If you were cremated, where would you want your ashes spread?

Xper 4 Age: 23

I want everything but my dick cremated, so that all of my friends and family can snort a line of me off my dick at my funeral

If you were cremated, where would you want your ashes spread?

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My hometown. I suffered a lot there, but I also became who I am and decided what my values are. I grew and loved, hated and lost. Damm I just feel like whatever my story ends up being, it just feels right for it to end where it started.

I'd want someone to go to the highest spot and throw my ashes into the wind so it would carry them into the valley.

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my ashes should be used like shredded cheese is used

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I would let them put me in an urn or maybe divide it and the person who spent the most time caring for me gets the ashes

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- Lyndsielee666
  
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  Where all my family is spread* shesh
  
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- Lyndsielee666
  
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  Wow wrong comment nice
  
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Well first things first, I want my ashes mixed with glitter
Then I wanna be blasted from a cannon at my funeral

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- Ballsack
  
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  i want to be ass blasted
  
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Lyndsielee666 Follow
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Disneyland tbh. My best friend said she would risk jail time to make it happen 😂😂 if not then Hawaii where my family is all spread

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- Lyndsielee666
  
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  Where all my family is spread* lmfaoo
  
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- Ballsack
  
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  That sounds like a true best friend
  
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Guy13 Follow
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That looks like the flame 🔥 of hell. You sure you’ll have a choice? In Christ Jesus?

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Xper 1 Age: 23

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Why Have em Snort a Line of you
When you Could just have em cut Your dick off and Put it in the Freezer for All Time.

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Philyouup Follow
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ok, Under an apple tree and when the tree starts making fruit everyone can eat me

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Spread on the Gulf of Mexico

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Xper 5 Age: 30

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On Tabatskuri Lake probably

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In the eyes of the passers by, preferably.

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On my enemies' dinner.

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- Kichbazp_
  
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  @TacosRAwesome and if they eat then your Ghost will haunt them? Nice Plan
  
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DGAF.

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In a River of my choosing.

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exitseven Follow
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in the ocean

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Flushed down a toilet

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WhiteBoyChill Follow
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Why the fck would a girl want limp dick?

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Abdulwahh Follow
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In my religion we dont

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Lol trippin

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At a titty bar

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Very poor humor.

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