"It's dangerous to go alone take this _______." What object should he take?

[Still-alive]

[DrPepper12]

If it's a 8th grade classroom full of hormonal, smelly, awkward, identity searching, technology addicted, cliques of dim bulbs I just say look at the sign above the classroom door... "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate" from Dante's inferno...

Nothing will protect you. Nothing.

[llorando]

It's dangerous to go alone take this cheat code.

[Rosexøxø]

A plate stacked with well-cooked taquitos!

You can accept any bad news with those in hand. So therefore you can handle any battle with anything and any dangerous situation with such godly ingredients and powers!

[CrazyGirl2]

If he knows how to use a handgun then take the biggest semi-auto shown in the picture. If he does not know how to use a handgun, then the revolver, because they never jam!

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Cellphone, to call for help in case trouble arises.

[thegreenyogi]

A hammer.

[Still-alive]

He actually does get a hammer in most games lol

[thegreenyogi]

Lol!! I totally went with instincts since its what I'd do.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Chainsaw

[electromagnetic]

Foam brick.

[Wiredone]

My tear gas/ pepper spray gun

[OddBeMe]

Five dollars and get me a pack of luckies.

[LaurenM1997]

Machete

[Likes2drive]

Stun gun