If you were a pirate, what would be your pirate name?

[Miah04]

[mandyfire98]

Mandy Mcfucknuckle. Also my holy name if I was made q Saint

[WhiteSteve]

[Miah04]

I don't think that would get it as a saint😂

[mandyfire98]

But I'm devine

[Miah04]

But the name😭😭the name!!!

[mandyfire98]

Oh it's ok. I got it out of a kid's book anyway. It was in Cinderella

[Miah04]

🤔🤔i think this was a porn parody of Cinderella 😭

[mandyfire98]

I think her step sister was named that

[Miah04]

😂😂

[sirderpsalot123]

I don't know, but id name my ship The Fiend ship, because from afar people would think it's the "Friend ship", until it's too late.

[sirderpsalot123]

Captain Derp I guess lol

[Miah04]

Sneaky😂

[sirderpsalot123]

😎😎😎

[Miah04]

Captain derps beard

[WhiteSteve]

In the styling of Blackbeard, I would be No Beard The Pirate

[Miah04]

Bird chest the pirate. Your chest is your parrot😂

[WhiteSteve]

Oh we gonna have THAT kinda day today? Coming in hot right off the rip😂

[Miah04]

😂😂 i couldn't resist

[WhiteSteve]

That was pretty good, I’ll give you that one👊😝

[Miah04]

😂😂😂thx

[handsomelad70]

"Bird chest?" Guess you aren't a buxom blonde.

[WhiteSteve]

@handsomelad70 She likes to clown on a tits-out picture of me with a hockey trophy😂 I lift, but I have long arms, and I swear my pecs just won’t grow. Rock hard, but disproportionately small to the rest of me, I think, lmao

[handsomelad70]

OK, WhiteSteve. I'm sure you, like me, are a handsome lad. (Should I have called myself,"Black Brady?")

[WhiteSteve]

@handsomelad70 like Tom Brady? My man took a nosedive once he got on that Ozempic tip all the celebrities are on. Everyone looks so damn emaciated these days, lmfao

[dustybiker2]

Wet behind the ears. And anyone that shortens it goes overboard.

[Miah04]

Shortens it? I don't get it🤔

[dustybiker2]

"Yo, wet."

[sirderpsalot123]

Yo, wet! Careful with my jar!

[dustybiker2]

Dude. You can't swim! Oh well...

[sirderpsalot123]

Slowing drowning until this is all you can see... 🖕

[sirderpsalot123]

This how I ended up in your question lol

[Miah04]

@sirderpsalot123 derp gonna walk the plank😂😂haha

[Joshydavid25]

Long Locs, or Dread Head.. With my Co Captain Ball jiggler Miah.. 😂😂😂

[Miah04]

I wanna be renamed😂

[Joshydavid25]

Okay with my Co Captain 3 Point Canon.. 😂😂

[Miah04]

Better😂that other name was a little sus

[Joshydavid25]

Well at least that sound better than ball guz- To be Continued-... 😂😂

[Miah04]

😭😭😭 @7Phoenix7 he doing it again

[7Phoenix7]

@miah04 😂😂

@Joshydavid25 you gotta chill lol

[Miah04]

Yeah joshua😤

[Joshydavid25]

@7Phoenix7 Miah is a grown woman out here in the Pirate seas, and my Co Captain.. This is between us.. Captain Long locs, and Co Captain 230 Double leg ball in the hole.. 😂😂

[Joshydavid25]

@Miah, 😱😱😱.. Why would you use my government name?

[7Phoenix7]

😂😂 @Joshydavid25 leave my friend alone before I have to come get on that ship

[Miah04]

Oml these names😂
Go woop him pheonix

[Miah04]

Because you about to go to timeout captian joshua david long locs

[Joshydavid25]

@7Phoenix7 Damn, I see Miah knows who to call to get her dirty home done.. 😂😂.. She wins this time.. I'll be walking away with some dignity..

[Joshydavid25]

@7Phoenix7 dirty work**.. Lmao..

[7Phoenix7]

@Joshydavid25 lmaoo..

You walking on the water? 😂 I'm scared of you

[Joshydavid25]

@7Phoenix7 Maybe Air Ball Canon hogger Miah will learn a thing or two about respect from if she sees me walking on water too.. 😂😂

[Miah04]

*pushes joshy over* no walking on water

[Joshydavid25]

Dammit Co Captain Ball Hogger, you ruined my moment... Lmao..

[Miah04]

I had to. You ain't Jesus 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Joshydavid25]

My name is a variation of Jesus.. 😂..

[Miah04]

Maybe. Still ain't him 😂

[Joshydavid25]

Peter walked on water too.. 😂😂..

[Miah04]

You ain't peter.

[Joshydavid25]

Yeah... Well what I am then...

[Miah04]

You be that guy who girl ready to smack you in the back the head if you get outta line😂

[Joshydavid25]

Yeah, and if she smack me, she's gonna get a nice smack... 😏😂😂..

[Miah04]

Oh she must of went to the bathroom or sumthing. Getting a little bold

[Joshydavid25]

Tss.. I say what I want, when I want, hot ever the f- Oh hey babygirl I was just telling my fri- *Smack* 😭😭..

[Miah04]

😂😂

[Jessica405]

As I am only 5' 1" at best, I would be " Short John Silver"

[handsomelad70]

At 5'9", would I be "Medium John Silver?"

[nawtee_me]

Arrrrr matey, one eyed Willy is the name, plank walking is the game…. Yer in for a treat says ole pirate Pete. Blackhearts and wenches is the life fer me…..

[Miah04]

😂😂

[AviatorTom]

The Boss... cuz there'd be no pirate better than me

[handsomelad70]

There's only one Boss.

[purplepoppy]

The purple poppy. I lack imagination.

[Miah04]

😂😂

[RebelinSteel]

Captain Hugh G Mast

[Miah04]

Why?

[Jessica405]

Should be Hugh Janus...

[handsomelad70]

Wouldn't that be Hugh G. Rection?

[Jessica405]

@handsomelad70 Probably!

[RebelinSteel]

It’s the Name badges, I could not get the rest of the word on.

Captain Hugh G Masturbator

Then we had issues with the ships Master
Bates was not happy

[laly520]

captain lazurnyy

[Miah04]

Why?

[laly520]

old nickname I used as game tag in past

[Miah04]

Lol okay

[ChicoFromThe305]

I don't know enough pirate terms lol

[Miah04]

That names to long.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Too bad

[Med_guy1978]

3 leged Pete or 1 eyed cobra 😂

[Miah04]

Oh so going with an exaggeration

[Med_guy1978]

haha 😜

[Miah04]

😂😂

[Charliefretz329]

I don't know 🤷🏻‍♂️…

[Miah04]

Hi captain I don't know

[Charliefretz329]

Hey there, 😉

[handsomelad70]

Buccaneer Brady.

[Miah04]

😂😂😂

[OtterMan68]

Long John Copper

[Miah04]

Interesting

[OtterMan68]

I like copper. I have copper jewelry. I even have a bar of copper

[handsomelad70]

ARE you a copper? (If so, when was your last collar?)

[OtterMan68]

@handsomelad70 nope, not a copper, John Law, 5-0, Fuzz, Heat, Po-Po...

[Fuentes]

I have no names lol

[Miah04]

Captain grump bumps the pirate

[handsomelad70]

My buddy Jamie Logsdon is the Gilligan Island remake's new Skipper, Capt. James GRUMPY !!!

[strateguy632]

bossey brown beard.

[aceleon]

darkness maybe

[Anonymous]

i need to be a female pirate so they can call me Big Booty Judy.

[handsomelad70]

As opposed to Big Boobies Judy?

[riverrat3]

Panama Red

[Miah04]

Interesting.

[riverrat3]

How so

[Jennz6]

Captain Jen

[nawtee_me]

Give me orders captain…. lol

[superchan2011]

Captain J

[NewgodOmega]

Midnight