Why don’t you have a machete next to your bed?

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Why don’t you have a machete next to your bed?

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D_Bone_Steak Follow
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Because I own a bunch of guns.

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BeMuse Follow
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I have them around, but they're Tramontina machetes because they actually get used on a regular basis...

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Probably because I have a katana instead of a machete by my bed.

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- exitseven
  
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  I don't know what that is but it sounds hot
  
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NostalgiaSenpi Follow
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Because a box cutter to their jugular works a lot better.

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- exitseven
  
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  If you can get close enough
  
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- NostalgiaSenpi
  
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  True
  
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LiamJHayden Follow
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Because Ringil is already there, along with a few other choice items.

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Fromdusktilldawn Follow
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I actually do, a handmade kukri machete, but its more to look cool an is displayed on a stand

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magiusX26 Follow
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oh i do but announce that less often. makes a for a better surprise for foolish folks.

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LickSmack Follow
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Doesn't sound too fun to reach for my glasses and-- whoops, there's my hand on the floor...

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Msputiton Follow
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I have water balloons instead

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- exitseven
  
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  Never take a water balloon to a machete fight
  
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MementoMori777 Follow
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Cause I have a gun next to my bed

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Agape93 Follow
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Because I have a shotgun next to my bed.

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- Bklynbadboy12
  
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  Well said 🙌
  
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exitseven Follow
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I have a gun in my closet.

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DrawingBlanks Follow
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I have a hatchet instead.

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Bklynbadboy12 Follow
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Because I have my glock next to my bed

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Sleeper07 Follow
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You know, that's a really good question.

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DJB72 Follow
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There's no space. My gun is all I need...

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Redstang88 Follow
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Don’t need to?

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Anonymous
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Because of the law, the softball bat will do

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Fuentes Follow
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Cause I have a gun

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Anonymous
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who said i don't?

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