What happened here?

[dustybiker2]

random weekend silliness

Most creative opinion gets mho

[HawkPerception]

The wife of a husband got shitfaced drunk with an old male friend of hers that she hadn't seen in a long time and was catching up with while her husband was out drinking with his buddy.

There are 3 things you need to know:

1) The friend knew she had a bipolar personality when drunk and could explode at any moment from one wrong comment or touch.

2) He did not want to get in trouble or get caught in any drama with the husband if he came home at a weird time.

3) He's has arachnophobia.

So the wife was crying and puking in the toilet about how her husband never has sex with her anymore and that she feels ugly at this point in her life. And at that same time that was happening, a huge spider started crawling up her back. The guy friend was shitting his pants, but also wanted to comfort her, while not touching her, and therefore... he found a broom and started stroking her back to comfort her, while also trying to get the spider off of her and not touch the man's wife.

*After the scene*The husband came home and walked into his bedroom drunk as hell with his friend saying "Honey I'm home! I'm dead! Gonna crash now! I can barely stand!"

And then as he was about to crash, he noticed in the corner of his eye, the bathroom door was open with the male friend stroking his wife with a broom. He thought he was losing his mind, so he crashed.

[strateguy632]

superb! expand it with same characters you have a novel. 🤩💖

[pethouse]

She thought her fish died and put it in the toilet. Right before she flushed it the fish started swimming again but it was already to little to late. Her wrist flicked causing the toilet to flush. Her fish is gone forever. She is now crying with what she has done. She has just sent her fish to a shitty death😭

[Daniela1982]

She just puked in the toilet and the person with the broom doesn't want her to puke on them so uses a broom instead of their hands to wake her up.

[Ms_Facesitter]

When your germaphobe friend tries to comfort your drunk friend.

[strateguy632]

she got irritable, don't touch me mood but also irritable about other stuff so she lok herself in. he comfort, don't be alone so carded the lock does "there there" from a safe distance.

[Lliam]

She got fucked so hard in the hotel bathroom that she passed out in a pool of cum. The maid showed up to clean the room and is trying to wake her up without stepping in anything.

[TommyMountainFigure]

Now LOOK, I know being in charge of Biden's Re-election campaign is a tough job, but you promised, with your help he would stand a chance!

[Wiredone]

She ate too many white castle cheese burgers and her husband is afraid to go near her for fear she might have explosive vomit on him

[Charliefretz329]

Soo drunk she puked and pooped herself and you’re trying to be nice… but 💩 🙂‍↔️

[joehypo1]

Too big to flush, where is the poop knife

[DryGermanGuy]

Someone is brushing her off? 🤔😬

[The_Sexpert]

When you suck at comforting people

[Miah04]

Oh dear. 😂

[dustybiker2]

The full clip didn't load. I was disappointed.

[worldscolide]

Too much taco bell.