I'd buy a kitchen knife, tape and a large trash bags.
I once had to buy whipped cream and condoms at the same time, and got a weird look from her.
I actually felt the need to tell her they were for completely unrelated activities (which was true), and she laughed.
I think the only thing worse would have been if I was buying bananas, too.
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Baby bottle, baby formula, and rat poison.
Condoms, lube gel and depends diapers. hahahah (by the way None of it is me. hahaha)
Bleach duct tape and zip ties
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I had a major pelvic, hip socket reconstruction surgery and I was super constipated. I sent my husband to the store to buy prunes, a laxative, an enema and prune juice. He was embarrassed.
4 gallons of bleach, gloves, and sponges just before they close at 11 PM
Given the cashier is a professional with lots of routine it is not possible for me to pick any three items that cause any reaction from her.
Condoms, lotion and whip cream? It'd a classic but I'm sure it would still get a reaction from the cashier
The lady cashier's at the drug store always give me a funny look when I buy magnum condoms
Didn't happen😄 i guess i can buy anything and not get weird reactions.
But i'm a broke mofo anyway, that won't die.
Condoms, and two different types of lubricant
If a cashier ever gave me a weird look I’d probably have to buy lotion, paper towels and a magazine
Tampons, a pregnancy test and several tubs of whipped cream.
vaseline, condoms, frozen cornish game hen
Chocolate, flowers, condoms
A kid's movie, pizza, and condoms
Condoms, bananas, and a broom
Rope, condom and pacifier.
A propane tank, nails, and a road flare.
Cucumber, cantaloupe, long spoon.
Gloves, tights and trash bags
Cucumber, lube, nappies,,,
Cucumber, Vaseline and chocolate syrup
Nothing. She's seen it all before
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