Wanna guess why as of April 26 2022 I’m permanently banned from subway?

[Creampiekarl420]

Yes

Cus I’m black ( racist mfks)

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+1 y

Y’all are so goddamn funny🤣🤣🤣

[Lliam]

When you ordered a sandwich, the twink behind the counter glanced at your package, smirked, and asked "Will that be a six inch?" You looked menacingly into his eyes, whipped out your dick and growled "Say six inch one more time and I'll give you eighteen, motherfucker."
The kid shat himself and an old lady in line fainted.

When the cops arrived, you told them that the employee had made a racist insinuation about your manhood and they took your word against the white, teenage twink.

The kid, who was the only employee there at the time, had to close the shop to go change his underwear. Subway Inc had to pay for the old lady's medical bills and got complaints about the shop being closed. When they saw the camera footage, they decided not to press changes, but permanently banned you from Subway establishments.

[exitseven]

@Lliam too funny. 😂😂😂😂

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

LMAO

[Lliam]

Another simpler and less colorful possibility that's in keeping with your username is: You filled the parsley seasoning container with weed, and everyone who ordered the Italian sandwich wound up getting really happy and silly. Sales went through the roof for a couple of days. Stoners started lining up in droves, causing straight-laced customers to avoid the place. When the manager discovered what had happened, he got rid of what was left of the weed. Stoners quit coming but traditional business didn't return to normal, so the shop started losing money.

Subway Inc didn't have enough evidence to prove conclusively that you were responsible, so they didn't file criminal charges, but they banned you for life.

[mVCyberduVm]

Not really.

[Creampiekarl420]

I’ll miss you most of all scarecrow

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

My 3 theories.

You asked "can you put this kind of meat instead" and pointed at your dick.

Ya called the chef a snot gobbling sister fucker for forgetting the mustard.

You wore a MAGA hat to the establishment. (I wouldn't be against that but others are easily triggered lol)

[Creampiekarl420]

No
No and
Close

[DataOrganizer27]

It's definitely not racist just because your banned. Mother fucker what you do lol.

[Creampiekarl420]

Guess 😂

[DataOrganizer27]

You demand a meat that's our of stock or ask for a cheese they don't carry or something lol?

[Creampiekarl420]

Kinda in a way🤣🤣🤣

[MCheetah]

You stuck your dick in the rolls and asked for the hot dog again, didn't you?

[Creampiekarl420]

No but if I did it would probably taste better than that

[AviatorTom]

I really don't know. Did you claim that their foot-long wasn't long enough?

[Creampiekarl420]

I never thought of taking it that far

[Andres77]

You wore a Baldinos, Blimpies or Firehouse Subs Tshirt into subway?

[Creampiekarl420]

Woah let’s not get crazy here I’m not bout that life😂

[Andres77]

😉...

[exitseven]

You look like Jared

Don't do the crime if you can't do the crime

[Anonymous]

You added a little more “girth” to their sandwiches.

[Creampiekarl420]

Did you have to say girth

[Opinion Owner]

Close?

[Sour-rose]

You pissed in their olive oil bottle?

[Creampiekarl420]

JESUS CHRIST ON A MOTORBIKE! 😂

[Sour-rose]

PEOPLE CRAZY THO, MAN

[call_me_scar]

Because you fucked a sandwich?

[Creampiekarl420]

You’re close also😂

[call_me_scar]

Did you fuck someone else with the sandwich

[Creampiekarl420]

😂😂😂

[michael1469]

Masterbating in public?

[Creampiekarl420]

Please I’m in court for that every weekend

[Anonymous]

All Subways or just one?

[Creampiekarl420]

Great question ALL

[Opinion Owner]

Hmm, okay. That is quite impressive to get banned from all of them. The only thing I can think of to achieve that without jail time is to go behind the counter and have sex with one of the employees against the counter. Then pulling out just before ejaculating only to cum on all the food.

[Creampiekarl420]

😂😂 um that’s definitely illegal about 5 laws were broken in that scenario

[lofii]

You nutted on one of the employees

[Creampiekarl420]

I wish

[lofii]

You threw a sandwich at the employees?

[Creampiekarl420]

A lot was thrown but nope😂

[OddBeMe]

I’d say they did you favor.

[Creampiekarl420]

MHO100%🤣🤣🤣🤣

[888theGreat]

Because you were nasty to employees.

[Creampiekarl420]

You’re the close

[Creampiekarl420]

Closest

[888theGreat]

They were idiots , and you had the decency to tell them

[Creampiekarl420]

No they were just doing their jobs 😂

[Dnice1]

You flashed your foot long

[Iron_Man]

Why for stripping

[Creampiekarl420]

Great guess but no

[Iron_Man]

Okay what is it robbery?

[Creampiekarl420]

Nope I’d be living it up in Fiji right now if that was the case but again great guess

[Iron_Man]

Thanks let me know at the end

[LexiLuv91]

Because this is secretly Jared typing from prison?

[Creampiekarl420]

No it’s Jared typing in your closet

[LexiLuv91]

My closet? Why? Because like everything in my closet, Jared should get hung?

[Creampiekarl420]

Dude none of them will ever fart again Jared is already is hung

[LexiLuv91]

Then which is it? First you say he's in my closet typing. Then now he's already hung..

[Changiis07]

Why?