Can you do a split?

[Msputiton]

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Fastandcurous has been blocked and reported. He targeted all the people im cool wit. My stalkers at it again🤣

[WindAtMyBack]

Not many guys can do a split. I was a gymnast and even then I couldn't do one. I could come close on front to back splits, like within a couple of inches. For slide splits I couldn't even come close. Guys just aren't made to be doing that and it takes a heck of a lot of work to get splits.

[LiamJHayden]

Nope. Can kick over my head while standing straight but that only reaches about 150° not 180° I'd probably tear something if I went full. Other than male gymnasts, maybe 1 in a 1000 guys can actually do the full splits without damaging something.

[SaoirseS]

Yes I can. I'm flexible. Six years of gymnastics helped a lot.

[DizzyDesii]

If im on a d! ck and horny enough... but other than that, no

[LavLavLuv]

Mood

[DizzyDesii]

@LavLavLuv haha

[Msputiton]

Lmao not what i meant, but get at it

[DizzyDesii]

@fast_and_the_curious why you’re commenting on my opinion post i do not know, but i can certainly tell you where i think you should go

[GainToo]

@fast_and_the_curious no the door

[DizzyDesii]

@fast_and_the_curious He’s my G... N U R?

[GainToo]

@fast_and_the_curious I never stopped her so how about you calm down before your blooad pressure erupts

[DizzyDesii]

@fast_and_the_curious im shaking in my invisible boots 🙄

[GainToo]

@fast_and_the_curious that was even cringier than your username

[DizzyDesii]

You came with the jabs. I’m just showing you the door

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo 😂

[DizzyDesii]

@fast_and_the_curious Well you would be three. GainToo is my number two since we’re already playing a game

[DizzyDesii]

@fast_and_the_curious i told you GainToo is my G aka my B. You are the C who was just shown the D O O R lol

[GainToo]

@fast_and_the_curious abc? do you think you're Elmo or something?

[GainToo]

@fast_and_the_curious how are you gonna show anyone the door when you can't even spell two?

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo he's actually a lego because he blocked me

[GainToo]

I'm surprised the motherforker knew how to block people

[GainToo]

Number two is perfect for me. I've never been one to be numero uno

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo Yea cause He clearly didn't understand he was the “C” nor how to spell “two”

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo i think you’d make a good number one. Bt because I’m in the picture you have to be number two lmao. Like step aside and let me steal the spotlight 🤣

[GainToo]

Did I ever tell you you have ravishing blonde hair? Also i seem to have gotten a lot prettier than I remembered.

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo thank you

[GainToo]

Im straight out of puns. This is a bit of a hairy situation tbh

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo its okay Potter. I’ll stop now. But it was fun 🤣

[GainToo]

That one almost went over my head. Made me dizzy even.

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo like Desi? 😋

[GainToo]

Mhm. I don't know if the tasty emoji belongs there lol

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo we just got done forking on the other post. Don’t bring out another meal here too 🤣

[GainToo]

Hey don't blame me you were the one who posted the emoji mh

[GainToo]

Smh* late nights drain minds

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo Its more of a laughing with tongue out to me

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo what time is it for you

[GainToo]

Lmao ohh okay

[GainToo]

You asked too late

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo haha

[GainToo]

I just had a mini panic attack cuz I couldn't log in and I thought my account was gone lol

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo you never know these days so i dont blame you 🤣 But welcome back haha

[GainToo]

Lol ty. I didn't wanna make my exit too soon

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo yea i enjoy your company

[GainToo]

I'll make you vice director then.

But as much as I love to joke, thank you really

[DizzyDesii]

@GainToo haha dang that was a good one

[Massageman]

Only a banana split!

[megabamse]

I used to do gymnastics and dance. I had a few accidents and it's been a few years now since i actively danced or did gymnastics. But i used to be able to do the splits both ways. Now i can't. But i can Touch the ground still with the palms of my hands.

[megabamse]

I had the skills so i went with it. I also did snowboarding, Martial Arts and rock climbing

[megabamse]

Aikido was my jam when it came to martial arts, used a wooden sword and everything

[megabamse]

There are so many factors, it will give me better odds yes. But it no guarantee it will end in my favor no. As most things in life it's about luck, you can give yourself a little more luck with skills and knowledge, but it still boils down to chance

[megabamse]

Well to be fare you guys have had several hundreds of school shootings so witch one are you referring to? Guns are guns, just because you know Martial Arts don't make it matrix. Life is not a movie. Guns is a distance weapon, and Martial Arts are a close up fight. So the distance would most definitely win every time.

[FinalFantasyBro]

I imagine if I tried doing the splits my balls would end up being splited themselves.

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣🤣

[trinibaddie]

Lmao gave me a good laugh.

[FinalFantasyBro]

Glad it did

[OfMiceandMen]

Sure, but I should likely have 911 on speed dial first and a new pair of pants. May talk in a high squeaky voice for a day or two, also.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

Not at all… lol! Last time I tried though I split my shorts trying but didn’t get down very far.

[Phoenix98]

I used to be able to do a full side split back in the day when I was actively doing martial arts and was really flexible.

Today... hmm no lol not gonna happen.

[PointTaken]

Nope. Almost did a few times on accident. Hurt too much in the wrong spots.

[Msputiton]

Lmao

[loveslongnails]

The only splits I've ever done are banana splits, or splitting up with a girlfriend, or splitting the cost of something! LOL

[trinibaddie]

Yes but it takes me longer to do it than when I was younger

[trinibaddie]

@fast_and_the_curious Gymnastics

[Christoff92]

Relax, meditation, no worries, screw what people think. Like this guy here ☺️

[DizzyDesii]

Looove his films but hate his splits. Too fckin funny watchin with my grandpa. He enjoys the film til he see that shit and he start yappin 😂

[Christoff92]

@DizzyDesii One of the best martial arts films. This goes back to 1987 when the film was aired ☺️

[DizzyDesii]

I don't know about all that but reruns come on tv a lot so thats how i see a bunch of the old films

[Christoff92]

@DizzyDesii Yes because these are films that would rerun especially for the younger generation to see first off, how it was back then. Like such films like Grease, starring John Travolta. Many drama institutions are using the ideas from Grease to create shows.

[DizzyDesii]

But regular Grease comes on tv almost daily. Nobody asked for that remake lmao

[Christoff92]

@DizzyDesii That's why. Because how popular it becomes for drama institutions.

[exitseven]

hahahahaha I can't even touch my toes these days.

[Pacman13]

I pretty flexible but I’d be looking like Andy from the office if I tried to do a split.

[NostalgiaSenpi]

I can't even consume a banana split. Too much ice cream.

[humanearth]

My ass is the only thing that has a split

[Msputiton]

Lmao

[Reddy4it]

Yes I can…can you…?

[Msputiton]

Yes.

[Reddy4it]

Well done…gymnastics or dance experience…?

[Msputiton]

Neither. Just an athlete

[Reddy4it]

Well done for maintaining…

[Msputiton]

Lmao yeah they keep creating accounts🤣

[Reddy4it]

That’s a bother

[Msputiton]

Crazy thing he a mod🤣

[mandyfire98]

I can do a split.

[Msputiton]

Same

[mandyfire98]

Dancing and cheerleading

[Jaximus-Lion]

I split screen all the time 😂

[Ms_Facesitter]

Side but not yet front split.

[DJB72]

Not if I want to walk normally...

[AviatorTom]

I could do a split... ONCE!