If socks could talk, what would they say about their life in the laundry?

LiaRaven

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If socks could talk, what would they say about their life in the laundry?

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DishLady Follow
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Move over... stop stepping on me... man, you smell so bad... what do you mean it's not you? When's this woman doing the laundry? I'd rather be in spin cycle than smelling you one more sec...

(I don't wear socks, but if my son's socks could talk... That's what they're saying for sure before they hit the dryer.)

Post-Dryer? "Look at meeee! I feel pretty!"

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Thank you
  Very funny lmao
  
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- DishLady
  
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  ;)
  
  Funny you asked too bc I was putting all his gym socks in the dryer earlier.
  
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- LiaRaven
  
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  Don't lose them lol
  
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- DishLady
  
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  No, but there are always an uneven number when I put them in the washer -- I think he loses one or two of them at the gym.
  
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- LiaRaven
  
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  Gotcha lol
  
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MisterWack Follow
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Gym socks would be begging for a cleaning or be so desensitized by the smell they wouldn’t be able to tell a thing let alone want a ‘bath’. Maybe they’d have an athletic cocky type of personality too I don't know.
Normal socks would use a ‘buddy system’ for sure lmao. They’d probably like to feel clean & look beautiful as the day they were manufactured.
I could think of more, though I think I made whoever reads this suffer enough.

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Lmao 🤣
  
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- MisterWack
  
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  @liaraven 👍
  
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Kabluie Follow
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I had a fun pair of boba panda pink socks that shrank too much, so only my girlfriend can wear them now lol. Probably would say why wasn't i dried gentle? It's rare I use warm wash or non-gentle dryer settings. Socks usually should be cold wash and gentle or hang dry.

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- LiaRaven
  
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  That's funny lol
  
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FreyaRed Follow
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I think my laundry machine is a sock eating monster. There is always at least one sock without buddy after laundry

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  There is socks portal in your dryer lol
  
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MemeSupreme Follow
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nothing

they get waterboarded every time they're in the laundry, so they stay obedient and quiet

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Haha
  
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Joshydavid25 Follow
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🤢

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  Lmfaooooo
  
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NathanDavis Follow
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" Jack, Jack, JACK!!! "

- Don't Let Go ROSE!!! -

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Please, don't mention the forbidden name lmfaooooo
  
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- u
  
  NathanDavis
  
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  Aaron Rodgers... say it three times
  
  and he'll sign up for, and ruin your favorite team...
  
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- LiaRaven
  
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  Damn, so it's real the Aaron Rodgers thing lol
  
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D_Bone_Steak Follow
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My collection of baby socks has a lot of stories to tell. See, I nutt in women or in some toilet paper, but I used them to catch the leftovers that drip out. It's better than having it drain down my leg and all over the inside of my boxers. You know how painful it is to walk around with dried nutt in your leg hairs?
... Oh, pink account... maybe not.

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Wtf👹
  
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Finchie40 Follow
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My partner does t love me , they keep disappearing lol

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Lmao 😂
  
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LadyBecks Follow
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"Remember the buddy system" - that cracks me up! 😂

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Lmao 🤣
  
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andreasderjuengere Follow
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Picking up the humour:
I expect that...
- the male socks will just get over with the laundry,
and
- the female socks will speak about anything from Adam and Eve to the final days of the universe.

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DrPepper12 Follow
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Why can't he just use tissues to clean up? Do I LOOK like a condom?

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  Lmao
  
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call_me_scar Follow
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That I work them to the fabric on days I work and my days off work they don't see me

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Lollll
  
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Likes2drive Follow
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My socks always find a place to hide so one always tries to escape but I usually find the little bugger before making the final escape

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Caroline91 Follow
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Oh god, we've lost another one!!

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Hilarious lmao 😂
  
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- MisterWack
  
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  o7 🧦💐
  
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KITEinStorm Follow
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"I need rhinoplasty. "

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Lmao
  
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- KITEinStorm
  
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  I found a new one:
  pink sock: I think I'm pregnant.
  Blue sock: Don't be ridiculous, I was in a shoe when I stepped on your foot.
  :-))
  
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- LiaRaven
  
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  Lmfaooooo
  
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Billlewis Follow
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‘I like being on her feet better’

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Lmfao
  
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- Billlewis
  
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  Either that or, ‘Aren’t you tired of her taking us off every time her simp comes over to give her a pedicure before her dates?’
  
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- LiaRaven
  
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  Bhahahahaha
  
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Valdemort Follow
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This socks.

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Lollll
  
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MikeRJ Follow
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"It's hot and dizzy in there."

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Good one lol
  
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Awantika03 Follow
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The people can not stand without us 😂

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- LiaRaven
  
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  😂🤣
  
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exitseven Follow
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Stay away from the edge of the tub.

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Anonymous
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Why does that dude jizz on me 30 times before putting me through the laundry.

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BlueJeanBaby1994 Follow
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It ‘s dark and hot in here.

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Caroline005 Follow
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I came off her foot with dream look on them.

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I have vertigo

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