What three items if bought together would make the cashier uncomfortable?

[bzcxx]

Time to put on your thinking caps!

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+1 y

I’m thinking a geoduck, a pack of condoms and some lube (I’m straight though) just wanna mess with the cashier 😂

[Rosexøxø]

Okay the only possible scenarios for discomfort would be:

• a selection of items that are for some sexual purpose

• a selection of items for a murderous purpose

• a selection of items to nurture or disinfect some body part, or soemthing for a bodily function

let’s see, I’ll try an example in each-

sexual selection: condom, tampon, maple syrup, prune juice, and cork

murder selection: sharp kitchen knife, switchblade, lighter fluid, rope, duct tape, lighter, rubbing alcohol, some kind of medicine/ pharmacy thing, some kind of syringe, and some rubber gloves; (some horror book about murder, maybe)

bodily function/ care selection:

laxatives from pharmacy, maybe some rubber gloves again? 🤷‍♀️😂 some butt cream, pads maybe, lol some ginger ale 🤣 I don’t know maybe a thermometer or rectal thermometer if they have those

(if you’re wondering how I know this- I swear it’s from the Madagascar movie, where Melman gives Marty his rectal thermometer, for his birthday) 😂😭

🤒🦒🦓🥳

[LovingJo]

A cucumber, some condoms and olive oil!! 🤔🤣🤣🤣

[bzcxx]

Why olive oil!

[LovingJo]

Because it makes it more questionable, and gross 😂

[bzcxx]

Why not some rendered chicken fat 😳

[Sixgun77]

Bleach, contractor bags, and duct tape. If been out fishing all evening and was cleaning a bunch of catfish on a Saturday night. I was about halfway through when I realized I was all out of trash bags to put the carcasses in and out of bleach to clean the deck with. Had to walk in to Walmart 11:30 Saturday night with a bunch of blood all over me to buy bags and bleach. Got the tape just for giggles.

[BobbieBoy666]

"Feminine Care" Products.

Like pad's Tampon Summer's Eve Douche products and let the cashier know this is for myself so I can feel fresh and clean in my butt area. 💞

[BigschlongEnergy]

Alright you wanna get Condoms Some Rope and something that will Be used for spanking and Whip cream some Duct Tape and a Chair a bean bag Some Shower Stuff some laundry detergent.

[BigschlongEnergy]

Bleach and a knife as well get some Trash bags and a ski Mask

[jshm2]

Bleach, bin liners and packing tape. Yep. They did chop up and dispose of the body that way and it was CCTV of them buying this the day before that got them caught!

[letuswaltzforthedead]

A shovel, a mask, and lube.

If there's a graveyard nearby, even better.

[sage2021]

A can of whipped cream, a whole chicken which has a big cavity, and a jar of cherries for the 🍒 cherry on top.

[Chazmatazz269]

Duct tape, cable ties and a butcher knife. Works EVERY time.

[andreasderjuengere]

sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter

oh wait... no cashier would even know what it's 'good' for.

[AviatorTom]

A cucumber, jar of petroleum jelly and a YouTube gift card

[purplepoppy]

I can do it with one. Hold up a Valentine's card and ask if they multipacks. Then ask why not.

[DryGermanGuy]

https://youtu.be/a0KgYo96BpM

[MCheetah]

Cloroform (sp), an N-92 respirator mask, and some rope.

[OddBeMe]

Prescription for std
Morning after pill
And anti-diarrhea.

[PainusNdeeAnus]

Rope, thick work gloves and little girls underwear

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Colored pencils, two kinds of paper, and super glue.

[UCrayCray]

Hamster, lube and a video camera.

[bzcxx]

what would you be doing with the hamster though 😂

[UCrayCray]

I wouldn’t be asking, I can guarantee you that.

[bzcxx]

Now I’m curious. Spill the tea 😂😂😂😂

[UCrayCray]

Lmao. Spill the tea? I don’t know. I’m looking at this question from the eyes of the cashier. Put those three things on the checkout together, Im looking at you sideways, fo’sho.

[bzcxx]

Fair enough 😂 I thought you had something in mind. I would buy a geoduck, condoms and lube (I’m straight though, just want to mess with the cashier)

[HaveNoName]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 imagine the hamster thinking your finger to be a dick for him (or a large dildo for her).

[UCrayCray]

At no point in my life will I ever need to buy a hamster and lube in the same shopping trip. As a matter of fact, I don’t shop in places where I could buy a hamster and lube in one store.
Your shopping list would, at the very least, get a raised eyebrow, and a smirk.
And I would tell people about you.
This is probably why I don’t work customer service anymore.
People be fooked.

[USLegionary]

Cucumber, lube, kleenex

[Sargentcaptain]

Cloth, bottle of booze and a lighter.

[leighbee]

Laxatives, chocolate and gum

[HaveNoName]

Butchers knife, a rope and a large sack.

[bzcxx]

😂😂

[HaveNoName]

To your update, it would add to the fun if instead of condoms, you picked a pack of happy birthday balloons. 😂😂😂

[exitseven]

nylon rope, duct tape and a crow bar.

[Likes2drive]

A shovel, duct tape and trash bags

[HaveNoName]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are pretty close to my thinking.

[Likes2drive]

@HaveNoName Yup lol

[AsaKyo]

Chainsaw, rope and duct tape

[Darine123]

Condom, lube, pregnancy test😂

[TroyDT2]

Baby bottle, formula, rat poison.

[tfan1]

Lube, condoms, and mousetraps 😛. Lol

[Anonymous]

Tampons, super glue, and tape.

[BJP21]

Orajel, Mouthwash, Buttplug

[boobliker]

lube carits and wipes

[Wise4myage]

KY jelly, cucumbers and whip cream.

[Heolurt]

Gasoline can, rope and a hunting knife.

[Hardworkingguy]

Condoms an anal cleaning kit and pizza

[888theGreat]

buying the biggest condoms available

[TrillXHippy]

2 big bottles of lotion and paper towels

[Anonymous]

Gloves, handcuffs and rope

[bubblegunnn]

Condom fo sho

[Agape93]

Lye, shovel and tarp

[Nominal]

Nothing.

[jimmy2]

Lol we are blessed