What are these dots on the map?

[purplepoppy]

Here's a map which was published today in a British tabloid. As you can see they are all around the coastline. But can you guess what they mark.

Shark attack sites over the past ten years

Illegal migrant entry points

Nudist beaches

Places children have been fined for building sandcastles

Places people have been hospitalised by seagulls

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Correct answer is nudist beaches.

[AviatorTom]

That's definitely the UK, and all the dots are along the coast...

There can't be that many shark attacks or illegal entry points, and UK coastline isn't conducive to beaches, let alone nudist beaches (water is cold). It could be illegal to build sandcastles, but I doubt that law would be enforced so much, so...

My guess is seagull attacks!

[Staximus]

That's what I thought

[purplepoppy]

Actually we do get shark attacks, mostly on divers but one guy had his kayak attacked by a mako near me. there's lots of sandy beaches and the seas warm enough for swimming from June to November. As for seagulls they just steal your food.

[Staximus]

November swimming in the ocean in the UK? Are you a polar bear?

[purplepoppy]

Water temperature is usually between 12 to 14°C in November. So not what you'd call cold.

[Staximus]

You're crazy, you can get hypothermia in 14° C water in 30 to 60 minutes

[Staximus]

Are you sure about that water temp Poppy? The ocean here in Southern California is 14 C right now

[Staximus]

57 or 58 degrees F right now

[purplepoppy]

Yes, I keep an eye on it. About 8-9°C now

[Douglas1180]

All the British influencers on GaG who like to harass and make fun of Americans.

Bonus if you report them for retaliating with fake jerk-off and tranny accounts.

[FreyaRed]

Hmmmm... Tabloid... I think it was nudist beaches. Sex sells and tabloids are precursors of sensation streamers

[Jessie006]

Nudist beaches? I've been to most of them in the south and in Wales 😂

[AyChingao]

It's the seagulls. They're fighting back after years of insensitive passersby tossing them Alka Seltzer tabs.

[NoDecision]

Places that still have unexploded bombs from WWII?

[Sunrising]

Are we allowed to cheat?

Ok then, I know the answer anyway! Nudist Colonies! People are going to these areas to save on buying clothes, and living on the Beaches.

[Paige90]

They haven't been called colonies since the 60s!

[Sunrising]

@Paige90 it's a case of history repeating itself I think!

[CaptainSmartass]

It's probably the sandcastle thing. The regime are anti-fun and anti-traditional.

Simples...

[DrPepper12]

You Brits will get naked for a 28° day at the beach.

[NathanDavis]

people who still believe it's coming home...

[red-lipstick-girl]

I think it is an immigrant entry, I am sure the others are not.

[Anonymous]

Most of those places are near the sea, so I voted A.

[OddBeMe]

I chose illegals because that’s in the news…still don’t know why.
BUT…this map looks just like the WW2 map of radar stations. Double bluffed you.

[Stevepro68]

Last sightings of Megan markle

[Wiredone]

I hope it's nudist beaches

[Lynx122]

Where they release sewage into the ocean.

[Sunrising]

A good answer, but apparently the Celtic People ie Wales, like the 'open air', and this is reflected on the map!

[Peggee4U]

Scotland is NOT the best location for a nudist beach

[stratford]

Coastal dogging sites probably

[stratford]

Nudist beaches are fun in the right context. Most of the time the wind is blowing and it's freezing cold, which my naked block and tackle don't appreciate.

[Likes2drive]

Nudist beaches seems likely

[Kelly6]

@purplepoppy shark attack

[SaoirseS]

I’m going with seagull attacks.

[SaoirseS]

Interesting.

[NicholasRedone]

Illegal entry points I'd guess ☹️ 🙁

[NicholasRedone]

@purplepoppy I was tempted to say that as an answer originally believe me or not

[Iron_Man]

shark attacks

[bralesswonder]

Can't be shark attacks... I have no idea