My sister has the Black Plague. What do we do?

[Anonymous]

Hello to thy good people of GirlsAskGuys. How fair thee? My greatly beloved sister, Agatha Beatrix Lytelfinger thy III of Cornwall, Dame of Sussex and betrothed to Sir Geoffrey, former squire and head knight, has catchen of thy wicked ol' plague! Hath we tried letting of the blood, she is worse! Need we try trepanning with the drilling of the skull? Be quicketh with thy answers!

[purplepoppy]

Saw I the truth on faceparchment, ignore the lies of the king, no lockdown or masks will thee need. Lord Trump, good and true, tells to take of the leech.

[Zandoval]

Alloweth h'r has't amorous rite with h'r betroth'd bef're the lady passes. Meanwhile, alloweth me knoweth if 't be true thou art single so i may taketh thy handeth

[BeMuse]

Just put her on the cart...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Jdf5EXo6I68

[exitseven]

An enema might help.

[KrakenAttackin]

Put her down humanely.

[Anonymous]

Thy fyck