You came home after having a long day and saw this in your kitchen. What's your first move?

[softhoney]

[DextroShade]

I would simply drag it out by its tail and leave it outside. If I couldn't do that I would shoot it, gator is tasty.

[DrPepper12]

Call a taxidermist and a chef.

[OlderAndWiser]

My first move is to GTF outta there!

[OlderAndWiser]

Most people don’t realize that alligators can spring up to 30-35 mph on land.

[NevadaTruth]

Get a door between it and me, and then another one, as quickly as possible, then call any emergency number and tell them that... Gordon Ramsay ain't shit...

Some people know, some don't: in short bursts, these creatures can actually outrun you. They're basically a crawling hatchet, designed for making death happen. If I could I'd be looking out for if it brought a pal along too. And would definitely ask for an expert...

What crazy place is that anyway?

[b_lova]

He can have it.

In other words I'm leaving the house to call animal control. Then I am searching for how he got into my space and plugging that hole because I am guessing he did get flushed down the toilet at someone else's home and come up at my place like a 80s B movie.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Freak out for a second then get some duct tape and see if I can get it to keep its mouth shut. Crocs and alligators have intense bite down power, but they don’t experience the same strength with opening their mouth. I could hold that shut with one hand if I felt so inclined. But it would also he a time issue so I’d have to act fast, no time to hesitate. Like bathing a cat, you get like one chance to do it quick and easy and you have to move fast.

[Dargil]

I am out of the Alligator's native range. There is a zoo where I live and I would call them to capture and remove it. Some time back a real, black Tarantula (like with Bananas) squeezed in beneath by screen door. I caught it with a plastic bowl and let it go outside. They aren't native, so it was somebody's pet. It probably didn't survive the winter.

[TommyMountainFigure]

I'd leave after realising I was in the wrong house.. I don't own a gas cooker!!!

[MicahRaine]

🪥

Apparently they like their skin being brushed 🤷‍♂️

[HighValue]

Pet it, then find a way to help it get back to its natural environment. I can't afford to keep and feed an animal of that type.

[IslaTheWitch]

I'm moving out :D

[12karen]

I won't move then I'm going to go complain about my day at the croco before asking him nicely not to eat me, and if he wants to stay and sleep, it's no big deal but he just have to hide.

[RedInnocent69]

Offer it a beer. Leave the door open for it to leave, while I stream something.

[KrakenAttackin]

I would shoot that overgrown pair of boots and belt.

[AngryCarl]

My first move will be to go to the pub. I'll deal with the alligator when I'm sufficiently drunk.

[DJB72]

Snappy bites for dinner then...

[The_Sexpert]

Thank God for the Free dinner

[WindAtMyBack]

Put it the crock pot.

[AviatorTom]

Out of the house, then call 911.

[SweetDripp]

I would scream!

[LavLavLuv]

Pet it lol no jk

[TheSpaceGnome]

Name it steve and give it some chicken.