One day, my friend Mary and I decided to go for a marathon of our favorite movies. We settled in with popcorn and drinks, ready for the binge-watch of a lifetime. The first movie began, and I realized I had forgotten to use the restroom beforehand. But, I decided to hold it in, not wanting to miss any part of the film.
As we watched, my need to use the restroom became more urgent. I crossed my legs, squeezed my knees together, and tried to focus on the screen but I failed. Mary noticed and teased me but I was stubborn and didn't go to the toilet.
By the time the movie ended, I was dancing in my seat. I finally gave in and sprinted to the bathroom. But as I reached for the door, I accidentally knocked over a lamp. Mary burst into laughter as I ashamedly cleaned up the mess, all the while trying not to pee my pants.
We still laugh about that day. I learned my lesson, folks, always pee before the movie starts.