Do you dance like you have two left feet?

[Circushowcowboy]

And how would that work if you had two left feet? Would it be a second foot attached to your left ankle or would your right foot be shaped like a left foot?

[tiredpanda]

No. I'd say I'm pretty good at dancing. I've got a good sense of rhythm.

As for the two left feet… I'd assume my right foot would just be shaped like a left one. But now I'm more concerned about the logistics of buying shoes... .. Would I have to buy two pairs of shoes? Because in this economy, that's a serious concern!!!

[Circushowcowboy]

Lols well just switch the right one out with another left and hope they don’t check

[tiredpanda]

Sir, are you openly encouraging criminal activity? 😮😮😮

[Circushowcowboy]

Are you a cop? 😱

[tiredpanda]

Nice try. Now put the shoe back 😐

[Circushowcowboy]

Yes officer panda 🙄

[tiredpanda]

I'll let you off with a warning this time. Don't let me catch you doing this again...

[Circushowcowboy]

Yea ok
…
*runs off with 2 left shoes

[tiredpanda]

*runs after you* THAT'S IT! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU SHOE THIEF

[Circushowcowboy]

*keeps running but can’t go very fast with the two left feet
Nooooo

[tiredpanda]

*catches up and handcuffs you* And THAT, sir, is why crime doesn't pay. Especially when you have two left feet 😐

[Circushowcowboy]

Curse you symmetrically footed folks! 😤😭

[tiredpanda]

LMFAO!!

[Nikki1989]

Yup, I can't dance.

[lilBigPotato]

Nope. I think I'm an ok dancer.

[xawyx-3]

Yep, I can't dance at all :P

[AgentG111]

To a degree yes.

[Iron_Man]

Yes, good dancer

[NovaVaderPants]

I'm an exotic dancer