Imagine an adult Easter egg hunt. What’s in the eggs?

[7Phoenix7]

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What do you imagine being in the eggs?

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Unrealistic? Good... keep going. lol

[NoDecision]

Someone I'm sure mentioned alcohol inside those eggs. I remember once they had liqueur filled eggs. Making a chocolate Easter egg with alcohol inside is harder than you think. The chocolate has to have certain ingredients or else the alcohol can melt the chocolate over time. And you definitely don't want to keep them in your pocket. I imagine if you eat a lot of eggs you can get a bit tipsy too. Can you imagine having not only a raise in blood alcohol but also a big sugar high? You definitely don't want diabetics getting ahold of those eggs. 🤪🥂

[7Phoenix7]

When I was working at a fancy assisted living facility... basically a huge ass mansion lol there was one resident who always ordered liquor filled chocolates.

He knew he wasn't supposed to have them but we couldn't tell him anything haha

[Emii_Urashima]

This reminds me of vending machines we have here that sell used women's panties in a plastic egg. I always thought that was so ridiculous!

[7Phoenix7]

Yes i heard about this particular vending machine, in Japan. I found it hard to believe!

[AviatorTom]

In the US, they were called L'Eggs. One pair of pantyhose' in each egg, about twice the size of a chicken egg, closer to the size of an ostrich egg.

[7Phoenix7]

@AviatorTom you mean this vending machine was in the US somewhere as well? Lol

[DrPepper12]

Yes. USA used to have them in 70s n 80s.

[7Phoenix7]

@DrPepper12 wow lol I had no idea

[Emii_Urashima]

I just looked this up and the American YouTube has videos of tourists buying used girl's panties from vending machines here in Japan.

[7Phoenix7]

Crazy

[SmokesTheScrapper]

I already did something like that. Chocokate eggs where all hidden throughout an ENTIRE forest. Some contained alcohol too. You could just join the event, get a basket there and hunt for those eggs. Sometimes they hid rare prices of a worth more than €100. I never cared though. Getting free 5kg of chocolate was already pretty good. A car would be awesome though.

[7Phoenix7]

Sounds fun

[WhiteSteve]

Nips

[Kingofkings1992]

Damn. You stole my idea fucker

[7Phoenix7]

LOL I don't know why I hadn't thought of it

[NoDecision]

Must be ostrich eggs o fit those in.

[WhiteSteve]

@NoDecision haha, they’re just the little shot-sized ones…but I think you’re right, you’d need oversized eggs to put them in

[WhiteSteve]

@Kingofkings1992 you don’t have to beat me to the idea. You just have to beat me to the nips.

[WhiteSteve]

I figured it was The Golden Hour and the lighting was just perfect for cat photography, so you just weren’t thinking clearly about it🤷‍♂️

[NoDecision]

You could always come up with beer flavored nipples. 😅

[DryGermanGuy]

There is this joke about bad drivers - that they have found their license in an Easter egg. :-D

[7Phoenix7]

😂😂 never heard that one

[DryGermanGuy]

It might be a German language thing...

[Valdemort]

Same for vending machines in the Netherlands, lol

[NoDecision]

@DryGermanGuy I thought it was in a Cracker Jacks box, seeing as they have these little surprises in every box?

[DryGermanGuy]

@NoDecision
We don’t have Cracker Jacks here, so a joke based on that wouldn’t work. 🙂

[molonski2]

Adults?
I think it's a mixture keeping things exciting

Sex toys / Money / booze.. other such items ,
A stripper in a giant exoctic egg.

[7Phoenix7]

Oh yes 🙃

[katiesmuff]

For me I'm hoping it to be those cream filled chocolate eggs!

[7Phoenix7]

Haha nice

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Adult? The receipt mentioning the price of all those eggs, of course !

[7Phoenix7]

Oop lmao

[sage2021]

Gold 🪙 and silver in case the stock market crashes.

[7Phoenix7]

Lol good one

[Joshydavid25]

Let's be honest.. It'll be something tame most of the time... Socks, some gift cards, little jewelry like earrings, some "adult" candy.. Lmao..

[7Phoenix7]

Lmaoo @Socks 😂

But ur right hahaha

[7Phoenix7]

Oops i had no idea socks was an actual gag user

[Joshydavid25]

😂😂.. Socks is a real user..

[7Phoenix7]

Good thing she's inactive 😁 lol

[AviatorTom]

To help with the high cost of eggs, inside each plastic egg should be a real egg.

[7Phoenix7]

Seriously yea hahaha 😆

[Phoenix98]

That's so boring.. instead arm everyone with BB guns and while hunting for eggs you have to hunt each other and steal peoples eggs.

[7Phoenix7]

BB guns? Ouch LOL what about paint guns?

[Phoenix98]

Gonna be honest with you they hurt just as much and they are a lot messier.. Plus you know you can shoot plastic BBs they don't don't have to be metal.

[7Phoenix7]

It does sound fun 😁 lol

[Phoenix98]

Mhmm.

[mrkdvsn]

An old pantyhose commercial comes to mind. "Our Leggs fit your legs, they hug you, they hold you, they never let you go"

[mrkdvsn]

...(the product container being in the shape of an egg)

[7Phoenix7]

I see lol

[Ironco]

Hopefully it would be extra time... the older I get that's all I wish for.

Just saying...

[7Phoenix7]

Aww 🙂

[Babebytheshore85]

I haven't been to an Easter egg hunt since I was a kid. I sure miss it.

[Babebytheshore85]

To answer your question: jelly beans and Hershey kisses

[7Phoenix7]

Ew jelly beans lol

[Babebytheshore85]

Girl what!! @7Phoenix7 lol jelly beans are the bomb. Get the Starburst flavor

[Bklynbadboy12]

We do that on my family a lot we put money in the eggs and we hide little bottle of liquor too gift cards it hella fun

[7Phoenix7]

Loll I bet

[Anonymous]

These

[7Phoenix7]

Yea lol that little blue bottle of gin brings me back to specific memories

[Opinion Owner]

I need to get those

[Miah06]

Chocolate. Might be grown but still like the chocolate

[7Phoenix7]

Loll yes

[Lisaasker]

Well I would try like money or small candy or peanuts.

[Ali_roller]

Alcohol and depends maybe edibles which are pretty good so wouldn’t doubt it 😌👌

[7Phoenix7]

Sure lol

[loverguy123123123]

Well that depends on the adults. One could be shots of vodka and whiskey among other things.

[clampfan101]

Honestly I’d be fine with sticking to chocolate. lol

[Simslover92]

Money Money Money! Money! Lol

[7Phoenix7]

[Simslover92]

Haha cute

[SteveSmith1985]

Magic mushrooms. For sure.

[Kingofkings1992]

Lol.

[7Phoenix7]

I'm scared of those 😅. The Easter egg hunt might turn into an Alice In Wonderland situation hahaha

[Kingofkings1992]

@7Phoenix7 they’re actually very medicinal. They show great potential with helping PTSD and defeating addiction as well.

[SteveSmith1985]

@Kingofkings1992 @7Phoenix7

It's wise to be careful. They can give you PTSD too. 🧙‍♂️

[strateguy632]

Chocolate is fine!

[7Phoenix7]

Only over strawberries for me lol or fresh baked chocolate chip cookies

[TonyMetal___86]

A sweet humble girl for marriage 😂😂

[7Phoenix7]

See and she could probably fit in one of those eggs in the second pic lol 😆

[TonyMetal___86]

😂👍🏻

[andreasderjuengere]

Bend down to get the egg, and find out :D

[7Phoenix7]

Lmao

[Professor-college]

Money... And perhaps other gift certificates

[DrPepper12]

Cash, edibles, car keys, tickets, jewelry,

[7Phoenix7]

Car keys 🔑 👍

[Jay-_-]

Money for sure, if not money... Pills 💊.

[Jay-_-]

Multivitamin pills... Lol

[7Phoenix7]

Righttt... multivitamin...

[Jay-_-]

[Jennz6]

Something naughty?

[7Phoenix7]

Like what?

[Jennz6]

@7Phoenix7
I’m not sure but it would be better

[7Phoenix7]

a rabbit? Not the Easter one lol

[Jennz6]

@7Phoenix7
Sorry, naughty isn’t right for Easter 🐣

[7Phoenix7]

@goodgirlJenn

[Jennz6]

@7Phoenix7
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[Paige90]

Lube

[7Phoenix7]

Lube in one egg, condom in another

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Individually wrapped prune

[7Phoenix7]

You like those? Lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Yeah. ☺️

[KittygosMeoWW]

Money, twisted tea, and blunts

[7Phoenix7]

Fr haha lol

[KittygosMeoWW]

I’m babysitting and watching my kids rn lol it’s so much

[7Phoenix7]

Lol I bet they had way too much fun

[KittygosMeoWW]

Way too much fun. I’d be surprised if they didn’t end up with silver teeth.

[Staximus]

Weed, little shot bottles of booze

[7Phoenix7]

Yea lol

[blondfrog]

It would be money inside the eggs lol.

[7Phoenix7]

How much we talking?

[blondfrog]

Chum change of course. Maybe a 20 bill at the most.

[7Phoenix7]

Haha lol

[Anonymous]

Maybe chocolate?

[7Phoenix7]

Covered strawberries 🍓

[Opinion Owner]

I agree 😋

[slatyb]

Adults, what else?

[7Phoenix7]

Lol something to eat

[trumpetplayerforlife]

Alcohol or money

[7Phoenix7]

💸 definitely

[Anonymous]

Women's used panties?

[7Phoenix7]

Is that a question? Lol

[Opinion Owner]

@7phoenix7 no, just my dream to find used panties inside the eggs and... them

[V1ka5h]

Condoms and lubes

[Godihateyou]

Minnie same liquor bottles and IOU sex coupons

[ABC1x1x]

Bitcoin and same liquor bottles

[AydenHazor]

Money or nips lol

[7Phoenix7]

Yep lol

[Anonymous]

Condoms

Girls phone numbers

[karate_renee]

Money