Does my Facebook post sound believable?

[jennifer_bloom]

The bible says when you slander others, you become equal to the lies you tell…

I know someone who said I did not deserve to get married who ended up divorced with no spousal support 14 years later.

I know someone who said I was a worthless time waster because I was in school and not working a job, who became a professional scam artist and bar brawling whore with no ability to work for a living due to disability and now they call my house 4 times a day trying to steal my credit card information because they do not have a job.

I know someone who tried to humiliate me to my family for asking to borrow $50 at 25% interest, who ended up asking my family to borrow $1000 at 0.00% interest two years later.

So if you blame an innocent Muslim New York Mayor for a murder he did not commit because 911 was caused by a small group of crazy Muslims, God will give you the same punishment as those who murder others.

[Chayce]

Bar brawling whore is funny, but who the hell borrows $50 WITH INTEREST