What's the most embarrassing drunk text you ever sent?

Question

I know y'all bunch of drunk texters.  Half y'all be drunk on here 90% the time.

AmandaYVR · Accepted Answer

I haven't done that.

But I do have an embarrassing story that is along the same lines/topic...

When I was about 20 or so, had graduated high school, and was at a bar one night, I ran into an ex-classmate who I had always been attracted to. We didn't have a single class together, but I always liked his look, thought he seemed cool. (He was the closest I was ever going to get to being with Kurt Cobain of Nirvana, lol. He played guitar, had long blond hair, rebellious, all that. Though we had a lot more in common than he knew.)

Anyway, we chatted, had a nice little conversation. I got up the guts to ask to exchange phone numbers. (Basically asked him out.) We did (he said yes.) We started casually dating soon after.

I really liked him. I was enamoured.

This was back before cell phones. (Yep, imagine a time.) He had a pager. (Translation: He sold drugs. Cannabis. Not sure if there was anything else involved. I think just weed. And mushrooms. He was a naturalist type, lol.)

We would call each other up (me more than the other way around, admittedly.) But I didn't entirely know how pagers worked. (Seemed simple. What's to know?) So I left a message one day. I was feeling playful, gutsy. "Hi Honey, it's me. I just wanted to say I miss you, wanna see you. Wanna get together tonight?" laugh laugh laugh, I don't know, I don't remember exactly what I said. That part's a blur. But after it recorded I thought... no way. Omg I'm not sending that. Be cool, girl. Sheesh.

So I did not send, did not save. I re-recorded a new message. This one, much cooler. All business. "Give me a call if you want to hang out tonight." Whatever whatever.

Can you guess what happened? 😳 🤯

melanieeeB · Accepted Answer

I have actually never send something weird, embarrassing when I was drunk haha I did text but I could still be normal

MrOracle · Accepted Answer

I was never much of a drinker, and the last time I drank a whole drink was in 2004 at Mardi Gras in New Orleans, but my "big drinking years" were when I was under 21, and that predated text messages by many years. Hell, I turned 21 before any normal person not at a university or a big government contractor had an Internet account, and it was still 14.4 dialup modems at that time IF you had the latest tech. Most people had no outside connection of any kind in 1991, and almost no one had portable cell phones - but if you did, it was likely a "bag phone", meaning a "car phone" hooked up to a big heavy battery that you carried in a bag.

A "bagless" bag phone (bags were optional with these)

These phones were $2000+ in 1990s dollars (so probably $3200 today) and $150-200 per month for service with VERY limited minutes, and it was strictly for phone calls. Most could store 10 phone numbers - anything else and you had to dial the number manually. And the few people who had these were IMPORTANT PEOPLE, and it was a status symbol to have one.

beernbacon69 · Accepted Answer

Hah, I guess I've had a few over the years. The one I still remember that make me cringe is coming home after going out to the bars with friends a little bit tipsy and horny. My girlfriend and I had broken up about a month or so before, but had good sexual chemistry and were still friends. It was about 1 in the morning and all I texted her was "wanna come over and make my bed squeak". She was out with friends, so of course they saw it too and I caught a lot of shit over it.

berwise13 · Answer

My wife while sober text our preacher and spell check got her the preacher received this text "Thanks for taking me to bed" she saw it as soon as she hit send. He called immediately laughing. Neither of us remember what original text was suppose to be.

xJeremyx · Answer

I do not like or encourage getting drunk. It is for that reason that I mostly avoid alcohol, and places associated with alcohol.

Never ever been drunk before. Gotten a little woozy, yes, from trying a chinese wine (baijiu, 53% alc vol), but still present in the moment and was alert.

So no. No drunk texts. Sad texts, angry texts, yes. No drunk texts. And I intend to keep it that way.

Talldutchie · Answer

When I was 24 I wrote guy how I'd tie him up and sit on his face. We had just been flirting all night.. then thought he called. It ended up being his wife. He never told me! Awkward..

Anonymous · Answer

Seng a dick pic to my girlfriend's younger sister telling her how hot she was and how I wanted to smash her backdoor in and that I was coming over to her home to do that now. It caused a bit of a row but we settled it as a mistake and that I was texting my girlfriend which I was. Anyway when my girlfriend and I broke up her younger sister was intrested.

NathanDavis · Answer

I don't get drunk like that ever... whatever embarrassing thing I've might said (or not) ... I'll have to own it, lol

Blackcupcake · Answer

I don’t get drunk… I also don’t send embarrassing texts… I’m the worst texter on this planet💀

BJP21 · Answer

I texted my aunt who owns a beauty saloon... How much for a shampoo and a blow job?  That was the first and last AMF drink I had after that.

Aerissa_Jade · Answer

Want to come over and fuck, to someone I'd never ever ever ever ever do that with in a million years... of course, I passed out right after that, so the next day was super embarrassing. Even he was like I knew you were drunk.

dustybiker · Answer

I’ve never been drunk. Migraines coming and going can create a few though.  My friends:   “Are you getting a migraine?”  “Why?”   “Read that back..” 🙃

Pink2000 · Answer

I have yet to send a drunk text. The last time I was tipsy I had my friend take my phone.

exitseven · Answer

I gave up drinking before texting was a thing.

Sparkie460 · Answer

One beer is my limit so I never drunk text or have drunk sex. I never know when I might get an emergency service call that I have to go on.

mstbooblover · Answer

Sorry to disappoint you love, but no, I'm nearly never drunk. Just very occasionally a little tipsy, and I've never sent a "drunk text"... ;0)

IveGotNoName · Answer

Never been drunk, but I once woke up and texted stuff I really can't explain to my sister (can't explain, as in, it made no sense and the things that did were just weird😂)

JPresidente · Answer

"I'm coming over". In reality I was still lying on the floor when I sent it and I never moved after that.

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

You got me figured out... I'm drunk right now.

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

I never text when am drinking 🤷‍♂️ it's just i don't do that

LiamSawyer · Answer

I don't drink anymore but I have sent a few drunk texts in prior times. The most embarrassing was to a beautiful business contact but she forgave me. I'd love to text with you on Google Chat.

Sixgunsound · Answer

Does sleep deprivation drunk count? I’m that case I’m in the 90% on here. I get more honest and more formal the further into sleep deprivation I get.

bolverk · Answer

Luckily Mobiles were not around when I went through my drunken youth.

Havthrills · Answer

I gotta start drinking again. It would be fun to see who and what I message

Hardworkingguy · Answer

I've never sent a text drunk. Guess I'm kind of weird

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

I don't get drunk so I've never sent a drunk text but I've received a few

dolemite89 · Answer

texting a girl by another girl she knows name is always a headache 🤣

Agape93 · Answer

Something about me needing cough drops

Lucifer_666 · Answer

I’ve never been drunk in my life actually. Never even tried alcohol.

Fuentes · Answer

I don't drunk text lol

Debbie14217 · Answer

i never have... hope i dont lol

Zolly99999 · Answer

No... I don't drink...😁😁

Summeroflove · Answer

Never done that

humanearth · Answer

Never owned a cellphone, so never

UnknownSwede · Answer

Exposing my feelings too soon, I guess.

legalboxers · Answer

I asked someone to marry me

TallAnon · Answer

Never drank alcohol, problem solved

Userben · Answer

PWas to freeze a picture of my penis

GayPrincess · Answer

Send someone a picture of my butt 😂😂

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