoms, lotion and whip cream? It'd a classic but I'm sure it would still get a reaction from the cashier

[SawerBrown]

The lady cashier's at the drug store always give me a funny look when I buy magnum condoms

[Unit1]

Didn't happen😄 i guess i can buy anything and not get weird reactions.

But i'm a broke mofo anyway, that won't die.

[tfan1]

Condoms, and two different types of lubricant

[TrillXHippy]

If a cashier ever gave me a weird look I’d probably have to buy lotion, paper towels and a magazine

[FunkyMonkee]

Tampons, a pregnancy test and several tubs of whipped cream.

[BoopBoopBeep]

vaseline, condoms, frozen cornish game hen

[nolabels]

Have you tried the deboned frozen Cornish game hen?
I find them to be a safe option.

[BoopBoopBeep]

@nolabels Nah... i like it when my "woman" gets a little fiesty

[nolabels]

I trust then that you have a "sword" of the absolute highest strength!

Excalibur, perhaps?

[BoopBoopBeep]

@nolabels that, and since i wrap it in duct tape and qtips (the poor man's viagra) I can take a little abuse

[nolabels]

From previous conversations, it sounded to me like you could afford any kind of schlong adornment that you might want, but hey, if duct tape and Q Tips is what you need to make it happen, who am I to say otherwise.
Lol.
Just make sure to keep those Q Tips on the outside of your schlong.

[BoopBoopBeep]

@nolabels i like to keep it "rustic chic"

[nolabels]

That's a style that I myself am quite fond of.

A quick perusal of my inventory of "pleasure aids" would quickly show that to be true.
Good, old-fashioned American ingenuity when in need is my motto.

Since Apollo 13 made it back to Earth because of duct tape and a whole lot of really smart people, I'd say that duct tape should be honored forevermore through its continued inventive use.

I wonder if anyone has manufactured red, white, and blue duct tape.
I gotta find out.
As Arnold says, I'll be back.

[Jooying]

Chocolate, flowers, condoms

[Anonymous]

A kid's movie, pizza, and condoms

[Opinion Owner]

I took it too far. I'm sorry lol

[Spongebobssocks]

Haha thats the point tho

[luztfunblond]

Condoms, bananas, and a broom

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Rope, condom and pacifier.

[Spongebobssocks]

That would cause problem😂

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Replace condom with birth control and pacifier with baby bottle. It's even better.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

I have another one.

Laxative, baby bottle and spoon

[Spongebobssocks]

😂😂 that'd be a funny yt video lol

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Yeah. Or maybe rope, laxative and baby bottle would work even better. I can't seem to make up my mind in for this question LOL

[Spongebobssocks]

Haha yeah that would problaby make them ask questions. Thanks for commenting :)

[Aiko_E_Lara]

*hugs*

[razelove]

A propane tank, nails, and a road flare.

[nolabels]

Cucumber, cantaloupe, long spoon.

[jamesgoldman]

Gloves, tights and trash bags

[Pete671]

Cucumber, lube, nappies,,,

[Sparkie460]

Cucumber, Vaseline and chocolate syrup

[Shamalien]

Lube, a pineapple, and a mouth guard

[In_Trance]

Nothing. She's seen it all before

[Jennz6]

Not really sure?