Ever seen that episode of Spongebob where he and Patrick thought it would be a great idea to awaken Sandy from her hibernation sleep? Yea I act like her. Apparently one of the guys still does not understand the meaning of MOVING TOO FAST after our little talk. He admitted he can be a clinger and boy was he right. It is still week 1 of knowing the guy like wtf are you doin man? We talked on the phone yesterday for 5 fckin hours despite me saying I had things i needed to go do. I even missed WWE night with grandpa! NO ONE MESSES WITH GRANDPAPPYS QUALITY TIME! After a while, i just said fck it, I need to hang up. So, i’m finally sleep. I get a mf call at 4am! Its this bastard all joyfully happy! “Hi baby. Missed me?” I said, DO YOU KNOW WHAT FREAKIN TIME IT IS?” He goes, “All you need is 6 hours of sleep, lets talk.” Man, i laughed like the joker a good 5 minutes. He got creeped out. I FCKIN SNAPPED ON HIS AZZ YO. I said, “yesterday we talked for 5 mf hours! You know i wake everyday for work at 6am. Today was my day to sleep late. I told you to please not wake me! DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?” *laughs insanely some more* “You better hope i can fckin fall back asleep!” He goes “baby, i am going to call a priest because you sound like you need an exorcism, please calm down.” I laughed insanely some more and then whispered “Hang up the fckin phone if you know whats good for you.” He goes “Shhh, Close your eyes, let me talk you back to sleep.” I snapped again. Lmao i really dgaf yo. And He ruined a good ass dream! 🤣 #FeelFreeToList#DreamALittleDream
Updates
+1 y
Okay so outside of laughing creepily like the green goblin, i also threatened to choke him through the phone. he's doing too much. He had us picking out baby names yesterday. That shit is cute but not in month 1, week 1!! I was already hurt from having to drop my beloved Sam yesterday. That was one of the few men who shared my sense of humor. And although he begged me not to, i knew it wouldn't go further than a goofy acquiantance. So being awoken by this other doofus did not make things better
I am right there with you! Fuck that guy! (Personally I would've dumped a girl for that.) I am just as angry in the morning. Wake me up early and be prepared for a sea of hate and a VENGEFUL storm of swearing.
My siblings tried to "surprise" visit me, at 9am on a Saturday three years back, not knowing I just crashed at 6am. But they did it in the most annoying way. Ever have someone continuously tap on your front door with one finger, that was their method of knocking. By the time I hear it and realize what's going on I unleashed hell. I was yelling all the way from the bedroom to the door. Ripped open the front door and started to berate them, not caring who in the apt building heard me. Something like "I FUCKING WORK NIGHTS! FOR THE LAST GODDAMN DECADE! WE'RE NOT TEENAGERS ANYMORE! THIS SHIT IS NOT FUNNY OR FUCKING CUTE ANYMORE! YOU EITHER FUCKING CALL THE DAY BEFORE OR YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" That rant went on for ten minutes. After that they finally learned. They'll only "surprise" me now if they bring Mom. But she at least calls on the way.
Bonus: The entire building left me alone after that.
oh man! fucking brutal. I can see why you wait 6 months my god.
my kids wake me up all the time and it pisses me off but I can't lose my shit on them. I do my best to keep it together and explain why daddy is so angry to preschoolers... its not a pretty sight
well if I was a chick and I had dudes behaving like that I think my legs would be closed permanently. lol. I dunno they seem clueless! and why was buddy calling you at 4 fucking AM
Lmao it was day 3 of knowing him and sex hasn't even been a consideration. But he said he was excited to call and talk to me and that he missed me or some shit
I never sleep straight through the night so I'm used to my sleep being interrupted. And my phone stays on silent. But yeah, looks like you've met your match. Cuz you can he hella clingy yourself.
You say it like i was clingy with someone before then? Mil was hardly calling at all and we were entering month 3 so me wanting that i dont feel counts. Unless you’re referring to a different dude?
oh crap yes. i am so grumpy if i don't get my booty sleep (beauty sleep). i'm trying to avoid getting wrinkles and white hairs for as long as possible (or at least until i convince a guy to put a ring on it). anyways, i always try to get at least 7 hours of sleep. and the damn phone rings at the ungodly hour of 7 am on a Saturday. some fucker from another country is calling me and asking to speak to Carrie. I'm like, fucker, this is the wrong number.
Yeah, and when someone wakes me up from my slumber, i can't get back to sleep. it takes me about half an hour to fall asleep too. or sometimes i will wake up to crap, and can't fall asleep. i do like sleeping. i have great dreams, much more intriguing than my banal reality that consists of working, eating, shitting and sleeping. i once dreamt that i was in heaven i think (i saw a golden gate and fluffy white clouds and everything).
also, if i don't sleep well, i will be angry and pissed the entire day. i once snapped at this hot guy for daring to ask me how i was. poor man. i think he was flirting with me? why do hot nice guys always find me approachable when i feel and look like shit?
I wouldn’t continue getting to know this guy. He’s obviously disrespectful toward your needs and your rights as an individual. He seems to be a bit controlling and I’m sure that could get worse. Especially the part when he said you shouldn’t need more than 6 hours of sleep. That shows a real problem.
Yea he does seem like he might end up controlling. Cause i said i wanted 1-3 kids and he said “no we’re having 5.” And i said something else and he shhh’d me and tried to change my mind
You should cut off this guy. He doesn't respect your boundaries. If I were in your situation then I would be very mad and frustrated being woken up like that, especially if I was really tired. If a guy like that kept bothering me like that then I would eventually block him.
My neighbours are forever ruining my sleep. Apparently I have thin walls. It's annoying coz I can hear them mumbling when they're being normal and I can hear them when they talking at some high ass level. This Nigerian lady is forever shouting dammit! Anyways don't wake me if you wanna be friends, not unless we gonna be late or you dieing!
Good question cuz I don't really know but I do have a plan how about we do an experiment I'll give you my phone number right now give me 5 minutes I'm going to jump in bed go to sleep you call me wake me up and let's see what happens okay ready 5 minutes from right now go
If someone wakes me up it better be for a damn good reason or I'm chewing heads off. I was sleep-deprived many times in the military and that was one of the first things I looked forward to having control over again when I got out. I still value my sleep that heavily today. Before the military it would not have bothered me so much.
Who the heck calls you at 4 am and act like it's right? I can get it if he's drunk... or not, not even then lol Yes I get pretty pissed if people interrupt my sleep if it's for dumb reasons. Sometimes my family slam doors or make a lot of noise while I'm sleeping and I get irritated. Have some respect, y'all
No I don't really get grumpy if someone wakes me up unless they do it a dick way. I had people throw my dog on me, throw a potato at my head and one if my bro set off fireworks in my room that pisses me off just wake me up normally and I might be okay unless it like 3 or 4 in the morning
This guy is so annoying!!! I'm starting to think that he did this on purpose. Yes I get frustrated and angry when someone interrupts my sleep, my mother does that all the time! She knows it pisses me off, so she keeps doing it.
Yes! I get crazy annoyed and stay grumpy all day of I get broken sleep because someone woke me up. I would have just hung up on him. That guy would be way too much maintenance for me to deal with. Good luck D!
I would wonder what he hasto offer to (any) relationship of he has nothing else to do besides waiting up until 4am to call someone after a marathon call the day before. Doesn't he have a job or hobbies?
Lmao he's a scientist and working with the covid vaac stuff. And he talks about some day experimenting on me which creeps me out a bit more. But yea today is his off day
He mentioned he wanted to experiment on me and inject me with some type of thing that shows what all im allergic too and that it’ll make my skin bump up for about 10 minutes. Like wtf
I am soo grumpy especially when my sleep gets interrupted or even if I hust wake up myself I can go talking to people right away because I'm so grumpy lol
When I lived in PA there were so many birds in the spring that made noise when I was trying to sleep. I just wanted to take a shotgun and kill every last one of them
Yes I read and to me he's ummm well not that with it tbh. I text my girl in the morning, she calls before work and then after. We text most of the day. No one disturbs anyone here. I'd be livid. You went easy in him 😊
If someone called me at 4am. in the morning I would be freaking pissed. It seems like he has no respect for you. If it was me I would seriously think about blocking this guy out of my life.
I've been in the hospital many times. Why do they have night nurses who wake you up from a good sleep, just to give you something to help you sleep? 😠🤯
Another experience. I was getting a sleep apnea test done in the hospital, I had all the gizmos all over me, and they wanted me to sleep in those hammock beds they give you to sleep in, but I couldn't. So I asked if I could watch some tv shows hoping it will make me sleepy. When I finally fell asleep, I'm finally having a nice sleep, when a nurse wakes me up to say "I'm sorry to wake you, but you can't sleep here, you have to sleep in your bed, so we can hook you up to the gizmos to continue the test" I told them I can't sleep in my bed, can't I do the test here in the tv room, they said no, I had to return to my room and restick all the gizmos to my skin again. Like Sam Beckett from the tv show "Quantum Leap" would say. "Oh Boy!"
Yes. Very much so. Every time my alarm goes off I want to smash it with a hammer. And any time my family interrupts my sleep I want to throw said hammer at them. They should all be thankful I don't own a hammer.
Most Helpful Opinions