Best way to introduce yourself to a person you don't know?

[Anonymous]

Wrong answers only 😆

[AmandaYVR]

"Hi can you tell me where the emergency exits are?"

At which point I'm guessing they'll look at you sort of dumbfounded and confused. "Huh?"

Then just repeat it. "Hi, I'm [fill in the blank]. Can you tell me where the emergency exits are?"

No further explanation. That should sufficiently kill any conversation.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

¹Pee on them to establish dominance
²Approach with your child in tow then turn to the child and say "look honey it's your next daddy/mommy"
³"Nice to meet you. My name is __ and I have over 100 followers on my GaG account."
⁴"Hi nice to meet you. I was going to ask if that is your watch making all that noise or am I just hearing my biological clock ticking again?"

[blank_expression]

Start talking as if you know he/she well, give ____ a name, let them deny they are that person, say quit pulling my leg. Well if you aren’t ____, you are identical twins. Tell them I just saw you drunk the other night at xyz bar. I see the bruises healed well where the ____ hit you. Was that your ex?

[ChrisMaster69]

say hi. You seen my Elephant impression

Can’t really show it but… imagine the missing Trunk from above lol…

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[ChrisMaster69]

@ pretty pink Anon thank you most appreciated

[Sonorous]

Hi, I'm [insert current salary], what's your name?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Try to destroy their brain cells. An example would be….

Them: Hi, nice to meet you

You: Tomorrow is today, yesterday is tomorrow, but today is today. That’s why it’s called today. *slowly walks away*

[IAMNathanael]

*Falls out of the ceiling*
"hi, I'm nate"

[Asker]

I might be completely fucking stupid. But that sounds like the right way. I would talk to you if you did that xD

[IAMNathanael]

Haha, okay then. You are an excellent judge of character lol

[The_Maphio]

Firm handshake and a look in their eyes. You'll immediately spot the type of character and will be better able to form successful interactions from there onward.

[Still-alive]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/01_Vg5xbJVU

boob slap awkward

[MCheetah]

A light grabbing of the genitals (lasting no more than four seconds), followed by a smack on the ass and head nod.

[CharlieDrag]

Ask do you want to see my pussy and then show them a picture of a cat.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

And say it’s tight as in the cat has a tight (rude/bitchy) attitude

[FunkyMonkee]

Well, there's the old "drop the jar of mustard on her foot" ploy...

[Anonymous]

Can you smell that?

I think i followed through. Do you know where they keep the shit tickets around here?

[Shihab91]

Wrong answers?
- fuck you my name is non of your business and meeting you is a waste of time.

[Danidan18]

ask them to smell your finger

[Libbers]

Omfg. Best answer.

[TheAfrikan]

I think I know you but I forgot your name.

[Anonymous]

hi im from back estate and i live for Donald trump

[Anonymous]

Lick their face.

[InferiorElegy]

I don't.

[In_Trance]

Dic pic