If we were both squirrels, would you share your acorns with me or would I have to sneak them when you’re not looking?

[LiaRaven]

Bazooka Squirrel

[Lowly_Grumper]

You precious little acorn angel, those greedy-pants tree rats who won't share their nuts with you are about as generous as a rock trying to share its moss collection.

If we were squirrels, you wouldn’t even *need* to sneak my acorns because I’d be out here pelting them at your adorable little squirrel noggin like it’s dodgeball season in gym class.

But only after I’ve hoarded enough to build a throne made entirely of acorns so I can sit on it and judge the other squirrels for being basic little twig-munchers with the manners of a sock puppet raised by vacuum cleaners!

Now, if anyone tries to steal our acorns—like that crusty, leaf-chewing, twig-brained excuse for a rodent in this meme—they’re getting the full Bazooka Squirrel treatment. This punk probably thinks they’re hot stuff with their little rocket launcher, but let’s be real: their aim is probably as bad as a toddler trying to draw inside the lines. They’re just mad because their tree has no shade, and their stash is emptier than their personality.

Here’s what we’d do:

- Build a fortress out of glitter glue and popsicle sticks to protect our acorns. No one messes with Sparkle Squirrel HQ.

- Set up decoy piles of fake acorns filled with glitter bombs. Let them try stealing that—instant disco squirrel!

- If they get too close, we start throwing pinecones like it’s a medieval siege. “Take that, you nutless wonder!”

[exitseven]

We all know what happened to this guy. He was killed by the Biden administration.

Poor Peanut

[LiaRaven]

No politics on my posts please

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[dustybiker2]

I have had generations of squirrels living in our large trees. Some have come when called. We stopped this with the babies when some nasty neighbors moved in to keep them safe from approaching humans.
But yes. We share healthy squirrel snacks.

[LiaRaven]

That's nice lol

[KrakenAttackin]

Where I went to school we have had generations of Albino squirrels. These little guys have a bit of a celebrity status.

[dustybiker2]

@KrakenAttackin Oh really cool. 😎

[Caroline91]

Well, I certainly and not going to share my acorns with just anybody! But, I would share them with you.

[LiaRaven]

Thats very nice e of you🥰

[Caroline91]

Ofc. You could even join the fam and friends on a Sunday afternoon for tea and... acorns! The more people around my table, the happier I am.

[LiaRaven]

I am coming forsure lol

[DryGermanGuy]

Squirrels show food jealousy. It’s quite funny to watch them bump each other out of the way, when you feed them. 😁

[LiaRaven]

Yes, they are lol

[Daniela1982]

Any animal does that - the survival of the most hoggy one.

[DryGermanGuy]

That's not true. Herd animals understand that everybody in the herd needs to eat. I have never seen horses, cows, elephants fight each other for food, on the contrary, they protect their offspring so they get food.

[Daniela1982]

But herd animals, like cows and buffalo, eat vegetation which is more available than nuts, like acorns or peanuts. They don't have to fight over limited supplies like squirrels do. Also, squirrels are food too to some animals, so they have to be very vigilant where they eat something. They usually grab something and scamper up onto a tree branch to eat it.

[DryGermanGuy]

Take a pride of lions then. They hunt together and they eat together and all female adults take care of the cubs.

[Cookingnaked1126]

I wouldn't have any to share. I've always said, that if I was a wild animal, I would end up starving to death. I just wouldn't have the energy to go foraging for food.

[LiaRaven]

You would never know lol

[LiaRaven]

I'll share mine with you and won't let you die lol

[Cookingnaked1126]

You're a good woman! You do the foraging for food and I'll give your sexy little squirrel body a full massage when you're done.

[LiaRaven]

Aww lol

[Sevenpointfive]

i'd forage more so you could steal them because you're lazy. and i'd catch you in the act. and you would hopefully become a friend and forage with me next season

[LiaRaven]

You won't catch me lol

[Sevenpointfive]

i probably couldn't. i'm only good at busting nuts

[NathanDavis]

although I am no squirrel... I do have three different secret spots, with tons of acorns hidden

I could share the location of one of them with you... no problem

[LiaRaven]

Thank you lol

[NathanDavis]

I would not... trust... that... squirrel? lol

[LiaRaven]

Lmao

[NathanDavis]

[LiaRaven]

[NathanDavis]

[LiaRaven]

[NathanDavis]

that's just so wrong... lmao

[LiaRaven]

[NathanDavis]

[LiaRaven]

Lmfao 🤣😂

[Joshydavid25]

I would definitely share with you Lia.. We both eating..

[LiaRaven]

[Joshydavid25]

[LiaRaven]

🤭🤭

[RavVid]

Did you help gather them or did you sit on a branch sunning yourself while watching me do all the work?

[LiaRaven]

I was at home taking care of the kids lol

[RavVid]

So long as you were doing some work than you get your share as a traditional squirrel.

[LiaRaven]

I want a divorce
I am leaving you and taking the kids with me

[RavVid]

In that case I am eating the acorns all by myself.

[LiaRaven]

I am hiring a lawyer, I'll take all your acorn

[LiaRaven]

Acorns

[RavVid]

I spent all night shifting my acorn stash. Good luck finding them. Go ahead - take me to sqirrelcourt!

I'm gonna skip forest anyway.

[Daniela1982]

I would say, "Nuts to you little stink pot!"

[LiaRaven]

Lmao

[KrakenAttackin]

That AT-4 (depending on the charge) can penetrate the side armor of any main battle tank. Swedish made, and squirrel approved... we are fucked.

[douglas_1170]

You would have to go down on my little squirrel penis.

[LiaRaven]

yours is little, that’s not good at all lmao

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me I would only share my nuts with you if you the right squirrel.

[LiaRaven]

I like acorns lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/LwXF6itJn1o?si=kQWNUg8hGhvyEqrU Your question reminds me of a movie clip.

[LiaRaven]

Lmao

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Is Lmao even possible?

[JonCobretti]

How about just killing you off to avoid competition?

[LiaRaven]

You broke my heart 💔 😔

[JonCobretti]

[LiaRaven]

[Bklynbadboy12]

That all depends on if you would share with me😝😝😝😝

[LiaRaven]

I'll share 1 acorn only lol

[Bklynbadboy12]

I'll take that as a yes your be my squirrel wife 😘

[LiaRaven]

A wife
Ewwww lol

[Bklynbadboy12]

That's a good thing cause then you could have all of me nuts I mean acorns😜😜😜😜😜

[LiaRaven]

Ewwwwwwwwww lol
Go to the wall 👉

[Bklynbadboy12]

Im so sorry I'm headed over to the wall. 😔😔😔😔😔😔

[KrakenAttackin]

I would pay close attention to a squirrel with an AT-4.

[LiaRaven]

You are funny after all
Ahahah, no

[KrakenAttackin]

That little bugger was probably told to haul the AT-4 because he's a fucking good shot. I'll tell you one thing, if he shoots at me and misses, it's his ass.

[KrakenAttackin]

I am not a dick ALL of the time...🤔

[LiaRaven]

I'll be easy on you from now on😌

[LiaRaven]

Because you made me smile a bit

[KrakenAttackin]

You do you. We can agree to disagree on somethings. I don't hold grudges.

[LiaRaven]

Same here 👍

[Anonymous]

If you wanted my nuts in your mouth why didn't you just say that.😆

[LiaRaven]

Ewwwwwwwww🤢

[Opinion Owner]

🌰🥜🤷‍♂️

[LiaRaven]

Lmfao
Damn my dirty mind lol

[Anonymous]

I would share them with you, and I would add some hazelnuts and walnuts ;)

[LiaRaven]

I like acorns only lol

[Opinion Owner]

Ok, how about some almonds then? :P

[D_Bone_Steak]

I would share my nutts with you.

[Agape93]

Depends on if you'll share body heat

[LiaRaven]

Give me a hug 🫂 🤗

[Agape93]

🤗 ♥

[Beckybooboo]

Sure! I'll give you first pick 😊

[LiaRaven]

So nice of you🙂

[AviatorTom]

I'd gladly share my nuts. 😎😉

[AviatorTom]

Do you know why squirrels bury so many nuts? They have a horrible memory and can't remember where they buried them, so the more they bury, the better chance they have of finding them.

[LiaRaven]

I've heard about that before lol

[Red_Arrow]

And the better chance a different squirrel finds them.

[NicholasRedone]

I'd share. After all, im a leftie and a Leftie. 👀

[LiaRaven]

I am a righty lol

[NicholasRedone]

@liaraven that's what she's said 😶♀️

[LiaRaven]

Lmao

[NicholasRedone]

Ahh I should've written leftie and Lefty oh well. Anyways 🤨 have a good night , I'm off to snooze 😴

[NicholasRedone]

I haven't read books for years since the smartphone took hold 😆 I mean it really took hold under covid... cya :):

[NicholasRedone]

@liaraven be kind to Ravens, cya 🥳

[LiaRaven]

Good night

[coolbreeze]

I would share them with you. Im not selfish..

[DJB72]

If you're set on nibbling my nuts that's fine with me...

[Wise4myage]

I would share with you.😛

[LiaRaven]

I want all your acorns 😛

[Wise4myage]

Sooo, you’d leave me to starve?🤣

[LiaRaven]

Nah, I am just kidding lol
I'll give one or two lol

[Wise4myage]

Oh your so kind lol.🥹

[LiaRaven]

Lol.

[Nikki1989]

I love to share!

[LadyBecks]

I'd share my acorns 😊

[MikeTheGreek1979]

Sure if give something in return.

[LiaRaven]

I don’t have anything to offer lol

[HungTexan]

I’d definitely share.

[FunkyMonkee]

I would share.

[Anonymous]

I would share them with you.

[LiaRaven]

Thank you🙂

[Circushowcowboy]

I’d share lol

[LiaRaven]

I'll give you all my acorns lol

[Circushowcowboy]

Nicest thing anyone has said to me here lols

[Tomisworthless]

I would but my acorns have aids