Did you know that today is national short people day?

[Wicked_Witch]

People often say to be the bigger person in situations but I’m only 4’9. Unless I’m arguing with a small child or @bigpauly, I’m going to remain tiny and petty. Especially today.

Happy short people day to all my fellow short stuffs!

[MCheetah]

INB4 the jokes aimed at @bigpauly.

(Reads the description.)
Too late!

Anyway, Happy Short People Day! Someone get me a f*ckin' cake! Preferably not this one!

Strawberry Shortcake

[Wicked_Witch]

Strawberry shortcake is the only cake to eat today!

[SaoirseS]

Yay! Happy National Short People Day, especially to those of us under 5' !

While I don't get the fixation with height, here's a brief video (just under 6 minutes) for your enjoyment. :-)

Who Measured Taylor Swift? - YouTube

[SaoirseS]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj-eQFam5-s

Try this

[Wicked_Witch]

Lols, it is a funny premise now that you mention it. I guess for me, I just get people pointing it out constantly. Even more so now that I teach second graders and look like I could be one of them.

[MCheetah]

@SaoirseS
This video is actually semi-factual and more amusing if you know the website celebheights. com and the guy behind it. Most male celebrities are short AF, though. Brad Pitt being my height, 1.8M, and George Clooney being 1.77M. Also, height equals power and strength. It's why Jennifer Lawrence lies and claims she's 1.75M/5'9" and not her real height of 1.7M/5'7". Being tall equals power. By the way, Taylor Swift is only 1.76M/5'9", but claims 1.8M. She lies about her height, too!
www.celebheights.com/s/Taylor-Swift-46917.html

[letuswaltzforthedead]

you scared me for a second, I thought the title said it was "national kick a short person day" again.

At least no short people was harmed today. mostly.

[Wicked_Witch]

I didn’t know if the kick a short person day. I do believe I heard of throw a short person day. They have no consideration for us 😿

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Yeah, this world of average height and tall humans is cruel. to be fair, though, if you threw a tall person, it could probably be considered a missile.

[Wicked_Witch]

And if you kick them hard enough it could be equivalent to a tree coming down

[letuswaltzforthedead]

would that be adding or eliminating the climate crisis? lol
we need a day to bully tall people. at least you and paul get your own day :p

[Wicked_Witch]

Only one way to find out 😈
I think that should be everyday! But now that I’ve had Paul to look down on I don’t think of myself as short. At least when I’m on this site 😅😅🤣

[letuswaltzforthedead]

We need to find the tallest person on GirlsAskGuys and bully them to find anything out.
you are still most definitely short though.. but i get what you mean.

[Wicked_Witch]

That’s a great idea!
Lolz, just let me have this! It’s the first time I’ve ever been taller than someone over the age of 12!

[letuswaltzforthedead]

lol, being on here is definitely the first time I've been taller than adults so I can relate to that statement. otherwise, everyone is either my height or taller.

[Wicked_Witch]

It’s a small gathering here, lolz. How tall are you?

[letuswaltzforthedead]

A gathering is still a gathering, should I bring some snacks and soda?
I'm 4'11 (that's technically true so hush).

[Wicked_Witch]

Yes, let’s have a party!
I can’t really talk. You’re taller than me, lolz

[letuswaltzforthedead]

so, um, how do we organize a party? maybe secret Santa style it? lol
yeah, i remember that i was an inch or two taller than you. are you like 4'9 or around there?

[Wicked_Witch]

I like it!
And yes, you have 2 inches over me. Now I’m reminded that I’m shorter than everyone haha.

[letuswaltzforthedead]

lol, it is a good thing for today as today is your day. we don't talk about tomorrow. enjoy your party!!

[Wicked_Witch]

Aww haha thanks! You’re part of the club, too. Don’t try to get out of it lolz

[letuswaltzforthedead]

not with high hells on, how tall do you reckon I get steal them for?

[Wicked_Witch]

😅 hmm I can get to like 5’2 in them so maybe you can get to 5’5?

[letuswaltzforthedead]

ah, yes, finally, average height lol

[Wicked_Witch]

Lol. Must be nice!

[letuswaltzforthedead]

definitely, I can to be even taller than you once again :p

[Wicked_Witch]

😾 stop showing off!

[letuswaltzforthedead]

We can both be average heights together though. for once in our lives lol.

[Wicked_Witch]

I’d feel so ridiculous in heels big enough to make me a normal height, lol

[letuswaltzforthedead]

lol, I'd just trip and fall so I don't think I'd be able to help. maybe you can wear a dress and cover the hells, no one has to know

[Wicked_Witch]

😸 I’m afraid of falling, too. If I stand next to Pauly I will look like a supermodel. We just can’t have anyone else in the shot

[letuswaltzforthedead]

True, we need our own photoshoot. make it extra pretty too!

[Wicked_Witch]

We totally should! We can get our faces and hair all did up and get cute outfits.

[Wicked_Witch]

@bigpauly we need you so that we can use you as a prop for our photo shoot

[letuswaltzforthedead]

lol, he could dress up as a tiny bush after we two get over dresses and makeup finished

[Wicked_Witch]

😅 I like that you added tiny for something that is already small

[Wicked_Witch]

You’re full of great ideas!

[bigpauly]

😒😒😒 y’all are both basically my height

[Wicked_Witch]

@bigpauly I tower over you and @letuswalzforthedead is even taller than me. Just be a good little bush

[letuswaltzforthedead]

@bigpauly ok fine, instead of a bush, you can be a cookie. any kind you like

[bigpauly]

@wicked_witch you do not!

@letuswaltzforthedead 🤨

[Wicked_Witch]

A cookie would be perfect! He might get eaten though..

[Wicked_Witch]

@bigpauly yes I do, lmao. Snooki towered over you and she’s shorter than me

[letuswaltzforthedead]

We need to hide Paul from Santa Claus then

[Wicked_Witch]

😅 true. If he doesn’t eat him he will think he is one of his little helpers 🫢

[letuswaltzforthedead]

lmao, it would be funny if elves dressed up for Christmas while all the kids are dressed up as them

[Wicked_Witch]

Haha that would be cute

[letuswaltzforthedead]

until people mistake your short height for you being one

[Wicked_Witch]

I get mistaken for being one of the kids I teach all the time 😶

[letuswaltzforthedead]

lol, I hope you never have to repeat school. that would be a massive pain for such a small person :p

[bigpauly]

@letuswaltzforthedead 😂😂😂 yess get her!

[Wicked_Witch]

@letuswaltzforthedead *gasps* you’re having too much fun with finally being the taller person for once! Not that “I” would know from experience..

[Wicked_Witch]

@bigpauly if she’s calling me small that means you’re an xxs, twerp!

[letuswaltzforthedead]

What xxs, he's an atom

[Wicked_Witch]

Lmao, true!

[MCheetah]

@letuswaltzforthedead
There actually is a "National Throw Short People Day." Although that's why we carry switchblades; to avoid having tall a-holes throwing us!

[SnowedIn]

Did not know that! @bigpauly has his own holiday! That's cool! @wicked_witch you are a gem for making us aware!

A toast to you Pauly!

[Wicked_Witch]

Yes, It’s great for the little guys confidence! 😅

[Guy13]

Oh CooooooL, where do we go to watch and participate in the Gnome Getaway !!!

Looks like it came early this year... I guess DreamWorks and Workshop are all set.

I can't wait for Redneck Gnome to chase Geisha Gnome around the joint with his heat

seeking thimble... Damn, I hope no one falls in the Sofitel spiked punch bowl and

drowns this year. Maybe Youtube stream?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

In that case, I'm gonna ask my husband to take li'l petite me out for lunch.

[Wicked_Witch]

Hehe well he should!

[DeeDeeDeVour]

He said he's on his way to my office. He didn't bother to ask me why or what's the occasion. He just loves to drop what his doing for me. I guarantee he's gonna laugh when I tell him about "Nat'l Short People Day" and he'll probably buy me a gift too.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I just realized there lots of short people in his work site.

[Wicked_Witch]

😅😅 it sounds like you two have a great relationship

[Wicked_Witch]

Well he better get them all a gift! Lolz

[Summeroflove]

Well happy short persons day. I know I’m a day late and a dollar short lol

[Wicked_Witch]

You owe us all a new foot stool

[Summeroflove]

Lol. Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up faster. I already got my Christmas shopping done and am broke 😂

[Wicked_Witch]

😾 then prepare for bruised shins

[Summeroflove]

😂. Probably not gonna happen either

[FunkyMonkee]

My theme song.

https://youtu.be/29kVBlAUhWE

[Wicked_Witch]

How tall are you?

[FunkyMonkee]

6' 9"

[Wicked_Witch]

Our height difference is comical, lolz

[FunkyMonkee]

I know! 2 feet! But, my best friend is also 4' 9'. My ex-fiance is 5' 4".

[Wicked_Witch]

You guys can help each other out! 😅

[FunkyMonkee]

Yeah, she can tie my shoes for me while I brush her hair and neither of us has to bend over.

[Wicked_Witch]

LMAO

[AsaKyo]

Wow, that's an adorable height

I'm 5'3, so I'm short, but not as short lmao

[Wicked_Witch]

Yes, I’m fun sized, Lolz. I’m pretty much always the shortest wherever I go.

[exitseven]

So it is.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mrjStSqu_w4

[Wicked_Witch]

I can’t believe Randy would do us like that 😾

[exitseven]

I think he is short as well but I believe that this song is satirical.

[Wicked_Witch]

I didn’t know he was short, too. But I did know the song was a joke.

[Lliam]

He was actually 6" tall.

[exitseven]

@Lliam okay , he just sounds like he is a lot shorter.

[midnightmoon05]

What do we get what do we get? Can we all get 5 inches taller?

[Wicked_Witch]

Girl I wish!

[SteveSmith1985]

haha, I did not know. Happy short people day! Some of my favorite people are short people.

[Wicked_Witch]

Short people rock!

[Anonymous]

As a witch you should know the recipe for "getting tall" potion. Looking down at lower creatures is like honey for one's ego. lol

[Wicked_Witch]

Hmmm you do raise a good point! Lolz

[Lliam]

Cheers to you on national short people day. There's nothing more worth celebrating than tiny, pretty women. :-)

[art84]

Didn't know short people had their own day.

[Wicked_Witch]

Of course we do!

[Cubus]

All the best, little lady. Be happy with your height

[Wicked_Witch]

I am for the most part. 😊

[Cubus]

That's nice.

Being a short girl is not bad. Guys like it.

[Dnice1]

I didn't but it feels good to be appreciated for being short

[Wicked_Witch]

Agreed!

[AnUglyBarnacle]

@bigpauly

Okay, I've been out of the loop of this community for years now, so I don't know what's going on. Fill me in, brotato chip.

[Agape93]

Awwww happy holiday @bigpauly lol

[bigpauly]

😒😒

[Wicked_Witch]

It really is a “big” day for him! Lolz

[Agape93]

Yeap! And now he can't say we think "little" of him

[Wicked_Witch]

😅 of course not, that would be “small” of us!

[Agape93]

Yeap, plus he's an adult, I can't KID around with him too much.

[bigpauly]

At least you finally admit I’m an adult 😒😂

[Agape93]

Well yeah, I have to play with my baby boy

[bigpauly]

😒😒😒.

[Msputiton]

@bigpauly you better not argue with her

[Wicked_Witch]

The little booger can’t even appreciate when you try to do something nice for him.

[Msputiton]

I tried to raise him right.
But he is just such a little brat

[Wicked_Witch]

It’s not your fault. He’s a bad egg.

[bigpauly]

I’m not a kidddd

[Msputiton]

@bigpauly your a toddler

[bigpauly]

🤨🤨🤨

[Wicked_Witch]

A newborn even

[bigpauly]

@NathanDavis @blackcupcake @PrettyPriya

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Cheers To Vertically Challenged People!

[Wicked_Witch]

🍻!!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Cheers to you as well!

[coachTanthony]

Hail to the short kings of the world.

[Wicked_Witch]

Don’t forget the short queens! 😾

[coachTanthony]

Never

[Anonymous]

I'm 4ft10 myself. I didn't get the memo.

[Wicked_Witch]

Time to celebrate 🍷

[Cubus]

That's a cute height

[Jennz6]

No I didn’t know that lol

[Wicked_Witch]

I think it was made up to poke fun at us shorties. I usually get tagged on my other social medias today, lolz

[Jennz6]

That’s not very nice

[Jennz6]

Merry Christmas 🎄

[Wicked_Witch]

As long as it’s all in good fun I’m ok with it.

Merry Christmas to you, too!

[Jennz6]

Love you ❤️

[Pudsmucker]

Happy short people's day

[Wicked_Witch]

🥳!!

[LiamJHayden]

Happy Vertically-Challenged People Day.

[Wicked_Witch]

🥳!!!

[BeMuse]

No, I must of overlooked it...

[spartan55]

Why do you have to be petty because you are short?

[Wicked_Witch]

It’s a joke

[spartan55]

Ahh, gotcha. Have a good holiday!

[Wicked_Witch]

Thank you!

[TrillXHippy]

I didn’t know till I seen this question

[Alex8736]

good things come in small packages

[bigpauly]

*siiiggghhh

[Wicked_Witch]

Come on, it’s our day! And more so, YOUR day!

[bigpauly]

😒😒

[PrettyPriya]

@blackcupcake 👀

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya should we throw a tiny party…

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake I have just the instrument 🎻

That is the world's tiniest violin.

[Blackcupcake]

omg😍

[bigpauly]

Bunch of comedians here 😒

[Wicked_Witch]

@PrettyPriya awww you have a Pauly sized violin 😻

[PrettyPriya]

@wicked_witch Indeed I do. I actually do play. I just cannot play something that small.

[Wicked_Witch]

@PrettyPriya that’s so cool! And yea I guess Pauly is the only one who would be able to hold one properly of that size.