If you turn into a vampire before he bites you is it called Premature Draculation?

[purplepoppy]

[JesseJayNeak]

That's a good one lol. I'm gonna save this one
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[nolabels]

I guess that'd be what you'd call it, all right.
I'm glad you're here to clear that up for us.
Lol.

[Jessica405]

ROFLMAO! You sure come out with some terrific questions! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Still-alive]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/6zXDo4dL7SU

nice

[NYCQuestions1976]

Nice word play. The marijuana must be extraordinary where you live. 👍

[kinkyguy45]

Yes and it’s so frustrating! Today’s feminists have no reason to steal that sense of accomplishment and achievement from males... 😡

[CreamySeed]

Really diggin in the bottom of your troll barrel for this one eh? I guess we all gotta use our allotted daily questions up

[Bean2thousand]

I don't think this happens in real life, because they always have to ask first before the can cum inside.

[Andres77]

Spontaneous Co-puncture.

[DJB72]

Where does your brain get these ideas?

[Andres77]

It's a mystery

[Andres77]

But she's fun, no?

[Still-alive]

who cares where just keep it coming lol

[DJB72]

@Andres77 ya gotta love her mind 🤣🤣🤣

[Leavesbound]

Or preemptive undeath.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣 don't you just hate when that happens🤷🤣

[ohshee]

So what happens if it was a girl vampire

[ohshee]

And what happens if she faked it and the girl vampires actually suck on n e c k or dick

[ohshee]

As always your questions always make me think after I get done laughing because they are so funny and good

[FunkyMonkee]

I suppose, if he WAS CUMMING for you.

[Anonymous]

‏‏‎ ‎yes‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

[Wiredone]

That's not one of your better jokes

[Diamold]

I think you just created a new timeline

[jimmy2]

Lol well if one comes to you ask first lol

[abhi75757]

That something funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[exitseven]

That sucked.

[Anonymous]

It means the girl is premature whoreuclation

[Den1971]

That's fucking funny

[EaterPeter]

I guess it does. 🙂

[ItsMeItsMe1989]

no, it isn't

[lycanthrope3]

good one