Behind the wheel, are you a witch or an angel?

Question

I had to drive 2 hours yesterday morning, and again 2 hours in the evening in heavy traffic. Sunday evenings are always busy.

So I observed other drivers on the road and asked myself: are you more a witch or an angel when driving?

Guys can chime in too. I'm sure there are some male witches or warlocks out there.

Wodens_Apprentice · Accepted Answer

I'm no Warlock but a Wizard. Wise & noble - not a Lizard - Not Eormengand 🐍 or even a Nastrond 🐉 Not Loki 🃏 or Sæter 🪐, your soul they seek to shatter - along all those weak, worn & withered 🧟 - *but don't shiver*

In the past I died, hope didn't because I tried- so blessed Elf I became 🪽

That's where I became aware of myself and now surrounded by vast wealth, 🪎and perhaps a bit of immortality, the great health.

A freeman was I, free from bad health amongst the sky 🌌 and all that you'd call mundane🪢 and a lie.

From there I hear us sing, the song of heaven 🌅 "I hear it loud-

-steal it clear, the great fire which offered us haven amongst the cloud ⛅"

A thief I am now and I didn't even know how and now I'm falling like the cow. The beast which was offered for us to enjoy the now.

It's because I'm only human you see. Sweet dear 😉 What on Earth? I'm still here still, turning the great war gear⏰

Until a fated day, 🪦 only seven nights away & you'll be cooking back down in Hell 🥘 Just don't shy or turn tail. It's because you fell, it's the end of the tale. Processed into a shell 🦴

*March onwards, Bifrost you see rising 🌈*

Souls cross the bridge, to Walham up a ridge, full of mead, oh great Bee 🐝 serving us so generously and free.

Corpses rot, spread out &, pop & clot. Route under & boiled like a sprout in the worlds great pot 🍯

It's misty, do you see? Is it the bridge hiding, behind a tree? 🌲 It springs out the well, so see for yourself.

Bubbles blasting up into a spell. 🫧 Now your soul escapes the rancid smell that awaits far down in hell 💥.

But oh do you see, it'll happen to us all, not just me. Like Woden reborn, climbs back up to the great garden. 🏡

Now you get to live, don't you see? Some more things to do & be. Out the door you've come to be free. Bathing in the sun, even if you're feeling really poor. 🪊

That's how it all works don't you see? The high one talks in poetry. You know this wiseman always guided you & thee. 🫵

Sunrising · Accepted Answer

I hope you are an angel, but if not, you don't need to be a witch, you can be like me if you wish 🙂

I'm like a magician, and I'm never caught in traffic jams because I make them disappear, and I'm transported stress free in comfort.

Actually I'm not really a magician, witch, warlock, or angel, because I have substituted my steering wheel for handlebars.

Not the motorcycle variety but the pedal cycle type.

I'm sure I can at least match your travel times, but with congested roads I possible can half your journey times.

I'm not a World Champion Cyclist, I have a 16 inch wheel folding cycle that is very light, and goes on any train or bus as luggage, and takes seconds to fold and unfold.

I cycle to the train station in time to catch the train, and when I arrive at my destination I have the convenience of my own transport if local, or public transport if I've further to travel.

sage2021 · Accepted Answer

Before when people wouldn't shoot you if you flipped them off or yelled at them, if someone cut me off or did something that almost caused a crash, I would be pretty verbal and theactrecial about it.

But not anymore. I don't even look at another person's car when I am at a red light and they are next to me. I don't want to get shot!

I'm an angel 😇 now, but wasn't always.

Jennz6 · Accepted Answer

@natasha1995 I don’t drive so I’m always an Angel 😇

FreyaRed · Answer

While driving I am an angel. I'm not emotional and I know I'm surrounded with emotional children who are likely hungry and have bad mood, so I have to keep myself in control to avoid escalation. Being in right doesn't give you any benefits while having a deadly accident.

Lliam · Answer

I started driving when I was 16. I was pretty aggressive. In my early 20s, I even had a tricked out, semi-race, '72 El Camino and was a holy terror. I drove fast but safe. I wasn't an ass hole but I didn't put up with ass holes, either.

Once I got married, I mellowed out. Now I'm pretty passive and may curse to myself at times, but I don't compete with ass holes anymore.

queenofcardio · Answer

I can be angelic in traffic. I’ll let cars merge easily, and I give people space. But I can also be a bit of a witch if I’m being nice and then someone won’t let me merge during a lane closure, or if I let someone go ahead and they drive very slowly for no reason.

emeraldsaphire · Answer

Well I'm a witch, but I don't get road rage or anything. I like driving, well I like driving short distances. Long distance tires me out

lilBigPotato · Answer

I don't drive but my dad always says that behind the wheel, the true personality of a person shows.

Finchie40 · Answer

I am more of an angel when it comes to driving , but other drivers can turn me into a witch if they are driving like morons , I do get irritated from time to time with shitty drivers’ and will mother fuck them or give them the finger for driving like morons 😂

molonski2 · Answer

Went back to Australia for a bit and was working , on the road all day , just couldn't believe how aggressive some had become , despite all the cameras.
Highly dangerous.

Now here in Thailand as a Farang , just stay calm , no horn.. Sabai Sabai, accept all you get , they all drive too fast , they don't get roundabouts , watch the scooters , huge road toll , it makes sense but be extremely careful.

BCRanger10 · Answer

I rarely lose my temper behind the wheel anymore. It has to be someone going really,  really,  REALLY  slowly when they don't have to or shouldn't be or they're doing something really,  really,  REALLY   stupid... like, oh, I dunno,  USING YOUR PHONE WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!

ohsheeT · Answer

I'm a thoughtful considerate driver there's a time and a place for everything and there's areas to do those things to be a bad boy I love speed I love sideways so I'm a little bit of both but I won't put anybody else In Harm's Way

Alex-Snow · Answer

I try to chill and not let the jerks who are driving bother me. But I do hate traffic jams!

andreasderjuengere · Answer

I'm behind the handlebar, actually. Not an angel definitely. Rather like a Bat without "man", and also without his gay boyfriend Robin.

bobalife · Answer

Depends if I’m putting on lit music… I might be dancing and driving with the speed 😎🙂‍↔️ Or light music with a halo on 😇

NathanDavis · Answer

I definitely make sure others are safe too... and not just me

midnightmoon05 · Answer

Always an angel. I’m a very good driver, patient… sometimes I have fun but never dangerous.  the worse I say is… what an idiot drive… rushing to get to the next red light or rush to death.

MicroJ · Answer

I work on cars so I pretty much know that most people aren't Angels when it comes to driving. I myself well I'm in purgatory when balancing good and evil behind the wheel 😇😈

AngryCarl3 · Answer

I'm very angelic behind the wheel. I think of driving like flying a plane. Your primary consideration has to be the safety of your passengers, even when you don't have any passengers.

spartan55 · Answer

I'm as cool 😎 as a cucumber on ice. People will shoot you for nothing these days.

Nikki1989 · Answer

Witch!  I drive fast with the music cranked up to 11.

DryGermanGuy · Answer

Neither. Just another German cruising at high speed on the Autobahn... :-p

CupcakeTheDestroyer · Answer

Wtf are those images. One looks like AI slop, the other looks like a fetish

Jen_oic · Answer

@natasha1995  Follow me back Honey it’s me Jen

exitseven · Answer

Lets just say that when I enter a rotary , other motorists give me a wide berth,.

TeaTheresa · Answer

Depends on my mood but if I'm in a hurry I can be a witch haha

EveryDayIsPretzelDay · Answer

I'm whichever one is the most easily distracted.

loveslongnails · Answer

I'm courteous most of the time, but aggressive when it calls for it.

Tomislav7 · Answer

i am whatever the gayest most despised character you can attribute

ElenaSeluna · Answer

I am a patient angel behind the wheel…

XXblack88 · Answer

I don't drive so neither

Xawyx-2 · Answer

Neither, I don't drive.

Anonymous · Answer

I'm a delicate flower 😌🌹

Leakyfriend · Answer

Only behind the wheel?

Sammy098 · Answer

Depends on the situation

AgentG111 · Answer

Neither!

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