How would you describe your job in a way that sounds illegal?

[jazzy34]

For me, I have access to people’s personal information.

[Orion84]

I have unlimited access to people's financial data, and control where their money goes. 😈

Your solvency is mine to control! Bwahahaha!

[jazzy34]

😂😂😂

[Agape93]

I... "curtail human redundancies" in the work force, against their will.
And
I use pressurized bleach infused water to chemically remove organic stains and messesto make sure nobody ever finds out something was there

[beenherebefore]

I also have access to very important people's personal information.

[NathanDavis]

I actually move cargo... for very specific, certain kind of people... lol

[CubaPirate]

Luckily I dont have one nor do I need one anymore

[Oldschool1981]

I spend all day with Asian kids

[In_Trance]

Trafficking