PLEASE READ TO FULLY UNDERSTAND! You’re participating in a showdown within the battlegrounds of a smaller Roman Gladiator Arena. You’re surrounded by several caged doors and an electric fence wall. No one can leave until the other is dead. One ankle is chained to the ground so that you won't stray to far. You’re dressed Tarzan/Jane style but given a helmet, kneepads, a pocketknife, a spear and a can of mace. You have to fight each thing one on one for up to 10 mins. If you survive within that time, the thing you’re fighting will disappear and your body will self heal in preparation for the next battle. At the start of your last battle, a gate will open and your chains will break free so that you have a chance to flight instead of fight. I’m sure my scenario is flawed but I’m trying to make it survivable. So are you gonna fight to live or lay down and die? THE THINGS YOU’LL BE BATTLING— — Angry Bull (by the way your outfits red) — Starving Alpha Wolf (with sharp teeth) — Wild Leopard (with sharp claws) — Crazyass Croc (that swings its tail at you — Vengeful Grizzly (whose cub was killed) — Hungry Zombie (ur closest fam member) — Large Boa Constrictor (with nonlethal venom but constantly tries to smother you) #DefeatTheBeast#FeelFreeToList#FaceOff#WhatsTheScenarioImagine the question marks are caged animals and no you can’t hide in their cages when running from themI don't know where I come up with these scenarios but play along. Cheerio!I wanted to include a shark but chose not to. And please dont try to purposely off yourself with the weapons
1. The bull 2. The crock 3. The grizzly 4. The zombie. 5. The Boa 6/7 can't decide between the wolf and the leopard. Do we need to explain how we'd fight them?
Here's the explanation: 1. Go near the fence, and make the bull attack me. Jump out of the way and get the bull electrified, then stab him. 2. Use the chain to catch the crocks tail, step on it's back and stab him in the head. 3. Play dead until the grizzly comes up to me. Spray him with the mase, quickly wrap the chain around his back legs, and pull. He falls to the ground and I stab it with the spear in the back of the head. 4. Swing the spear and cut of the zombie's head. 5. Prepare the pocketknife in my hand, and when the boa begins the "hug" I rip open it's stomach.
#1 Hahaha! Glad I turned you on. 😂🤣 And thank you. #2 don't worry, I won't. #3 Yeah, it kinda is. #4 well it's quick. I don't want them to suffer more than they have to. #5 that's the response I've been looking for. 🤣 Oh yeah I forgot the last two. I'd start running away, and then turn around and throw the pocket knife at #6. I learned to throw knives when I was 8.
Yeah, my dad thought me. He said it might come in handy some day. Never expect it to be for s scenario like this. Ok, then think of me when you do give MHO. 🤣
do the weapons replinish/"heal" between fights? as an example, used the spear but it broke trying to pull it out of an animal, would it be back whole next fight?
If your weapons are broken then no they can't be repaired. And Your body only heals if you survive the fight. But the good thing is, you get a few weapons in case one breaks 🤣
bull first. will borrow anothers plan to use fence on it. while its stunned by electricity, run up and slit its throat with my knife. keep the horns.
bear next. mace it and cut throat then stab spear through skull. keep its fangs.
croc next. dodge the tail while near fence, making it tailswipe electric fence. once stunned come from side and impale skull with horns. keep top of skull as a shield.
leopard next. duck under its low diving attack and split it from navel to throat. keep fangs.
wolf next. roughly same as leopard. keep fangs.
boa next. use shield as a false target for its squeeze. spear/horns/knife through the brain. collect venom to keep.
zombie next. use shield to push it into fence. stab it with horns so it stays stuck to fence till burned to a crisp.
Keeping the horns!! Wow thats smart af. Lol i never realized how smart it is to mace a bear haha. The croc one is so funny 🤣 What shield for the boa? An animal body part? You realize the zombie is your fam right 💀😂
scarriest part is all 7 can be killed by just the knife. mind you the fence and mace assist. by the way, if any mace left, speay the zombie once fire starts to accelerate the burning process.
1) Crocodile first, it may be crazy but it's still on land, and rather low to the ground, I should be able to just SPEAR SPAM that guy if I keep my distance. It can't turn as fast and I can use that time to get used to 'dodging' for the next animals. 2) Boa, same thing, they can be slow as long as you're far away and not on their bad side... SPEAR SPAM that thingI would probably keep that spear in front of me at all times maybe it'll accidently bite it if I'm in front. From the back just stab and stab. If it does get past the spear I still have that pocket knife to kill it.. AND MACE! 3) The bull, dodge and see if I can use that electrical fence to stun it and then stab it repeatedly with the spear (thanks for that spear, dear) 4) Alpha Wolf, spear in one hand while I make a fist with the chain, holding the knife in the other, maybe I can strangle it with the chain 5) Same with the leopard as the wolf, hoping to keep my distance with the spear and hopefully getting a stab in before it leaps, maybe I can use its momentum against it, catch it with the spear, roll on my back and use my feet and the spear to catapult it into the electric fence again. Imma call this approach the Stun 'N Stab 6) Bear... Fuck. help haha ehh I would try to cover one arm up with the chain and get it to bite it once it does, STAB IT WITH THE OTHER in the head until it stops moving 7) zombie... If I did this one first who knows maybe I'd be so traumatized to killing that I'd just be broken when the next creature enters. Hopefully by the time I reach 7 I wouldn't hesitate as much. And hey you've got to give your family member rest.
#1 from dodging the croc tail? #2 i’d be stabbing so much 🤣 and i’ve never seen a snake maced. can't wait! #3 i was hoping no one ever thought to use the fence. I honestly expected people to try to kill themselves to avoid the animals 💀 #4 so glad people thouht to use the chain! #6 Why not save the bear for last when your chains break free lol. #7 makes so much sense 🥺
swinging that tail it'd still be in place, it wouldn't move much I'll be fine :D from your replies you must be one of the people in the crowd or the one who put us in this trial XD
Wow wow wow! First thing first, the bull. Use the adrenaline and the danger factor, dodging the bull and poke it with the knife until it's slowing down. While doing all that i will freaking out, saying wtf all the time wondering what and how and why 🤣 and the color red is meaningless here The wolf. Spear and mace combo, try to spray the eyes, hit it with the spear and hoping that might work. Leopard! I have no idea what to do here, go on my knees or play dead 😝 The bear! I will unleash my chest hair, be big and scream at it, find some fish or honey and be friends 🐻🧔 the beard and the bear unite 😤 The zombie. Pretty simple but devastating for me. Pocketknife in the head, sorry 🧟 The boa! I need to be quick and try to not get huged buy the snake, with the bear close, we can scare the boa away, but tje danger factor is still on, spear in head 🐍
Super unrealistic, i would die about 3 or 4 times though 😝
I an imagine you freaking out while “poking the bull” 😂 Play dead around a leopard. Omg worst idea ever 😂 Maybe try that with the Bear. The bear and snake can't be on the loose at the same time lol
Zombie, boa, gator, bull, wolf, leopard, and last but definitely not least the grizzly. I believe I could kill the first 4 with the spear east enough the next 2 will be harder but still doable and the grizzly I’d save for last because if I can work my way to the exit I’d prefer to pepper spray his ass and while he’s rolling around stick him with the spear and haul ass. Of course you said our health regenerates it’s self after every victory does the peppy spray fill back up because if so I’d spray every one of them and then spear them right through the lung through the heart and out the other lung then just follow the blood trail which won’t be long and gut them skin them and quarter up the meat easy peezy
Maximize the mace. 1. Bull. Spray mace and then flank with spear. 2. Cut up bull and throw it around for the Bear. Flank bear with the spear. 3. Cut up more bull and bear and throw it around for the leopard. Flank the leopard with the spear. 4. Throw bloody body parts around for the wolf. Flank it with the spear. 5. Throw body parts for the croc. Sneak up behind it and spike it's skull with the spear. 6. Make a club with the femur of the bear and Spear the zombie and then crush the head with the "femur hammer". 7. Pin boa with the spear and then beat the head to a pulp with the femur hammer.
It's hard to say how I would fight them because neatly choreographed fights in your head rarely turn out that way in reality. Too much unpredictability. All I will say is that my last four would be hard creatures to kill for one person without a firearm. And I'm getting away from that grizzly If I have the chance. Only Anthony Hopkins can kill bears with spears.
Lol i expected the bull and snake to be sorta top 4 easy since you have a knife. Im shocked u see the croc and leopard as easier than a bull. But i’d love to hear the action
A bull is 1600+ pounds of mostly solid muscle. I've seen them overturn cars with ease. They can toss 240 pound men 10 feet into the air. They are very fast and very agile too. You can't run from them. All you can do is dodge them and hope you don't end up with those horns sticking up your ass. I mean African cape buffalo can kill lions. And because of their immense bulk, they would likely be hard to kill. It's their power and their speed that puts them high on my list. In fact the larger, heavier creatures are going to be the hardest to kill without firearms so that is why I ranked them high. But just for fun I'll tell you what I would try with each animal, even though none of it would likely work. 1. Zombie. . . . . dropkick it to the ground and thrust my spear theough its skull. 2. Wolf. . . keep it at a distance with the spear and look for a chance to stab it. If it latches onto me I'll use the knife to kill him. 3. Leopard. . . same as the wolf basically. Repel him with the spear until I can find an opening to impale him with it. 4. Crocodile. . . maybe try and make him bite the chain as a distraction and try for a head thrust with the spear. 5. Boa Constrictor. . . . basically I'm just gonna try and outlast it. I've heard these creatures do not like mace, so I'd use that and spear thrusts to keep it away. Hard animal to kill unless you get a head shot, and the head ain't very big. 6. Bull. . . . again, just try and outlast him. Dodging, weaving, scampering. Maybe try a spear thrust to the head if I was cornered or make him charge the fence and miss or something. I don't know lol. 7. Grizzly. . . bend over and kiss my ass goodbye. Or run for it if I have that out. I don't know lol The grizzly is definitely the scariest opponent in your scenario.
All in all this is a pretty entertaining exercise. You should think up more of them.
Damn people made a bull seem so easy. This is scary to hear. #4 lmao biting the chain is smart. Never wouldve guessed snakes fear mace. Yea i mentioned above that you can run from the 7th thing so you get to try to outrun the bear lol. But thank you and i enjoyed your answers :D
I would kill the bull first and then feed it to the other animals and make friends with them.
Lastly, I would wrap the snake around the zombie and let the two of them struggle while I walk away peacefully with my new friends Bagheera, Baloo, and Cousin Dawggy.
The crocodile would just slither off into the Aqueduct and go on about his day.
Lmao feed to the other animals 🤣 the bear thinks you killed its cub. there's so reasoning with that thang 🤣 The wolf may befreiend you but the leopard is greedy af and will still try to eat you too. I doubt the snake is willing to reason since its so cunning and backstabbing. The zombie gives no fcks 🤣 Oh nvm i just read where the snake fights the sombie lol
Croc. Then skin it and use it's hide as armor (that stuff is tough from what I recall.). Use that to help with the wolf. Spear to stab the bull. Rip the horns off the bull, use those to add to the spear or make a new one if needed. Use those to deal with the leopard and grizzly, leaving the boa and zombie. Boa can be a bit of an issue depending on how fast it's reflexes are, but a quick chop to the head will deal with it. Zombie of loved one? Easy. Chop head off too.
Never back down. Why the United States military wear the American flag backwards on our uniforms. Even us vets still do that. Hopefully I can help my fellow fighter out. But they will die if he no other choice.
Yup. I would face all the animals and zombie. Lol. Now if the person who chained to me is in my way. Then they going to catch it. Just saying. Especially if the door doesn't open afte we beat all the animals. Lol.
The grizzly. Even though by that time. I would have fashioned a pretty gnarly weapon. And by the time I got to the snake. It would be sharp enough to cut it's head off with one strike. Lol
Yup. Lol. And if the shark is the surprise animal. I go right at it and turn it over after hitting it on the nose. Because shark can't swim on there backs. And I can drive my weapon right into it's gills. Lol
The cluts in me KNOWS I’ll be the one to hit the wall long before the wolf. Either way, he’d win. And if I had to pick between cooking to death or the wolf, I pray it bites my head off first.
I don't really know, but bulls are colorblind sonyou could wear hot pink or orange and the bull wouldn't know. The rippling cloth is why the bull charges. As for boa constrictors none are venomous. As my sister explained in great detail to my grandmother (who is afraid of snakes).
Oh I'm scared of the Grizzly, thats why it's the first to go. I don't want to save it for last and end up exhausted but u injured. Death would be slower then.
Yeah especially without a gun. My best bet is to mace him as he's charging, side step it and stab it in the lungs with the spear. No amount of muscle will stop him from suffocating. I just have to keep it at bay until it dies or weakens
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