Have you ever used a floaty?

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I remember one time I drifted so far out onto the lake I was floating on and I kinda fell asleep. Woke up with a mild sunburn and god it took me about 25 minutes to get back to the sand..

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Oh fuck yeah, I've used a floaty before! Let me tell you, it was the wildest ride of my fucking life! I was laying back on that bad boy, feeling the sun on my skin and the water lapping at my feet. And then, out of nowhere, a giant tentacle monster emerged from the depths! It had eight thick, writhing appendages that were just begging to wrap around me and drag me down into the abyss. But I wasn't about to let that happen, oh no! I grabbed hold of my trusty floaty and used it to fend off the beast, smacking it in the face with the plastic until it retreated back into the murky depths.

After that, I was feeling pretty fucking stoked, so I decided to take my floaty for a spin. I paddled my way out to the middle of the lake, where I could really let loose and let my freak flag fly. I was doing backflips, front flips, cartwheels, you name it! I even tried to do a triple axel, but I ended up just face-planting into the water like a fucking idiot.

But you know what? It was all worth it, because that floaty was the best goddamn thing that ever happened to me. It kept me safe from the tentacle monsters, it let me show off my sick moves, and it even helped me catch some rays while I was at it. So yeah, you could say I'm a big fan of the floaty. In fact, I think I might go out and buy a whole bunch of them, just so I can have a floaty army at my disposal whenever I need it. Who knows what kind of kinky shit we could get up to together?

Leapfrog00 · Accepted Answer

I made that mistake a couple times myself, except my sunburn had boils growing out, lol. I'm a pale skin, dark reddish hair, blue eyed type person that burns in the sun in only 15 minutes. I was on an innertube listening to a mix compilation on my mp3 player when I fell asleep. I remember all the bass jumping in and out of the water. It happens though, trust me! Yeah, you probably won't forget this one! 10, 20 years from now, you will be telling this story to some person you just met. Ah, nostalgia!

Sour-rose · Accepted Answer

Yes, floatys were nice back in the day. Now a days... well I know how to swim and maybe I'll swim this summer.

comekitty · Accepted Answer

Yes, but only in a pool and the raft kind 🙂

BoobSlayer · Answer

Have you ever taken a romantic float down a river on a hot summer night, with the stars twinkling above? The sensation of being cradled by cool water was like nothing else; titties, ta-tas, fiery biscuits, melons, baps, coconuts, bangers, the twins, and udders all felt the same as I drifted along. It was a magical, unforgettable experience that I would recommend to anyone looking for an intimate and relaxing romance with a nice rack.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

This is Jumbo Joe & Jumbo Joe & his friends are the reason why I don’t use a float or a tube on fresh water anymore. As for salt water I use a surfboard or bodysurf because a float would flip over too easily & if I’m on a float I feel like a sitting duck for JAWS.

Lliam · Answer

I've used:  Inner tubes; The kind of floaters that look like inflatable mattresses; Floating lounge chairs with cup holders; And some girls who were very buoyant.

jcampbell115 · Answer

Yes, but just an inflatable ring with handles in the pool and some blowup animals at a community pool

Sharkstealth · Answer

No just water treading and swimming. So Cal will take you with the current and you will have to walk a couple miles if you don't pay attention to the pier numbers.

DancingQueen16 · Answer

Well I used one when I went to waterpark a few years ago to get on the lazy river

exitseven · Answer

I have a few inner tubes from truck tires. I over inflate them and they are really big.

PointTaken · Answer

Yes. I've used the mattress type not a round one. I've floated off but not that far. Lol. by the way, the pic... 😍

Anonymous · Answer

Not that I can recall  I remember a rubber ring when I was about 7 so like 18 years ago and I remember that as the first time I probably cane closer to death that I'd like

Anonymous · Answer

Yes, but I would like to go on a floaty with her.

nolabels · Answer

I have and I do, but I don't adorn it quite so gracefully as you do. 👍😊

Charliefretz329 · Answer

Yeah lol, I did one similar and I was afraid the boats were gonna cut me in half.

Ptrmbrs88 · Answer

No, because I can't even swim. If I fell off the thing I'd drown.

Jerre · Answer

Yes I have. I have 3 of them, use in my pool.

syncheart · Answer

Yes when I was a kid.

serafin · Answer

yikes new fear unlocked

Andres77 · Answer

When I was a little kid, sure

Wise4myage · Answer

No, but Id love too some day. They look relaxing.

Christoff92 · Answer

Naw. But when I was little sure.

Luckycharms12 · Answer

Nope never kinda afraid of the water

Paulychicagoluv · Answer

Just a few times

Guardian45 · Answer

Ya, but it was in another century!🤣

MementoMori777 · Answer

At least the lake didn't have gators

CubaPirate · Answer

Nah I'm far too sensible

Goodvibes2 · Answer

nice floaty you got there

Avgbrisbaneguy · Answer

@peytonvd ould love to join you on one

Yellovv · Answer

Never used one, I only used sea bike...

CrimsonAngel09 · Answer

Yep.

alearningboy · Answer

No I like swimming and diving I never used them.

SnowedIn · Answer

Nope.

CoolCatMar1 · Answer

Yesss

Amur8711 · Answer

Maybe once

QuietRunner · Answer

nice floaty

riverrat3 · Answer

Thank you

Anonymous · Answer

No , I have never.

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