Can you do the splits?

[ChicoFromThe305]

This is more of a question for chicks so dudes, have you ever accidentally went split mode? 😂

[midnightmoon05]

I was a gymnast in HS…I started training myself around 11… I used to put one leg up the upper bunk bed…bend my nose (head) all the way to kiss my knee cap… I was very flexible till I broke my leg in my 30s…. Then I couldn’t practice for over 2 yrs… my flexibility became more stiff…

last time I did my wall hand stand…my own kids got scared… lol they didn’t know moms do such things.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Well that's cause normally moms don't lol

You are just a mom with a gymnast background thank still knows what's up, you managed to give your kids a scare 😂

[midnightmoon05]

I love being an abnormal mom 😝
Not hard to scare anyone…
I like to go full speed in speed bumps… they loved it. My mom not so much… she needs to have some fun.
I also ice skate and they were shock…,
Moms out there need to live a little.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Going full speed on speed bumps is crazy 😂

What did the cars suspension ever do to you lol

You sound like one fun mother tho no lie, you sounds adventurous af 😆

[midnightmoon05]

Free roller coasters 🎢… car? Get a used car…most decent cars are reliable and can run to 200-250 miles… so I just run it to the ground… then get another one for fun… too painful to play like that with new cars.
Suspensions? Lol… why… just have fun bumping around town.

Thanhs - I am fun. 🤩

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yea suspension, that part of the car that makes the car bouncy, the part you enjoy so much about the speed bumps 😂

You do know the car is on pressurized springs right? Lol

You are one cool mama midnight, you run on that "we will just wing it" mentality and it's seems so contagious 😂

[7Phoenix7]

Yea the one leg in front of the other way. Can't do the Chinese split at the moment. Gotta start stretching again

[ChicoFromThe305]

There's more than one split? I thought there's was only one

[7Phoenix7]

This is the side split that I can't do



This I can do

[ChicoFromThe305]

Ow they both just look painful, you are flexible enough tho, that Chinese one looks crazy tho 😂

[WindAtMyBack]

I was a gymnast. I never got splits though. It's easy for women, but it takes a heck of a lot of work for men. I got close on front-to-back splits, like within 1-2 inches on the floor. With side splits it was more like 6-8 inches. If I had gotten to higher levels of gymnastics, it's pretty much mandatory.

[ChicoFromThe305]

That splits stuff sounds like no joke lol

[WindAtMyBack]

It's something you have to work on consistently over a long period of time. It's a slow process trying to make your body do something it's no supposed to do.

Same with shoulders. Try standing with your back against a wall. Put your heals, butt, back and head against the wall. Then raise your arms straight overhead. Try to put the full length of your arms against the wall, WITHOUT arching your back and pulling your butt or anything else away from the wall. With a good perfectly straight handstand, that is how your body is aligned.

If you try it, don't try too hard and fuck up your rotator cuff. That can be a lifelong injury. Just do enough to see what's needed to do a good handstand.

[ChicoFromThe305]

If I tried that shit ima fuck up a lot more than just my rotator cuff, whatever that even is 😂

[midnightmoon05]

That is a hard skill to leanr…but once you get the kick of it… it’s not too bad…being light and petite helps.
I did that into my 30s till I broke my foot.(. a different incident. )

[Sonorous]

I was trying at one point but ended up giving up because it didn't seem worth the effort.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Why would you want to do the splits? Lol

[Sonorous]

cause when I saw a pretty girl in public I was finna drop it low for her but then I found out girls don't give a shit about a mans flexibility so I gave up

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lmaooo they really dont, never have I heard a woman say she prefers flexible men 😂

[Sonorous]

exactly! so yeah now I'm stiff af but muscular cause they apparently like that

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yep that's a better choice indeed

[Sonorous]

My joints be pOppin

[DubiousIntentions]

The same reason guys wonder if a girl does the splits, will she stick to the floor. 😳🥴

[DubiousIntentions]

Why do my comments made below another person's comment wind up 20 other comments down the page? Kind of ruins it for me.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Wdym?

[tfan1]

Close accidentally / but Thank God no cigar hehe. I was at Papa John’s picking up a pizza and that floor had a fine dusting of flour everywhere and I almost did a split and told them about it. All I got was, yeah be careful it’s slippery even with no water or liquid.

[ChicoFromThe305]

What nice coworkers lmao, if you would've successfully split your balls, that's what their reaction would've been 😂

[DubiousIntentions]

Last time I tried doing the splits I spit my pants instead.

[ChicoFromThe305]

I'm not trying to sound like a dick here calling you old cause you aren't and you are still a good looking woman but I think you are getting too old for the splits 😂😅

[DubiousIntentions]

Not really, you just have to keep in practice. If you keep yourself toned and limber it will be a lot easier.

[ChicoFromThe305]

I'm messing with you, I didn't think to get this far with my head still intacted to my body ha

I know there's probably women out their in their mid 30s to 40s that can probably still do da splits

[Nxtawm]

Nope but ik if I stretched for maybe a week or a week and a half, I can do the splits

im stiff asf usually lol

[ChicoFromThe305]

A week? What harsh exercises are you talking about cause going from stiff to bendy in a week sounds crazy 😂

[Nxtawm]

I actually use a medieval torture device
Lol but I think I’m naturally flexible just I’m usually lazing about so I get stiff, it’s just regular stretches for hamstrings

[ChicoFromThe305]

Oh nawh, medieval is just wild, went back to the 1400s for a hamstring stretch haha

I didn't know it worked like that but great genetics I guess

[Nxtawm]

How else would I get that nice deep stretch lol and yep it rlly is just genetics lol

[ChicoFromThe305]

I mean... you just put a leg on the wall or something and boom stretching, but I won't bash your stretching techniques 😂💯

[Nxtawm]

That’s pretty specific, is that how you stretch? 🤔 lol I’m picturing it rn, to each his own but I think you’d love the the medieval method, just like our forefathers did 🙏🤣

[ChicoFromThe305]

Don't you dare picture me stretching lmao

I don't even stretch to run, nothing ever happens, them damn liars

I'm like 20% certain there's many medieval methods but what method would this be? Do you jump off a surface and land on the splits on a pile of rocks or something, like some medieval gymnast shit 😂

[MemeSupreme]

I don't know if i can now but in like elementary and middle school in gym i could

[ChicoFromThe305]

You used to skateboard, have you ever had the board make you do an unexpected split when you only land one leg on the board and the board just rolls away? Lol

[MemeSupreme]

yeah when you skateboard you experience everything lol i meant like ACTUAL splits that im doing willingly

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yep them credits cards bring back trauma, yea elementary and middle school is a long time, it's possible you've stiffen up, apparently that's the term for it ha.

[MemeSupreme]

i dont think my wallet has healed from that trauma... BUT at least it teaches you to be smart with skateboards quickly tho lol yeah i probably have

[ChicoFromThe305]

You did not just call it a wallet 😂💀

But yes you learn a lot from skating and build several traumas and flashbacks 😂

[MemeSupreme]

yeah its a saying lol like referencing your wallet or bank account

[ChicoFromThe305]

I wish that was a saying here that shit sounds so weird 😂

[NathanDavis]

nope... and once I got close by accident...

SCREW THAT

[ChicoFromThe305]

Terrible stuff, I remember when I use to skateboard I landed one foot on the end of the board and the other on the floor and the skateboard rolled away taking my leg with it and I almost fell on my balls 😂

[NathanDavis]

lmfao... just got Vietnam flashbacks reading that

[ChicoFromThe305]

Gave me PTSD no doubt 😂

[7Phoenix7]

Lmao sounds like a good story

[ChicoFromThe305]

😣😣😣

[NathanDavis]

I'll just say I never wore the wrong shoes for sports... ever again, lol

especially if raining

[NathanDavis]

[Boomchakalaca]

Was in gymnastics for 3 years and was a lvl 5 in that short span i was pretty good.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Well losing flexibility is possible from what people are saying here, apparently the term that's used is stiff up, have you've maintained your flexibility?

[Boomchakalaca]

Im flexible even tho i dont do splits regularly i hav muscle memory

[ChicoFromThe305]

Sounds effective, that can explain why you were a good gymnast with the bit of time you put into it

[desperatelyhungry]

No. Im not very flexible and I definitely think that tends to be a deal breaker for some men

[ChicoFromThe305]

Really? That's kinda foul play if you ask me

[desperatelyhungry]

Wdym

[ChicoFromThe305]

It's messed up, its very shallow

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I don't know I have to try. I can still do a cartwheel though 🤸🏻‍♀️

[ChicoFromThe305]

Crumbl bee, only one cartwheel? 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

No. Multiple cartwheels in a row! 🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️

[ChicoFromThe305]

Now that's more intimidating 😂👏

[TiaNour]

Oddly enough I can. I really never had to practice it, I was just able to do it

[ChicoFromThe305]

You were just born with pretzel legs I guess, big flex no lie

[TiaNour]

I’m gonna flexing on people now

[TiaNour]

be**

[ChicoFromThe305]

Literally

[wiltingrosepetal]

I'm one of the lucky individuals born with genetically short, tight hamstrings, so I am not flexible 🤠 like one bit 🤠

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yep I'm aware some women aren't flexible at all lol

[CrimsonAngel09]

Definitely not.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Fair enough 😂

[RedInnocent68]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lol.

[Anonymous]

I guess we'll never know.🤣

[ChicoFromThe305]

Has it ever happened by accident? Lol

[Opinion Owner]

Nope.

[Anonymous]

not without hurting my nards

[ChicoFromThe305]

Very valid response 😂

[4ngelic]

nope

[jahaims]

Nope..