Wanna guess why as of April 26 2022 I’m permanently banned from subway?

[Lliam]

When you ordered a sandwich, the twink behind the counter glanced at your package, smirked, and asked "Will that be a six inch?" You looked menacingly into his eyes, whipped out your dick and growled "Say six inch one more time and I'll give you eighteen, motherfucker."
The kid shat himself and an old lady in line fainted.

When the cops arrived, you told them that the employee had made a racist insinuation about your manhood and they took your word against the white, teenage twink.

The kid, who was the only employee there at the time, had to close the shop to go change his underwear. Subway Inc had to pay for the old lady's medical bills and got complaints about the shop being closed. When they saw the camera footage, they decided not to press changes, but permanently banned you from Subway establishments.

[mVCyberduVm]

Not really.

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

My 3 theories.

You asked "can you put this kind of meat instead" and pointed at your dick.

Ya called the chef a snot gobbling sister fucker for forgetting the mustard.

You wore a MAGA hat to the establishment. (I wouldn't be against that but others are easily triggered lol)

[DataOrganizer27]

It's definitely not racist just because your banned. Mother fucker what you do lol.

[MCheetah]

You stuck your dick in the rolls and asked for the hot dog again, didn't you?

[AviatorTom]

I really don't know. Did you claim that their foot-long wasn't long enough?

[Andres77]

You wore a Baldinos, Blimpies or Firehouse Subs Tshirt into subway?

[exitseven]

You look like Jared

Don't do the crime if you can't do the crime

[LexiLuv91]

Because this is secretly Jared typing from prison?

[Anonymous]

You added a little more “girth” to their sandwiches.

[Sour-rose]

You pissed in their olive oil bottle?

[call_me_scar]

Because you fucked a sandwich?

[lofii]

You nutted on one of the employees

[OddBeMe]

I’d say they did you favor.

[888theGreat]

Because you were nasty to employees.

[michael1469]

Masterbating in public?

[Anonymous]

All Subways or just one?

[Dnice1]

You flashed your foot long

[Changiis07]

Why?

[Iron_Man]

Why for stripping