She has really bad smelly farts.

[Anonymous]

My girlfriend is great, she's cute and beautiful and sexy and so creative.

But when we're out she keeps running to the bathroom to fart, (she doesn't know I know). I only found out when she slept over. I was watching her sleep so peacefully and beautifully and then she ripped one and it smelt so bad, and then she kept farting all night. Seriously I went on to the balcony and pretty much stayed out there the whole night.

Any one know how to fix this, can I convince her to take some medicine or something? She doesn't eat any junkfood or alcho or anything so I have no idea what's causing it..

[Applefan1]

Well I don't know how old this question is because this site won't let me see. Anyway your girlfriend just like everyone else has fart when she needs to. She has to get her gas out of her body. Apparently according to a study done girls and women have to fart three times more than us men and when a girl or women unloads her gas it also reeks way more because there are higher levels of sulphur gases in girls and women's farts than mens. I am guessing the farts she does are also big massive long loud ones? because of the fact that girls and women need to fart three times more of often than men there is probably more gas that she needs to dump each time she farts to. Girls and women apparently have way dirtier waste than us men. I think it is true when the are pooping to it seems to be way dirtier. I have heard that it is not junk food that causes farts like this it is healthy food, it is very good for you body but creates more emissions (don't know how true that is). It could also be something she is eating that her body disagrees with. Also does she go to bed needing to poop, if so that will make her fart more to. If she is doing that she needs to push out her logs before going to bed. If you think the farting is over the top then she needs to go to a doctor for her own health reasons.

[1ibiz]

Here is your problem solved! Flatulence is created by 2 ways. One of course of ingesting air. Of course which doesn't smell, because it is air. The other is carbohydrates, that is endogenous. Carbs create flatulence. The more carbs you eat, the more gas you will have! If you are eating those fake, artificial, poisonous, chemicals they pass off as sugar, then your gas will be very severe. Endogenous intestinal gas is a different beast. It comes from bacterial fermentation of carbohydrates. More specifically, it comes from fermentation of carbohydrates that we improperly or incompletely digest in the small intestine. These leftover bits make it to the colon/large intestine, and that’s where the magic happens.

[Rosesss]

This is unfortunately really funny... since she doesn't really eat much things that can cause farting it may actually be something she always did independent of how much she eats. I know people like that. If it bothers you so much I think the only thing you can do is ask her to talk to a specialist and it's better to do it sooner rather than later cause she won't care about what you say about this anymore when you've been together a while. She'll just start to think it's funny.

[thelittlelostbear]

Less fast food, more vegetables and fruits! But I also think you should accept her flaws. Everyone has them and if she hides it so well she must be insecure about it. Otherwise, just tell her or just let it go.

[teasegirl]

Veggies like broccoli? Fruit like bananas?

[thelittlelostbear]

Broccoli is good! It is easy to be metabolized. Fruit like Apple, Strawberry, Grapes, Raspberry, blackberries and Plums are very heathy and gives you a better feeling in your belly :)

[teasegirl]

I thought those made people fart more

[Anonymous]

id want my boyfriend to tell me if this was the case... I would say something not in a mean way though that makes her feel more insecure

[qwer1234]

You have discovered the secret to her creativity, man.

But here's a way how to solve it: First of all, did you know that the humang being can't smell the odor he is surrounded most? So, next time she pulls off her magic trick by making the air stink, try to can that smell. And then once in awhile smell it, so you get used to it. Because the more you're used to the less you'll notice.

You're welcome.

[teasegirl]

Not sure if totally weird or totally genius.

[qwer1234]

It's genius.

[teasegirl]

Lmao that's so funny though. I thought you were gonna make her smell it

[martyfellow]

Lol. Hopefully she's eating too much of foods that produce gas, such as beans. Tofu. That kind of thing.

Otherwise, you'd have to get a medical opinion..could be her digestion lacks some necessary microbes, or something like that

[dazed15]

eating too much meat/broccoli/cabbage/ranch dressing can cause the gas. she slept over one time? do you know what she ate a day or two prior? it could be from a recent meal, it could be something inside.

[Anonymous]

Tell her you think she's hot and you like her a lot but she needs to start farting during the day around you so it snot all built up like a fermentation tank and come bed time the cover comes off and she's blowing off all her built up gas like a steam whistle when you sleep. personally I think that's hot. Slap your dick between her ass crack when she farts itll vibrate you can come real quick ;)

[Sebers12]

Farts suppose to be stinky. They smell like shit.

[humanbeing]

she is a girl and girls farts should smell like a perfume, not stinky like ours. you don't like the smell of a perfume?

[Sebers12]

Girls supposed to smell like nastu shit, what is sexy 😍

[Tmoney12345]

What's to fix? Sure it's a weird thing and maybe off-putting, but, at the same time, wouldn't you want her to accept any of your flaws rather than try and change you?

[yaddayaddayadda02]

Beano.