Because I own a bunch of guns.
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I have them around, but they're Tramontina machetes because they actually get used on a regular basis...
Probably because I have a katana instead of a machete by my bed.
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Because a box cutter to their jugular works a lot better.
Because Ringil is already there, along with a few other choice items.
oh i do but announce that less often. makes a for a better surprise for foolish folks.
I actually do, a handmade kukri machete, but its more to look cool an is displayed on a stand
Doesn't sound too fun to reach for my glasses and-- whoops, there's my hand on the floor...
I have water balloons instead
Cause I have a gun next to my bed
Because I have a shotgun next to my bed.
I have a gun in my closet.
There's no space. My gun is all I need...
Because I have my glock next to my bed
You know, that's a really good question.
Don’t need to?
I have a hatchet instead.
Because of the law, the softball bat will do
Cause I have a gun
who said i don't?
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