+1 yLike all of us, his name was bestowed upon him by his parents, for they genuinely believed this baby boy they had created well and truly deserved this most gracious of name!
As a child he grew up playing in his parents back garden with sharp scissors, trying to cut off the protruding eyes of the slimy slugs that were rampant ravages of their small plot of land. When he failed, he would stab these slimy slugs with thick twigs until they bled yellow/green goo. Each time his parents would draw gasps of breath, shellshocked and call out his name!
As he grew older inspired by the carnage and mayhem in Grand Theft Auto, he would walk around town with a golf club beating anyone and everyone at will until money floated out of their pockets and he took it as though it was his own. Onlookers would be fearful of his brutality but would quietly mutter his name in utter disbelief what they had just seen!
As a young man he wouldn't say no to spending time with his beloved grandmother who was a keen bingo player. Over the years she would always tell him of all the stories of her past growing up in the Far East and her love for the martial arts. Coincidentally, at this very same time this young man stumbled upon a music video that would change his life forever... "Get Up (Rattle)' by Bingo Players Feat. Far East Movement. What he learned from this and the stories his grandmother told him about self defense, solidified his reasoning for carrying a samurai sword at all times. Whenever he was out and about, he would decapitate any living duck he ever saw! His reasoning being he didn't want to die like the young men in that music video. Although ducks cannot speak, when they saw him approach them, you guessed it, they said his name before they befell their inevitable death!
Just many of the stories one can tell of his man you so want to know the name of.
I give you the one and only... Ho Lee Fuk!21 Reply- +1 y
Thank you for MHO :-)
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+1 yGottlieb which just happens to be my real 1st name.
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So yeah, I have a old fashion name
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