Guys, what would you do if you found out your girlfriend was secretly a terminator?

[Skyros]

[MisterWack]

So…. I’m going with the assumption she isn’t going to terminate me since we would’ve went on multiple dates with multiple possibilities to kill me & we “fell in love”…

If I found it she was a terminator I’d just stay out of her way and make sure I have witnesses keeping track of my movements 24/7 just in case she shapeshifted into me to commit crimes / cloned my voice to damage things.

[SuchSightsToShowYou]

Okay, several questions come to mind:

1. Am I the person she's trying to kill?

2. Is she genuinely interested in me, or is she pretending to like me for reasons having to do with her mission?

3. Does she talk in that weird terminator momotone?

4. Do her boobs feel like actual human boobs, or are they made of super-hard metal covered in flesh?

[exitseven]

It would be hot, especially if it is the one that can turn into liquid metal.

[DrPepper12]

WINNER! 🙌🏻🏆

[beefcakebradybatson]

I wouldn't date AHnold !!!11

[exitseven]

@beefcakebradybatson did you see Terminator 3?

[beefcakebradybatson]

I didn't see ANY "Terminator" flick, exitseven !!!

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I think I should go to ER, because such delusional ideas are really not part of my usual thinking routine

[MicahRaine]

"You too?" LOL

But seriously. . . gosh I don't know. Tell her I found out and I don't mind (and pls don't kill me)?

[genericname85]

If she was a terminator, she wouldn't have an excuse to have me do the work during sex. She can just charge.

[McLlovin]

Welp i guess we’re getting married because break up would be very very bad lol

[LiamJHayden]

Probably end up six feet under unless was reprogrammed to be good one.

[kaucky1]

Sometimes interacting with what's seen on tv can be dangerous

[DrPepper12]

NARRATOR: "In fact, that's how all the MAGAs passed the time..."

[strateguy632]

It would excite me! That is hot!

[Anonymous]

Stop pulling out

[Gospeedracer]

Get her robbing banks for me.

[Joshua_H_1010011001]

Isn't this all women anyway... 😂🤣

[DrPepper12]

Send her to work while I sit home

[Dargil]

I think my ex is.

[Juxtapose]

I'd ask her to help train me.

[RingOfFire]

Aren't they all?

[Anonymous]

I would be very surprised.

[Jmmmfi4]

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