Guys, am I the only one that doesn't get the breast size measurements?

[Anonymous]

Or hip circumference measurements, I just don't understand them, not even the letters make sense, like 3A, one time I went online and added "D" to a number to see how many Ds I can add before I reach a size that doesn't exist, am I suppose to know by seeing them? Do women know by seeing them? Or do they know by the bras they buy? Now pants, don't even get me started on the pants measurements, I know how to measure them but can't guess for shit

[Sirenboobzilla]

Bra size are easy. I'll use mine as an example, 34F. The number is the band size. You get that by measuring from under your boobs all the way around your back. For me, that number is 33 inches, but tit always round UP to an even number, which would be 34. Next you measure the widest part of the boob, which is usually at the nipple, all the way around your back. For me that number is 39.5, but remember we always round up which gives me 40 inches. There's a 6 inch difference. Each inch is a cup size i. e 6=F this 34F

[Asker]

So not only is it not possible to guess but it's a whole math equation just to get the size 🫠😂

[Sirenboobzilla]

You'd be surprised at how many people will accurately, or come eerily close guessing my size.

[Asker]

Does that mean it's a easily guessable size?

[Sirenboobzilla]

It can be. See enough of them and you can usually make a decent guess

[Asker]

I guess it you see enough of them and study the measurements enough lol

[alice55]

What are you confused about it's all very simple xD

For bra you need to measure just under the breast and the around the breast and the different of cm / inches give you the cup, the bigger the difference the bigger the cup.

Hips measurement is taken to the biggest size of your hips

[Asker]

None of this actually makes sense to me, how can you know the sizes without measuring tho? 😂

[alice55]

You need a meters to measure it,

You measure with this you just enroll it around your body

[Asker]

But what if I wanted to buy a surprise gift for a woman and it's a bra or something and I don't wanna ask for their bra size? 😂

[Asker]

Take a lucky guess? 💀

[alice55]

That's pretty much impossible except if you can get to check her bra size without her noticing xD

[BarryLiverstone]

Like with any gift. Keep the receipt and she can always get a refund and get her size

[Asker]

I don't think checking bra size without her noticing sounds possible, maybe a bra isn't the best choice of gift

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Welllllllll it's a strange idea to me to gift a bra to someone you're not intimate with, and if you're intimate with then you know everything you need to know lol

[andreasderjuengere]

I have simplified the size system...

To me they are all size 'W' =

(UU)

... which translates to 'two handful -- (not to be mistaken with 'too handful')

[Asker]

Interesting 😂

[OneViewpoint]

This goes into the category of "questions I've never been plagued by".

[Asker]

Too late, get plagued

[MemeSupreme]

dw we don't get it too LOL

like i've never had issues finding my accurate size for the most part... but A LOT of women do bc our bodies are all different

[Asker]

The momo-ness has spoken 😂

[MemeSupreme]

https://voca.ro/16JUFLvRlVrW
the momo has spoken

[Asker]

What is this monstrosity, and what are you watching 💀

[MemeSupreme]

do you like it

[Asker]

It's so weird, type of weird voodoo you trying to accomplish here 😂

[MemeSupreme]

listen CLOSELY to what's being said

and you will understand my voodo- i mean work of art

[Asker]

Someone should flush all your weed, what is this kazoo shit playing in the background 😂

[MemeSupreme]

here you go
https://youtu.be/jdRCNM2k42o?si=zn9RALlOij5Jyg0e

[Asker]

Why does it seem like you were dying to share this thing 😂

[MemeSupreme]

i made sure you were FORCED to listen...

[Asker]

Did you just find this 😂

[MemeSupreme]

no i found it in like 2017/2018

i got a playlist full of stupid videos like that lol

[Asker]

I'm not even gonna question your momo-ness, I'ma just let you momo away 😂

[Anonymous]

The biggest probably was about 40 inches. I sucked it and stroked it and rub it up against my clit. I took it between my legs a rub myself in a back and forth motion up and down it's length facing my two cousins as they watched playing with themselves, I came again and again. It was so big that I was able to jerk it while it was between my legs like it was my own giant penis I was jerking. Eventually he came and came, must have been a bucket full. I kept stroking it until my cousins came.

[Asker]

Wtf.

[Miah06]

Run chris run😭

[Asker]

Why would you bring me back here 😂

[Miah06]

Idk😭i panicked

[Asker]

So out of panic you thought dragging me with you was a good idea 😂

[Miah06]

Yes. It's your question. You must suffer with me

[Asker]

I'm gonna cut off my leg so you fall alone with my leg 😂

[Miah06]

I'm not holding your leg

[Asker]

Fine it wouldn't matter, I'll cut off your arm then 😂

[Miah06]

I'm like literally just standing here. You chose to be summoned like a little puppy

[Asker]

Nah that's cap, you are hanging off a ledge

[Miah06]

How did we get on a ledge? We really have some confusing adventures 🤔

[Asker]

You tell me, you brought me here 😂

[Miah06]

I'm going home *walks away*

[Asker]

Me first *pushes you out the way*

[Miah06]

Hey! *runs after you* get back here

[Asker]

I'm already there, very slow you are indeed *pats head* 😌

[Miah06]

Measure around your self just under the breast. To get the number. And measure around where the nipples are. Amount of inches that differs is the cup.

[Anonymous]

No, you're not the only one, I don't get them too :P

[Asker]

Glad to see there's others 💀

[Opinion Owner]

Great minds think alike ;)

[Anonymous]

Boob measurements are rarely accurate , it’s ridiculous

[Asker]

Wait you telling me they aren't even accurate? 🫠

[Opinion Owner]

Nope , I’ve never had an accurate one. It’s always been too big or too small.

[Asker]

So your breast size now innacurate as well

[Opinion Owner]

Nope I figured it out basically after trying on tons of bras.

[Asker]

Do they change?

[Opinion Owner]

Boobs?

[Asker]

Yea, do they just require bra shopping constantly or is it a forever thing

[Opinion Owner]

My boobs have stayed the same size for a long time , so I shouldn’t have to change bra sizes hopefully.

[Asker]

Okay so I assume it's like that for everyone

[Opinion Owner]

Probably.

[Asker]

I see, thanks for the help anon lol 😂👍🏼

[Opinion Owner]

No problem 🤣👍🏻