What's a funny argument you witnessed?

[Msputiton]

Today i got to witness one that had me dyin.

A little girl and boy were having an argument and the little girl she got really annoyed stood up put her hands on her hips, and looked him in the eyes and said

"That's why you act like a hamburger"

She spinned around flinging her hair and strutted off so proud of herself.

The little boy looked at her confused if he should be mad or not.

Another one.

2 more of my students were arguing.

Boy: my builds is better than yours.

Girl: if you don't leave me alone. I will call the police on you.

Boy: if you call the police on me, i will call the police on you!

Girl runs to me crying hard.

Girl: ms miah he's gonna call the police on me!😭

[humanearth]

My 4 year granddaughter argued to her older cousin (9 years old girl)

That Santa Claus lives on the moon, watches us from the moon and eats the moon because the moon is made out cheese and candy.

My older granddaughter (her cousin) said nope, Santa don't live on the moon. He lives in the north pole.

It got heated. The 4 year old was getting so mad and my oldest granddaughter made things worse. By calling her a hillbilly and that want started the 4 yr old to start throwing punches.

I should have taped it and send it to that TV show. Kids Say The Darnest Things.

It was so freaking funny. They had to whole family rolling on the floor

[Msputiton]

Oml🤣 hillbilly? Like where she even get that from

[humanearth]

Thats my oldest granddaughter's favorite word, along Bruh.

But let's look at Bruh, it means brother aka best friend or something like that right.

Back in my day we said bro for black men

[Msputiton]

Pretty much. It does.
I use bruh a lot too

[LiamJHayden]

I saw two older men arguing over who did the oldies song "Indian Lake." One said the Cowsills (correct). The other insisted it was Paul Revere and the Raiders (he was thinking of "Indian Reservation"). They nearly came to blows. Thankfully I'm a music junky so I knew, stepped in, and cleared it up. Imagine a couple of 60 something overweight dudes willing to risk getting arrested over something like that.

[Msputiton]

Wow🤣

[AmandaYVR]

Those are adorable.

I can't think of any funny ones. Unfortunately. Arguments suck. People are so emotional.

I'll get back to you if I think of any actually worth relaying, but doubtful.

[Msputiton]

True. They are emotional draining to even watch.

[dustybiker]

I saw my fair share of people at the doors of stores fussing over their rights about masks. Some pretty dang hilarious.

[Msputiton]

Such a weird thing to fight about🤣

[dustybiker]

Truth. People were stuck in their homes (theoretically) if not shopping. It was the only live socialization they had.

[Msputiton]

I know it was rough on a lot of people 🥴🫣

[dustybiker]

The big babies just showed it more.

[Msputiton]

So true🤣

[SnowedIn]

A Lieutenant (junior officer) in the Navy try to tell me that my boss, an Admiral (most senior officer) was late. He didn't seem to understand that's not how it works.

[Msputiton]

Snitch🤣

[SnowedIn]

I was just doing my job. I'm the gatekeeper. He's trying to throw his rank around. Hmph.

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣

[exitseven]

We were taking a road trip with our kids. From the back seat MD son and daughter were having an argument over which one qas going to say POTATO. And which one would say POTAHTO.

[Msputiton]

That's cute

[exitseven]

yes, it kept them busy for almost a half hour.

[exitseven]

@msputiton here is another one.
https://youtu.be/ohDB5gbtaEQ

[Msputiton]

Oh lawd

[BJP21]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/sYOUFGfK4bU

The question still stands to this day.

[Msputiton]

Ok that was really funny

[Amy10223]

This:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/KzBosT5sd1U

[NathanDavis]

"Aaron Rodgers is better than Tom Brady"

[TrillXHippy]

Kids really say the funniest things. Unfortunately kids that I work with has real arguments.

[Sixgunsound]

Little kid arguments are the best 😂

[Msputiton]

Agree

[The_Shadow_Dweller]

I like both the guys here.

[The_Shadow_Dweller]

You know the second one kept a cool mind and countered her cleverly. Evolution right there.

[AmeerX]

Not today at least but it's funny 🤣