I woke up sweating last night and was dreaming I was back with an ex.
+1 yI think my last one was around 14 years ago right after I married my wife.
I had this weird dream where my wife became a zombie with blue skin. Actually she looked pretty nice still for a zombie, just blue skin. Also didn't smell bad or anything.
But she stopped talking except to go like, "Warrghh. Blaearargh." I tried to talk to her but that's all she said.
And she kept eating everything in the fridge. I don't mind if she eats things from the fridge if she's hungry. But it's like I'd go grocery shopping and buy a lot of things and stock up the entire fridge and then it's gone. Then I'm asking her, "What happened to the food?" Her: "Blararaarghh!"
So this went on for ages and I was really getting tired of it. So I posted on Facebook (I used FB back then but just for my close friends) and asked if anyone knew why my wife turned into a zombie. Then everyone's like, "I don't know, I don't know, maybe you should check what type of shampoo she uses."
Then I was getting so upset and complained like, "I miss my wife when she wasn't a zombie!" Then my best friend wrote a comment and said, "I did it. I turned your wife into a zombie." Me: "What? Why did you do that?" Best friend: "Because I could." Me: "That's evil! I challenge you to a sword fight!"
So then we got on top of a skyscraper and pulled out our samurai swords (I was a sword-master in this dream and actually had like 900th degree black belt and 35 world champion trophies). Then we fought and he kept doing backflips and cartwheels everywhere. I didn't know he could do backflips and cartwheels like that since he's actually kind of a chubby guy. But he totally could and dodged almost all my attacks even though I was like the best sword master that ever lived.
Yet finally I got him and impaled him with my sword. Then he laid dying in my arms and I asked him, "Why? Why did you turn my wife into a zombie?" Him: "... urghhh... cough... gag... gurgle... choke [spitting out blood]... The... the... truth is... I didn't ta... ta.. ta... ta... ta... turn yu-yu... cough. wheez... your wife in... into a... zombie... I... just... wanted... you... to feel... fe.. feel... better... be... because you... se... [vomit blood] because you seemed sad." Then he died.
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+1 yI remember dreams like once every five years, lmao. And usually only if I nap, not when I have a full night of sleep. I think the last one probably was about five years ago, so I’m due, haha. My mom was actually trying to murder me, lmfao. She was coming up some stairs that spiraled around a wall, I was hugging the wall towards the top, and she was slowly walking up the steps with a big butcher knife 🔪😱 I was taking a nap, and my girlfriend heard me making noise all the way from downstairs, so she came upstairs and woke me up. Moms might’ve gotten me, otherwise😝
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Anonymous(18-24)+1 ybeing beaten and choked by my step-dad
woke up thinking it was actually happening again. went back to sleep later feeling gross bc the sheets and my clothes are like drenched in sweat. shit is annoying and and exhausting bc i already got insomnia10 Reply
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+1 yI punched a 15 year old in my dreams last night cause that little shit spit in my ice cream tub and make some fall. He even had the audacity to put his hand inside.
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🙄🙄🙄 Last time, I got constipation. I don't even know what my subconscious mind was trying to tell me.😶😶😶
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lol you must’ve been really constipated.
+1 yIt was in June of 2012 and reoccurring for almost a year before then. It was a large shower room with no exit, just white tile and a yellow based top. My brain never processed a ceiling but there was a grey floor. Then I look up and a rod and 6 rings appear that violently shift back and forth with no curtain. The room slowly shrinks in size and as the single shower head heats up it's spray on me, a mirror appears to my left that I step towards. I pick up a toothbrush, also yellow with gray bristles and start brushing with the same force and tempo as those goddamn rings. My mouth and gums begin to bleed but I feel no pain. Multiple shower heads appear and steam up almost my entire view besides the rings and me brushing back and forth. I to this day going on 12 years later have never had another nightmare and still cannot make any sense to what bothered me at least twice a week for a solid 10 months.
10 Reply4.8K opinions shared on Other topic. Well there is one nightmare which comes often. The dream is about sea levels rising by 70 meters and I am on my 20th Floor of my building when I wake up to see that sea has reached as far as 10th floor of my building and everything I see is underwater and flooded except very tall buildings.
Then the nightmare abruptly ends and I wake up in reality.10 Reply
+1 yThis morning. Had 4 in a row. Woke up for each one and went back to sleep. Last one ended with something exploding and the last part of it that I remember was sprinting towards my wife as she came around the corner when the explosion went off. Woke up before knowing if I saved her or not. In fact all 4 of them seemed to involve something bad happening and me trying to save people. Was a pretty rough night for me.
10 Reply729 opinions shared on Other topic. I was sitting on the toilet masturbating when a weird plant came out of the toilet, penetrated my butt, stem shot out of my urethra in my penis, and the main part came out like a vine out of my mouth and nostrils, my ears and my eyeballs popped when the vines came out of my eye sockets. I woke up shaking and I had an itchy nose and blew a dried booger into the tissue and threw it away. After that I fell asleep peacefully.
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m +1 y"se me subió el muerto..."
some nights ago... that's a new thing, very upsetting, never had this stuff happening to me before14 Reply- +1 y
What’s that
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sleep paralysis... when you wake up in hallucinations
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or something like that...
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Ohhh nope you need to bless yourself before bed
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+1 yThat's interesting. I had a similar dream last night.
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Ooop not for me that’s trauma
+1 yI will not elaborate on what it was to a close confidant much less a stranger, but I can tell You it was My body trying to tell me about a Bodily function needed attention.
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12.8K opinions shared on Other topic. It was a couple of weeks ago. I don't remember the whole thing but I was on the ground and somebody was attacking me I started kicking and then my wife woke me up
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+1 yI don't remember my dreams anymore I don't know why
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Anonymous(45 Plus)+1 yI have more sex dreams than nightmares. 👍
But my last nightmare was me on a plane knowing it was going to crash. Unbelievably realistic.12 Reply
Opinion Owner+1 yAlso I have a flight on Saturday
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Oh fuck
I’m pretty sure it was about seeing a family member dying or something like that
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+1 yI've never had a nightmare and that strange seeing as how much horror I watch
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Anonymous(25-29)+1 yI was recently in a car accident and i have been dreaming about car accidents recently
10 ReplyI'm not sure but a few mornings ago I awoke with a oh thank God it was a dream feeling
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+1 yI was driving a school bus in a blizzard.
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m +1 yA plane crash, was fairly realistic
10 Reply2.4K opinions shared on Other topic. That I accidentally left my cat in my car.
10 ReplyBeing raped
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That’s terrifying
2.9K opinions shared on Other topic. Hmm can't remember
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Anonymous(18-24)+1 yMy step dad attacking my mother
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