What are you planning to do this year on September 5th for Lana Del Rey Day? We need to honor the queen goddess somehow?

[MCheetah]

Please don't kill us. 🍎

What will you sacrifice to the Goddess of Destruction? How will you show reverence and glory to the all-powerful Great One?

I've already sacrificed three goats for the upcoming event and plan to shave off all my head hair. How about you?

[Aerissa_Jade]

I am the Goddess of death as such I will greet her and say lets get to work.

I think I'll have something besides the apple this time, maybe some tasty souls.

Don't really like Lana's music though, so won't be listening to that while working.

[Topaz1979]

I don't like her music at all and to me there is no such thing as a goddess. I'll be living that day just like any other day.

[MCheetah]

Fine. You choose death then.
So be it. 🤷‍♀️

[Topaz1979]

pfffft she's a tooth pick compared to me 💪.

[MCheetah]

Do you know Gaia too? Do you have the ambrosia? 😳

pfffft, you're probably lying! You're an ant or grain of rice compared to her!

[Topaz1979]

grain of rice... ant!!! 🥴🤕 all because I'm not a del ray fan 😂 lol.

[MCheetah]

No. Not because you're not a fan. Because you are a mortal human female.

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Love her music, not sure what would be a worthy sacrifice for her. Maybe a massive feast of human souls and a all-you-can-eat buffet of every exquisite meal known to man. You could probably plan a whole day for her, I'm fine just listening to her music.

[MCheetah]

@letuswaltzforthedead
Good thinking!

[LovingLoverReturned]

😂. Will like to her music IF I remember it's that day... first time I heard of this day... they are always making new days. And work too.

[LovingLoverReturned]

Listen*

[AngryCarl]

Is that really a thing? I mean I love Lana but a whole day?

[Anonymous]

🤣🤣🤣

https://www.youtube.com/embed/16NtSVI34Ro

[JosyJosy]

Sacrifice someone from the How do I look section.

[JDavid25]

I will honor those wonderful thighs.. Lol..

[JesseJayNeak]

I’d rather face death

[MCheetah]

Death is too easy of an escape.

[Fuentes]

Never even heard of her

[exitseven]

I am going to take a dump.