If you went to a store, what three items could you buy that would make the cashier uncomfortable?🤣🤣?

[Anonymous]

i think gloves bleach rope n a shovel

[Nik1hil]

Lot of options, depends on what makes them cringe most.

If 1ncest makes him cringe: these work..

Condom + Lube + Happy Birthday Card (mom/dad/sister/brother/Daughter/Son) pick one whichever will make him cringe most.

If pedophilia cringes him: go with a Condom + Birthday Cake with a candle that says "8" + Soft toy in Pink color.

If B3astiality cringes him: Go with Condom + Lube + Dog Treats. Or Peanut butter + Condom + Dog Leash.

If nerd makes them cringe- Lube, Lightsaber, a Mirror.

If n3cr0philia cringes: Ask for Condom, Power saw and Trash bags!.

There are lot of combination, although this is something you wanted to read, they are not creativity of my mind, saw a post on reddit few days ago.. so spilled them here.. 😅

[DrPepper12]

Lexie you are funny and frightening!! OK

Several pkgs of face masks
Ammonia
Bleach

[Asker]

aha thank you lol... wonder what thatd be used forrrr🫣

[Asker]

🤣🤣

[SugarSugarplum]

I once bought a toilet plunger and contraceptive cream together.

[strateguy632]

Rofl 😄

[JohnK123]

Lmao what did u do with that

[Asker]

🤣🤣

[SugarSugarplum]

@JohnK123 they were for separate needs.

[JohnK123]

Ohhh ok’ I didn’t even know there was a contraceptive cream

[Agape93]

I've done this before. Bleach, tarp and rope

[Asker]

hmmmm for whatt 🤣

[Agape93]

Tarp and rope for camping, bleach for cleaning.

[Asker]

aha ofc ofc 🤫

[Agape93]

Lol now about the shotgun shells, hatchet and pack shovel...

[Asker]

secretss safee loll

[Agape93]

Lol.

[HighValue]

A window breaker, gloves, and ski mask.

Laxatives, brownie mix, and a camera.

Duck tape, knife, gloves.

[ChicoFromThe305]

A bra, whip cream and toilet paper

[Asker]

oh dear lol

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lol.

[MrGSpotHer]

What you got to do is buy various items make it look like your doing something else like camping and BBQ and bleach isn't all it's cut out to be...

[Anonymous]

If there are items like that the store shouldn't sell them in the first place.

[strateguy632]

But we need those products.

[dean53AU]

A large cucumber lube and condoms? Lol

[Asker]

💀🤣

[dean53AU]

😊😊

[nawtee_me]

Can of dog food plastic spoons and. Cold drink…..

[exitseven]

Fertilizer, a 5 gallon gas can and a trash barrel

[J0shua_09]

Condom, a shovel, and rope don’t ask

[Asker]

interesting mate 🤣🤣😭

[elaphe]

Condoms, maxi pads, and porn.

[elaphe]

There is a "Simpsons" episode in which Homer is trying to buy illegal fireworks at a convenience store and he asked for the above items to hide his request for the fireworks.

[LiamJHayden]

A baby bottle, formula, and rat poison.

[Dongie]

Is that 4?

3 different sizes of condoms.

[EnjoytheDay777]

Condoms, tampax/pads, lube.

[eagle1951]

bleeding meat spoiled milk and old tats