If adults went trick or treating, what would you offer them?

[purplepoppy]

Due to childhood obesity, new laws have been brought in banning children from trick or treating. To make things worse for kids they have to be hidden away from such an unchristian festival.

Not to worry because adults can still go trick or treating. It's really important to support this adultification of Halloween to save this ancient festival.

So when they come a knocking what will you give?

Alcohol

Drugs

A sex act

[Lliam]

These for the ladies:

These for the guys:

And for those women for whom Halloween is an opportunity to let their freak side out, I have a special treat.

[Aerissa_Jade]

Wow, what dumb laws, sorry kids it is illegal to trick or treat.

I won't be giving any of my Alcohol but I could find misc. unknown pills I could hand out... or maybe sex acts.

[Apple1996]

I can't afford to give everyone alcohol and drugs so guess that only leaves sex 😛

[panamared1]

A gloryhole at the door

[Mark987]

doesn't cost anything right lol?

[Apple1996]

@Mark987 yep completely free 😛

[Apple1996]

@panamared1 glory hole is a great idea. I'll just run it out of a window 🪟

[Mark987]

Yup...

[panamared1]

@Apple1996 go girl

[Apple1996]

@Mark987 everyone will def be lining up at my door to get some of this pregnant 🐈

[Mark987]

Best thing we can all learn something :)

[Kelly6]

Best answer

[Saltystardust]

Edibles. Because after all of the complaining about kids kids being given edibles on trick or treating, why not give the adults some so they can chill out.

[AviatorTom]

It's Halloween and we're not supposed to be Saints until the next day, so let's go all out and invite all the adult trick or treaters in for a night of booze, drugs and sex.

[Oigit]

I still go trick or treating. So I'd be out getting one of the 3 instead of handing them out. We all need to allow ourselves to forget about being a adult at times and just have fun. So why the hell not trick or treat as a adult?

[SnowedIn]

@purplepoppy you needed an "all of the above" option! 😁🎉

I love this question. Had never looked at Halloween like this.

[Andres77]

Business cards for the local swinger’s club.

[SeriouslyFunny00]

Alcohol..

I have Isopropyl and Ethyl here.. ready to spray! 😜

[Zolly99999]

They do in my area... ( sort of lol )

They get beer or a glass of wine/booze

[Walrus_au]

they can suck my dick. why should I waste my alcohol on them? and like I have drugs too give away!

[Havthrills]

I picked sex act. That's the best out of them all. Also, Halloween was started by Christians

[MysteriousDarkness]

@Havthrills
It was started by the Celts

[Havthrills]

@MysteriousDarkness the catholic church. To try to replace any pagan holiday.
www.hagley.org/.../trick-or-treat

[Charliefretz329]

They do in some neighborhoods here. Along with the kids getting candy they offer booze to the adults

[Fuentes]

I will dress up as Leatherface and chase them away

[Finchie40]

Beer and shots make it a big party

[exitseven]

I would have some cold brewskis on hand.

[Agape93]

M80 firecracker

[Andres77]

Lit?

[Agape93]

Naturally

[Andres77]

👍😜👍

[Agape93]

Might be generous and add some gas to the candy bag inside little ziplocs

[Andres77]

If you have a grate at your front door step all the candy would fall into any baskets you place there.

[Texaskid1]

A good hard spanking for the ladies.

[CubaPirate]

Maybe all of the above to the right caller

[Curiosity2006]

A cigarette.

[Msputiton]

1 grape

[TacosRAwesome]

A shot.

[EaterPeter]

Nicorette

[EaterPeter]

Edible Condoms panties

[EaterPeter]

Thanks for like!

[Luopio27]

Nothing.

[Debbie14217]

candy mmmm

[Anonymous]

Xanax?

[toxicpeach420]

SHOTS!!

[jimmy2]

An Apple

[Anonymous]

Prophylactics