Are all male bass players and drummers virgins and bachelors?

We all know that frontmen and guitarists (lead AND rhythm) get action and attention from women. Hell, even pianists/keyboardists despite sitting in their chairs, get chicks.

Women disregard and are repulsed by the sounds (and looks) of bassists and drummers, which is why they both never get ladies.

Are all male bass players and drummers virgins and bachelors?
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