Any rhymes for Columbus Day?

[Daniela1982]

Here's mine:

In fourteen hundred and ninety-two Columbus sailed the galley
He roamed the street in his bare feet and pissed in every alley
All night long, from midnight on! (chorus)

He went to Queen Isabell to ask for ships and cargo
He swore by the head of his big cock he'd bring her back Chicago
All night long, from midnight on!

With forty men and three small ships he sailed the broad Atlantic
And while offshore they spied a whore and all the men grew frantic
All night long, from midnight on!

All the men jumped overboard, pulled off their shirts and collars
In fifteen minutes that gad dammed whore made a million dollars
All night long, from midnight on!

Columbus had a cabin boy, he loved him like a brother
and every night down in their bunks they corn-hole one another
All night long, from midnight on!

That cabin boy, that cabin boy, that dad gam little snipper!
He lined his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper,
All night long, from midnight on!

And the rest is history!

[exitseven]

I do not know where you find this stuff. we did not learn this in 3rd grade.

[Daniela1982]

🤔😅🤣😂

[Massageman]

Columbus Day - what the hey: no mail or garbage pick up today.

[Massageman]

In 14 hundred and 92, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. (I can't remember the rest).

[Malwi93]

Columbus Day, nothing to celebrate/natives murdered, let's honor their fate

[Daniela1982]

It wasn't Columbus who did that but the Spanish Conquistadors looking for gold. Columbus was just looking for a new world.

[Malwi93]

yeah thats the downside of that event

[Likes2drive]

Hey Mr. Columbus turn the ship around. There’s no Land around. You’re such a clown turn the ship around.

[NathanDavis]

well, that was a twist...

[Daniela1982]

By the name of Oliver.