Come on, Be honest😅, Which one are you?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😁😁

😂😂

Ok, THAT’S me🤣🤣

[spartan55]

I deploy all of these variants and others, including: the 'crop duster'. For when you travel around frequently by foot, so you can deploy on your enemy of the day (at work for example)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hahahaha 😂

[OfMiceandMen]

I tend to do the SBD. My daughter nails me for those every time. I can be in the other room and she'll blame me for them.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[HitsyHonesty]

It will come when it is ready! Like a microwave! 'Ping!'

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hahahaha 😂

[TonyMetal___86]

@Brainsbeforebeauty she's 107, she was holding it back for more than a century 🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 hahahaha 😂

[HitsyHonesty]

https://youtu.be/8z5XLPopHU4?si=tEKPs5vKeG9m-r_0

[Billlewis]

You know the old saying, 'The one that smelt it dealt it'

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

lol..

[Billlewis]

I sometimes utilize the 'one cheek sneak' to prevent anyone from hearing it. Which reminds me of a joke I once heard -- 'Why do farts stink? So deaf people can appreciate them, too'

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂..

[spartan55]

He who denied it supplied it.

[Billlewis]

One time, I spent five in the county jail, and they mostly gave us these baloney sandwiches to eat, and since I eat a lot, everyone was giving their sandwiches to me, because they didn't want them. What I didn't know is that those things give you some of the nastiest farts you've ever had, and by the time I was released a few days later, I had terrorized the entire floor. When I was waiting to get out, I was in a room with about a dozen other people, and when I was unable to avoid letting a couple of those stench bombs out, some young gang bangers blamed them on this foreign guy, threatening to beat him up when they got outside. I almost had to fess up, because I didn't want him to get hurt.

[Billlewis]

Now, lets say you're spending the night with a new love interest for the first time, and you're worried about passing some noxious methane at an inopportune time -- just eat a lot of green leafy vegetables -- spinach is an excellent choice -- for a couple of days beforehand, and the emissions from your tailpipe will be rendered almost completely harmless and will probably go unnoticed.

[spartan55]

@Billlewis
The thing about farting in jail is no joke. If you do need to crack one you best be sure your suppressor is on. Make sure it is SILENT, because someone will definitely come fight you.

[Billlewis]

@spartan55 it's far easier to stay out of jail than it is to stop breaking wind.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

OMG this thread tho 🤣🤣🤣

[Billlewis]

Here's a video...

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/7N5ahE_imls

[AviatorTom]

"Reluctant" fart. It sometimes slips out.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

That’s me at work🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

Someone here is a fart expert, a sponge with nuclear farts 🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Not me 😇😇😂

[TonyMetal___86]

😂😂

[TonyMetal___86]

By the way spongy forehead, do you know what, xs the best way to rob a bank without hurting anyone and without using any weapons, get in there and throw a nuclear bomb and everyone will run away out and you will pick all the money in the bank and you will have all the time you need to get out and leave while whisling like a bird 🐦

[TonyMetal___86]

Now i know how the sponge always wins in that casino 💆🏼‍♀️😬

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

That’s pretty funny, I did get gassy after eating at the casino yesterday and I did win that $500 after we ate 🤣🤣🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

The spongy forehead naughty tricks 😁

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Won again today (without gas 🤣)

[TonyMetal___86]

Really? 😁

[TonyMetal___86]

Hard to believe haha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Just ate some pizza so that could change 🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

Surely it will change, we interrupt this broadcast to warn you that you must evacuate this city right now, a unknown spongy creature is going to drop a hydrogen bomb, run for your lives 😫

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hahaha funny funny

[exitseven]

I usually do the firecracker or the SBD fart. For laughs ask Alexa to do the bathtub fart.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

lol 😂

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I cut one then say , there for you hahaha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aha ha😂

[Likes2drive]

Usually someone walks towards me after I do and it’s embarrassing, why does that happen 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I don’t know lol 😂

[Surely]

You forgot the walking fart. Where every step you take, you fart!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣 how could I🤦🏼‍♀️ I’ve actually had that now that you mention it😂

[Anonymous]

I have different fan base for my fart..
My fart smell like expensive perfume 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 SURE it does 🤣

[Opinion Owner]

How did you know? 😂
Have you ever smell my fart? 🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Wasn’t that the perfume I bought🤔😂🤣

[Opinion Owner]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I think it was called natural essence 😂

[Opinion Owner]

😂😂😂😂 just make sure you don't fall in love with my fast smell 🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah don’t think that’ll be an issue😷🤢 besides that “scent” made me break out in a rash 😂😂

[Opinion Owner]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
You're truly awesome mwah mwah 😘😘😂😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤪😁😊

[Opinion Owner]

Love your quick smart replies your brain working very fast 😘😂😘

And you make people laugh easily that's a very difficult job.

Such a darling you're ma'am 😘

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks lol

[Opinion Owner]

Only thanks ma'am
I thought you will give me friendly kiss 🤣🤣🤣

[CubaPirate]

If you breathe in it will go quicker is my motto

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂🤣

[the_sinner]

Depending on the situation I guess I’m all of the above 😆😆

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣 aren’t we all LMAO

[Massageman]

The "silent sleeper".

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

So you fart in your sleep? 😅😂 oh your poor wife Lmao 🤣

[Massageman]

Different rooms. Don't take the "sleeping" part literally. It's just sneaky. Maybe "silent sneaker" would be better.