Does anybody else frequently forget their age so you keeping logging into gag to check it?

[Anonymous]

Yes

No

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+1 y

yeah me neither 👄

[Daniela1982]

So you were untruthful or forgot your own birthday?

[Asker]

Oh no, I never lie. To put into perspective, I've been told I'm exactly like Jesus. Some even call me Yahweh

[Daniela1982]

Are you lying now?

[Asker]

I would neva

[Massageman]

Yes - a good motto to live by.

[Apulu_3]

I never forget my age. Because I don't want to grow older than 13 and like be a 13 yr teenagers for my entire life. I am trying to live my 13 Age till the fullest. How can I forget it? Yeah my grandpa forgot his age.

[Asker]

sounds very wise

[Apulu_3]

Thank you 😊

[sensible27]

You know Alzheimer's and some other diseases are sort of treatable maybe when they first orignate but by the time you start seeing symptoms it might be too late ( : ) )

[Asker]

I actually just forgot how to read so I literally have no idea what you just typed

[sensible27]

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[Asker]

I'm scared

[josephinelcajon]

I am generally off by a year or two but never came here to check. birthdays and my age do not really matter to me as much as how old I feel or how young depending.

[Asker]

What would you say to someone that walked up and said to you "wow you're so hot! How old are you?"

[TechniCarl]

I do forget my age but I just use my phone's calculator and subtract the current year from my birth... The only thing I do remember

[Asker]

Does your phone calculators internet software reflect that of the TI-69?

[TechniCarl]

Depends on what you mean

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

No, but there are ones who do so, they come on here
saying they are age 35-45 and they are under 16 so figure
that one out but they are pink anonymous

[Asker]

Why do I have the feeling there are more 35-45 year olds pretending they're younger than they are 🤔

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@Sonorous Just watch the questions they ask

[Asker]

can't I'm too busy. I got people to ignore and movies to almost watch

[Dinklex3]

No.
I remember by remembering how old my best friend is. I'm one year younger than her so I figure it out that way, lol.

[Asker]

My birthday is always the same number of the year so long as it's before November. So then after that, I feel like this guy:

https://i.gifer.com/embedded/download/L01v.gif

[jennifer_bloom]

I’m just surprised I’m 36 because I feel like only 2-3 years have passed since I was 23 and still young looking.

[Asker]

That's exactly how I feel

[Birdlegs]

Anybody who does forget it doesn’t need to worry about it too much longer

[Asker]

Nice! My stressed will end soon! Such kind words! Thank you!

[DeeDeeDeVour]

In 2 months, GAG's gonna begin showing me in my 50s!

[Asker]

time to edit some wrinkles on those legs!

[DeeDeeDeVour]

@Sonorous "Wrinkles!" What wrinkles? Lol. No need to edit anything since I will be saying "goodbye!" to GAG sooner or later.

[Asker]

What will you then be saying hi too?

[Jupiter1]

@DeeDeeDeVour 😧 Goodbye? 🥺 No! No! No! 😩

[DeeDeeDeVour]

@Sonorous Former 8-division boxing champ Manny 'Pacman' Pacquiao (a personal friend of mine) has personally requested me to join his campaign team for his bid to be President of the Philippines. Having this GAG account will likely come to light and might also hurt his hopes.

@Jupiter1 Sorry, I never gave any clues of my planned "departure" during our private chats. I'll miss your compliments (especially for my feet & legs) during our private chats. Meanwhile, It's hot in the Philippines and I honestly don't like slacks. You might still see my legs during his campaign trail. Lol. However, I intend to be on the sidelines, not in the limelight.

[Wraith_Cemetery]

Everyday is a constant reminder of how old I am, so no, I don't need GAG for that..

[Asker]

must be a yung'n

[genericname85]

no. i can remember my birth date and figuring out my age from that is simple maths that is faster than logging into gag.

[Asker]

santa only gave me simple wraths

[Starwitch23]

As I have entered my 20s I feel anxious about me getting old. So, I can't forget my age and I don't want to get older.

[Asker]

Why feel anxious? I hear that old age is crazy fun! What's less fun than being one step closer to jesus?

[Starwitch23]

🤣🤣🤣.. I don't want to die wrinkly and have no teeth.

[Asker]

Hey! Jesus will accept us no matter what we look like!

[yofuknutz]

Buy it from Costco a Sonic Fusion waterpik system protect those pearly white

[_no_one_]

I logon to gag to check for it whenever I have a form to fill out that asks for my age. I always think that i am 69 but thats not true.

[Asker]

My condolences. It's gotta be hard to be hit with such a depressing truth 😔

[_no_one_]

it's ok i am used to it now

[Asker]

how does one become such a sage coper as yourself?

[_no_one_]

it's easy to cope when you have schizophrenia, always have someone who'll listen to you.

[Asker]

that does run in my family. Now all I gotta do is smoke some shrooms

[_no_one_]

are they still there?

[Asker]

yeah sadly it ain't affected them yet

[_no_one_]

damn your schizophrenia stronger than one's porn addiction

[Asker]

ikr and they all done alreat done drugs and shit

[InsertNameHerex]

No because my gag age was wrong for the longest time anyway lol

[Asker]

was it too young or too old?

[InsertNameHerex]

Too old, I had this account when I was 16 ish and it would say 19 lol.

[_no_one_]

so that makes u 15

[Asker]

@insertnameherex - the sad thing is that probably even less dudes hit on you since you were "older"

[Shark_61695]

Not quite gag but I generally forget and recaculate it every time.

[Asker]

Ahh, do you use the TI-69 calculator?

[Shark_61695]

Never had a 69 but did use the TI-83 for a few years.

[Asker]

Oh okay. Yeah they say that one's aparently the upgrade but when I had it, it really didn't feel like it

[lovedejj_xo]

Never because I plan my birthday vacation trips ….. patiently waiting for May.

[Asker]

Hey that's the same month as my stepfather's birthday!

[lovedejj_xo]

Nice!!!

[Asker]

well he's technically my ex-stepdad since he and my mother's marriage ended in a violent & stressful divorce 😂 one that will leave scars on me until the day that I die 🤣 isn't life great!

[Anonymous]

i don't log into here to see but i do sometimes forget my age lol, i literally forgot today is my birthday too

[Asker]

merry birthmas homie

[Opinion Owner]

thanks man your the best present i could ask for

[Asker]

thanks here's a gift for you to cherish deep in your heart homie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBr9Cz9RdK0

[BillyBalls]

All I do is look in the mirror.

It Reminds me that I am not kid any longer.

[Asker]

I'm so properly developed that I have a hard time fitting in the bathroom to do that. It's the same reason that I don't take after-workout selfies after working my rock hard abs. Oh and absolutely massive biceps.

[AviatorTom]

No, I can remember my age. I do forget my password sometimes but G@G isn't very helpful with that... just tells me it's wrong.

[Kisama]

I see, math is still yet to be acquired by many.

[Asker]

yeah my santa was racist 👄

[spartan55]

Pink users seem to have lots of trouble with this.

[Asker]

Good thing I'm a brown user 👄

[Xtcy2083]

How do you manage to forget your age?

[Asker]

I really don't know. It's almost like my acquired wisdom is so vast that I forget the typical constraints we usually have 🤔

[Xtcy2083]

Well, here's your daily reminder that you're 22.

[Asker]

Why thank you. And I expect that same number on my desk by tomorrow!

[MelonSoda]

How do you forget your age?

[Asker]

oh yeah well how do you forget your...

[MelonSoda]

Mijn what? 😌

[Asker]

oh I couldn't think of anything but this is not over!

[MelonSoda]

Okay, I'll be waiting then lmao.

[Asker]

gOrl u bouta be breakin some world records den

[Asker]

I ain't as witty as I was in my youth

[MelonSoda]

You're technically still in your youth, thoughhhh.

[Asker]

😹 nice one!

[RobieMon]

I honestly don’t know how old I am

[Asker]

well it says you're one one one years old 🤔 so three plus 🤔 sorry one plus two ones equals 🤔

3

🤔

[Craftsman]

I don't bother logging on to find out how old I am. That's what I have a driver's license for.

[t-8900]

not but I have lots of moments where I forget I'm not a teenager anymore.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Why do you want to remenbet age in the 2st place

[Asker]

to tell people when they ask me stuff like "wow you're so hot! How old are you?"

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Okay

[douride2]

No I'm good. My memory isn't that bad yet.

[Asker]

oh no u didn't

[Babygirl_S]

No I don't have dementia yet.

[Asker]

What day do you plan on getting it?

[Asker]

oh black Friday?

[Fuentes]

No you might need to see a dr i think lol

[Asker]

only if she looks like this:

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Sometimes forget existence

[Asker]

*pats fading particles*

[mrkdvsn]

I never forget my age, but I do forget other people's names

[najekim]

Nah. As long as I remember my wife's age I can remember mine since I'm a year younger.

[MCheetah]

No. WTF?

[Asker]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FOX SAY WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING ME

[KrisRez]

Sometimes I do

[Asker]

Welcome

[Visionary7]

No🤨

[sensible27]

Visionary (?)

[Asker]

that's hot

[TallAnon]

Nope

[Asker]

must suck not being chadlike

[wh0re]

No I don’t

[Asker]

You're wh0re!

[emperor90]

Not me at all

[Asker]

LIAR!

[Joker_]

Same

[Asker]

It seems old age is catching up to us

[Joker_]

Yeah, you're getting old

[Asker]

Exactly. And if there's one thing old age has taught me, it's to ignore schooling & just focus on being hot. Being hot solves so many issues in life

[Joker_]

Yo that's literally what I've been doing. The problem that I've encountered though is that I'd honestly prefer to be cold

[Asker]

I believe we all do deep down. Just as the universe can be hot in many places, but colder in many many more. But through our old age, we must fight to be the rare hot ones. We must strive to be better than the inferiors!

[Joker_]

You're old

[Asker]

but hot

[Joker_]

I'm hot, but you're not

[Asker]

Then explain to me when I went to the landmark in Baker california, they had to close it down temporarily for maintanence? hmm? hmm¿ ansur me dat!

[Joker_]

I can explain that easily with a metaphor: the moon is a banana

[Asker]

well my my! It would seem you're old, hot, and smart!

[Joker_]

I'M YOUNG AND YOUTHFUL

[Asker]

🤣 yeah... and I'm a white chad...

we done living in fairytale land 👄 wanna come back to reality?

[Joker_]

fuck

[Joker_]

lol‎‎‎‎‎‎

[Joker_]

damn

[Asker]

Exactly! I'm a black chad

[Joker_]

That you are

[Mellifluous_]

I can second that

[Asker]

@Mellifluous_ your vote doesn't count

[Mellifluous_]

Damn

[Asker]

I know it's tough. But here's a song to help you get through being rejected by chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE

[Mellifluous_]

You can't be a chad if you just tried to help me get over your rejection 🤔

[Asker]

nah I must be a chad since you're still speaking to me after getting rejected

[Mellifluous_]

Why you tryna prove you a real chad to someone you rejected? You sus

[Asker]

Well other chads just throw away their trash... But I like to play with it a bit

[Joker_]

You like to play with trash?

[Mellifluous_]

Aren't real chads are too busy getting laid to play with their trash?
You must not be getting laid 🤔 hence the obsession for playing with trash

[Joker_]

imma just say only the realest chads play with trash

[Mellifluous_]

Lemme guess, you play with trash too huh?

[Joker_]

Would you like to join me

[Mellifluous_]

N-n- nobody's ever asked me if I'd like to join them before... blesseth thou soul my lord. It seems I've been graced by the very presence of 2 top-tier chads

[Mellifluous_]

Lesss goooo

[Joker_]

Let's a go, Luigi

[Mellifluous_]

On a scale of 1-10 how much more of a chad are you than this dude:

youtube.com/shorts/s3xP8dj2DZg?feature=share

[Joker_]

I'm shitting rn

[Asker]

How dare thee speaketh this form of English! Thee wench! I findeth it repellent to contemplate just how sadistic thou art! Leaveth betimes!

[Massageman]

No - that's what my DL is for.

[helppls]

who does thooo?

[TrillXHippy]

Nope

[ShyLeoGurl]

Lmao no