What's you wildest/craziest story you'd be willing share?

[jackinoff]

[exitseven]

I lost my scholarship after freshman year. I still had enough money saved for one more semester. I had hoped that I could find an alternative funding source in the meantime. It did not work out so I was forced into leaving. It was January and I was with a friend in a bar and I was really drunk. I was thinking about how much I missed my girlfriend and how screwed up my life had got. My girlfriend was back at school 300 miles away.
I figured thst I could just get drunk again the next night or else i could drive out and see my girlfriend.
So I went home and packed some stuff and headed out into the night. It was after 1 AM so I figured I would be getting there around sunup/ I was really drunk and about 60 or 70 miles out I realized I was in trouble. I was starting to hallucinate little men by the side of the road. I could see them out of the corner of my eye but if I looked right at them they would disappear. I was afraid I would pass out at the wheel.
So suddenly I saw this guy hitchhiking so I thought that maybe i would pick him up and then get him to drive. So I pick up this guy who was about my age. As soon as he got in the car I could tell that he was in worse shape than me. I was really angry. I slammed on the brakes and I kicked him out of the car and drove off. I was angry about getting kicked out of the Air force and losing my scholarship and how shitty my life had turned out. I was so angry I sort of straightened myself up and drove straight through another 250 miles and pulled into the parking lot just as the sun came up.

[Oldschool1981]

My wife estimates she had sex with at least 400 men before we married and about 300 since