How long do you think I can walk around before I get stopped by ICE?

[Anonymous]

Maybe I look white enough 😂

As we all know Miami is a gold mine for illegal immigrants, how long can my tan ass walk around without getting stopped 🤔

[BadApple69]

Are you committing crimes or are you a criminal? If not you are safe. If you’re a criminal then I would say your name and location is already on a list and your days are numbered.

[Asker]

The only crime I'm breaking is blinding traffic with my sexy ass 😂

[Asker]

I'm American tho, I was born here, documented and everything, I'm just trolling lol

[BadApple69]

Trolling is a deportable offense! You are so out of here!! lol

[Asker]

The cherry on top will be when they see I was born here and never been to any other country and my passport has been expired since I was no more than 2 years old, my passport photo is legit baby me 😂

[Asker]

They will be like wtf do we do with this mf 😂

[Dongie]

You may get stopped but I don't think they would take you.

[Asker]

There's no country to take me too, they would ship me out and the plane would do a U turn right back to the US 😂

[Dongie]

😂😂🤓

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I don't think you're getting stopped unless you're illegal and committed a crime.

[Asker]

I heard of some legals getting taken, not deported but taken, on some arrest now ask questions later shit, Im asking about just getting stopped and questioned, I got my out of deportation pass on me 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Just flash them ur white butt and say "Is this gringo enough for you?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Asker]

My butt isn't white 😂

I can show them my tan butt although they would just lock my tan ass for public nudity lol

[douride2]

Best behave yourself. Stanger things have happened.

[Asker]

I don't know where they would send me, I can't say I'm not curious lol

[Miah06]

I'm joining ice just to deport you, after i quit.

[Asker]

Deport me where? 😂

[Miah06]

I'm sending you to antartica

[Asker]

Do you really want me and a bunch of unknown and undiscovered organisms within a 1 mile radius to each other, I'm looking out for your safety now 😌

[Miah06]

Fine I'm deporting you to mars

[Asker]

Cool, martian army 😌

[Miah06]

Forget it. You can stay *mumbles* always gotta be all violent and what not ruining all my fun

[Asker]

I wasn't gonna use violence, I'll just have the martians create a tickle gun that will keep you in a tickle state forever 😈

[Miah06]

No thank you

[Asker]

No deporting it is then 😌

[Miah06]

Nope you are going to stay

[Asker]

Cool 😊

[Miah06]

Shut up

[Asker]

🤐😇🤐