What was the worst Halloween costume you've ever seen or worn yourself?

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Friendlybro79 · Accepted Answer

The worst was an old friend dressed as a Bishop and he had the long robes on. If you brushed up against him he had a inflatable penis under the robe that would become visibly erect. It was probably 24 inch erection. You know... That being the avg male penis size on the internet. And yes it was an inflatable device. He made sure to share that lol. It was funny for one minute and then I'm like man you gotta stop. It's embarrassing.

Zack-Bann · Accepted Answer

I was 11 years old and I thought it would be funny if I dressed like a girl.
It was not.
I ended up stranded on a street in the dead of night wearing a skirt…

Since that day I was thankful every day for being born a man

Fashionista Amy · Accepted Answer

One year, I saw someone dressed up as a "couch potato," literally. They wore a brown outfit with a bunch of fake potato pieces glued on and carried a remote. 😄 It was hilariously lazy yet oddly creative. As for myself, I once tried a DIY costume that resembled a disco ball, and let's just say it was more reflective mess than groovy!

CupcakeTheDestroyer · Answer

It wasn’t “the worst” because of what it was, but more because of how it was interpreted by everyone else. I had a friend who wanted to do a simple costume because we were all in college and broke so he decided to be a crazed doctor. He took a white button-down shirt and stained it with tomato juice splatters to look like blood, some on his mask, and a pair of vinyl gloves to complete the look. This was also a few years after the swine flu break out and everyone thought he was the personification of the swine flu. He was pissed nobody could just take the crazy doctor costume at the surface and had to make it relevant to pop culture.

ilistengood · Answer

Many years ago I had a friend from england he'd only been over here a couple three months working. And when I invited him to go to a Halloween partyI knew he so you didn't have a costume to wear. But he thinks something up
We are both looking for heavy equipment company at the time. We had big rolls of thick, white absorbent pad for soaking up oil spills, and such my friend had taken a length of that, which was just a little bit taller than he was wrapped it around him. Had somebody spray painted big red stain across it, and he would have used tampon, strangely enough. The women pot was hysterical

purplepoppy · Answer

For me it's kids wearing black bin bags. You spend all year telling them not to put plastic bags over their heads then come Halloween you dress them in one.

You can buy proper kids costumes for a few pounds so why you embarrassing your kids with this display of poverty?

Please sir may I have a candy it'll be only meal I'll get this week

CherryLove007 · Answer

I was asked by an old lady in her 70s... who the heck am I dressed as? I was about 9. I told her Punky Brewster and she said well I don't know her and you look silly, ha!

BCRanger10 · Answer

Ha! In 2012, I went to a costume party. My costume consisted of a sombrero, a Bart Simpson mask, a goldilocks wig, some goofy rubber claw gloves, and centurion armor with the red cape.

I won the prize for ugliest costume.

Rei13 · Answer

A guy once dressed up as a panty thief. It was pretty funny but also really bad. He wore so many different pairs covering his whole body. That image is burned into my memory 😭

BeenThereLovedIt · Answer

Priest costume, at a bar. Worst idea ever. I came off creepy as fuck. I'm so glad I didn't include a prop that was part of my original idea- carrying a boy scout handbook :D

MemeSupreme · Answer

idkk why i dont know that like why its something that i never thought about

Xawyx-2 · Answer

I think it's silly when some people think they look like a scary ghost by wearing just sheets.

Shiprex · Answer

Once dressed with friends in cling film and pretended to be mummies

llorando · Answer

g-string. Not sure if it was a dare or a bet, but witnessed once 2 collage guy trick or treating in nothing but g-strings.

Noodle_fan · Answer

A guy attend Halloween party wearing plain t-shirt and pants, he said he dressed up as pizza delivery guy

WonderingManII · Answer

I only wore a white sheet as a kid. Never have done anything else with Halloween costumes.

douride2 · Answer

I once saw a guy wearing costume that looked like a penis.

guesswhereivebeen · Answer

When I was 2 my mom dressed me as a clown… I remember freaking the fuck out because I hated them even then

dragoblack · Answer

It was literally a dude wearing a solid color shirt that said "this is my Halloween costume". no effort, worst costume.

Anonymous · Answer

the clown costumes worn at the No Kings protests

CupOfCoffee6 · Answer

Worst and most disturbing someone thought it be funny to come dress as German world war 2 leader.

Agape93 · Answer

A grown man as a MLP character.

Jay-_- · Answer

I don't celebrate Halloween

Anonymous · Answer

I went as Zombie Osama Bin Laden.

Unycorn · Answer

A unicorn.

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