+1 yMandy Mcfucknuckle. Also my holy name if I was made q Saint
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But I'm devine
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Oh it's ok. I got it out of a kid's book anyway. It was in Cinderella
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I think her step sister was named that
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+1 yI don't know, but id name my ship The Fiend ship, because from afar people would think it's the "Friend ship", until it's too late.
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Captain Derp I guess lol
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😎😎😎
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+1 yIn the styling of Blackbeard, I would be No Beard The Pirate
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Oh we gonna have THAT kinda day today? Coming in hot right off the rip😂
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That was pretty good, I’ll give you that one👊😝
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"Bird chest?" Guess you aren't a buxom blonde.
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@handsomelad70 She likes to clown on a tits-out picture of me with a hockey trophy😂 I lift, but I have long arms, and I swear my pecs just won’t grow. Rock hard, but disproportionately small to the rest of me, I think, lmao
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OK, WhiteSteve. I'm sure you, like me, are a handsome lad. (Should I have called myself,"Black Brady?")
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@handsomelad70 like Tom Brady? My man took a nosedive once he got on that Ozempic tip all the celebrities are on. Everyone looks so damn emaciated these days, lmfao
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+1 yWet behind the ears. And anyone that shortens it goes overboard.
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"Yo, wet."
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Yo, wet! Careful with my jar!
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Dude. You can't swim! Oh well...
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Slowing drowning until this is all you can see... 🖕
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This how I ended up in your question lol
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@sirderpsalot123 derp gonna walk the plank😂😂haha
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+1 yLong Locs, or Dread Head.. With my Co Captain Ball jiggler Miah.. 😂😂😂
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Okay with my Co Captain 3 Point Canon.. 😂😂
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Well at least that sound better than ball guz- To be Continued-... 😂😂
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😭😭😭 @7Phoenix7 he doing it again
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@miah04 😂😂
@Joshydavid25 you gotta chill lol - +1 y
@7Phoenix7 Miah is a grown woman out here in the Pirate seas, and my Co Captain.. This is between us.. Captain Long locs, and Co Captain 230 Double leg ball in the hole.. 😂😂
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@Miah, 😱😱😱.. Why would you use my government name?
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😂😂 @Joshydavid25 leave my friend alone before I have to come get on that ship
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@7Phoenix7 Damn, I see Miah knows who to call to get her dirty home done.. 😂😂.. She wins this time.. I'll be walking away with some dignity..
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@7Phoenix7 dirty work**.. Lmao..
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@Joshydavid25 lmaoo..
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@7Phoenix7 Maybe Air Ball Canon hogger Miah will learn a thing or two about respect from if she sees me walking on water too.. 😂😂
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Dammit Co Captain Ball Hogger, you ruined my moment... Lmao.. - +1 y
My name is a variation of Jesus.. 😂..
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Peter walked on water too.. 😂😂..
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Yeah... Well what I am then...
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Yeah, and if she smack me, she's gonna get a nice smack... 😏😂😂..
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Tss.. I say what I want, when I want, hot ever the f- Oh hey babygirl I was just telling my fri- *Smack* 😭😭..
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+1 yAs I am only 5' 1" at best, I would be " Short John Silver"
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At 5'9", would I be "Medium John Silver?"
1K opinions shared on Other topic. Arrrrr matey, one eyed Willy is the name, plank walking is the game…. Yer in for a treat says ole pirate Pete. Blackhearts and wenches is the life fer me…..
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+1 yThe Boss... cuz there'd be no pirate better than me
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There's only one Boss.
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+1 yThe purple poppy. I lack imagination.
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m +1 yCaptain Hugh G Mast
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Should be Hugh Janus...
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Wouldn't that be Hugh G. Rection?
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@handsomelad70 Probably!
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It’s the Name badges, I could not get the rest of the word on.
Captain Hugh G Masturbator
Then we had issues with the ships Master
Bates was not happy
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+1 yI don't know enough pirate terms lol
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Too bad
+1 y3 leged Pete or 1 eyed cobra 😂
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haha 😜
+1 yI don't know 🤷🏻♂️…
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Hey there, 😉
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+1 yBuccaneer Brady.
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+1 yLong John Copper
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I like copper. I have copper jewelry. I even have a bar of copper
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ARE you a copper? (If so, when was your last collar?)
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@handsomelad70 nope, not a copper, John Law, 5-0, Fuzz, Heat, Po-Po...
3.7K opinions shared on Other topic. I have no names lol
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My buddy Jamie Logsdon is the Gilligan Island remake's new Skipper, Capt. James GRUMPY !!!
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+1 ybossey brown beard.
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Anonymous(36-45)+1 yi need to be a female pirate so they can call me Big Booty Judy.
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As opposed to Big Boobies Judy?
Panama Red
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+1 yCaptain J
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