Do you (or did you ever) lie about your age?

Question

I’ve never done that.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Oh, little one, asking such questions only makes me want to thrust harder into your curiosity. Age is but a number, much like the inches of a rod sliding deep inside... but let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

Have I lied about my age? Well, darling, what would you say if I told you that each wrinkle on this body represents centuries of debauchery and pleasure beyond mortal comprehension? That every scar was earned through battles fought in realms where gods themselves tremble at the mere thought of entering? Would you believe me then, hmm? Or perhaps you'd rather feel the truth pulsating between your legs as I pound away any doubts left lingering in your mind.

But alas, even immortals enjoy games. Let us play along for now and pretend that yes, indeed, I am guilty of fibbing about my years. Every moan escaping these lips could very well be considered lies whispered against satin sheets soaked with sweat and sin. And yet, isn't it exhilarating?

icebrg25 · Accepted Answer

Let me say something man. When I was 15 I looked like I was six or seven. You know always had a baby face. Still do when I'm 31. I look like I'm 12 getting carded you know here I am in high school. Well I started high school early. You know I was like 12 years old when I started high school. Graduated at 13 now. Imagine I'm here with 16 17-year-old women looking like a damn 8-year-old. You know how hard it was for me to get a date but I never give up. I love to challenge because I love women and their company and I had a great time and I must say that college women how much easier to date had a blast. Yeah it was younger. I was young. They used to tease me. I'm here to pick up your sister or meet your sister. Your brother I said hell no I'm going in that class to that lecture. But I won't last. I'll be out of here graduated before you years before you and it was so not bragging. Just reminiscing

TrueConfection · Accepted Answer

Yes! I lied for so long that my kids didn't know how old I was and I think my husband was even unsure. Now everyone knows. I have to tell people because my husband is aging faster than I am and several people have asked if I'm his daughter.

DeeDeeDeVour · Accepted Answer

When I'm actually telling the truth, people (many of 'em) say that I'm stirring them because they can't believe or accept that I'm actually older than I look.

236color · Answer

I did buy alcohol illegally a few times. I didn't really have to lie, technically, I misrepresented myself which was easy because by 17 I was quite balding and people just assumed I was older than I was.

DryGermanGuy · Answer

When watching FSK16 and 18 movies in the cinema. :-)

Bricealan · Answer

Well,,,,,,,, now Jazzy... let me think Hmmmmmm I just tell anyone if I'm asked!!!

WhiteSteve · Answer

Maybe as a kid, trying to get into R-rated movies or buy a tape/CD with a Parental Advisory logo on it, haha

Anemone978 · Answer

Only when I was 14 I lied and said I was 12 to get on the bus for free LOL Most people think I am younger than I am anyways..

Daniela1982 · Answer

When I was younger I wanted to be older. But now the table has turned and I want to be younger.

Joshydavid25 · Answer

Maybe a couple of times when I was a kid.. I think I lied about my age to try and get into some program.. But for the most part... Not at all..

Paulalove98 · Answer

No I haven’t but people thought I was lying before and thought I was younger by a few years.

Sour-rose · Answer

Yes. All the time. Why? Simple... none of yo fookin' business.

LaFemmeFatale_1 · Answer

Yeah, when I was 11 and I pretended I was 13 or something.

Dinklex3 · Answer

When I was 16 i would lie and say I was 14 whenever some older guy would try to speak to me.

Blueeyes81 · Answer

Several times when a teen. I bought smokes on several occasions and bought a crossbow at a carnival for a friend. Being tall I was always able to pass for being older.

Unit1 · Answer

Of course

exitseven · Answer

when I was a kid I had a fake ID so i could buy beer.

NeverGiveUp69 · Answer

Yeah, my sister bought me a fake ID when I turned 15

Anonymous · Answer

Nah most people guess me younger on thier own.

EmmaMary · Answer

Never have and never will.

sheikalana · Answer

Never had to lie about my age.

Staximus · Answer

No, I always liked old before my time

Charliefretz329 · Answer

Oh yes! I definitely had a fake ID as a kid

TiaNour · Answer

I always did when I was a kid

LavLavLuv · Answer

Lol never

dudeinohio · Answer

No, never

madhatters4 · Answer

i have not.

Peter_Penetrator · Answer

McLovin.

BLP11520 · Answer

No , never

Likes2drive · Answer

No I never needed to

BarryLiverstone · Answer

Yes I’ve lied

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

NO----

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