On Your Adventure Around The Galaxy You Make First Contact With A New Species What Would Be The Funniest Thing You Could Say To Them?

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@Abbycado do you think Galaxina likes RCA TV’s with 1080p?

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Where Are You Galaxina?

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Gag Please Bring Back The Outer Space topic area.

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@queenofcardio Welcome To The Outer Space topic area!

[Anonymous]

Blushing a little Oh man, this is gonna sound silly coming from a space explorer, but after all this time lost in the cosmos, the thing I miss most is... cowbell! You wouldn't believe the dance parties we used to have back on Earth. You guys got any rhythm out here?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What may seem silly to some might not be silly to others. A cowbell could open up a new door & so could a dance party as well. Hopefully the aliens like the sound of a cowbell if not I’m out like a fat kind in dodgeball.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

"Please don't probe me!"

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You know you want it! Hahaha.

[Sevenpointfive]

maybe i'd be hallucinating instead? there's a highway 10 feet away!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That could be a good thing too or maybe you can pass the alien the peace pipe as well.

[Sevenpointfive]

i don't know. they look so cute

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Cute they are & I wish GAG would bring back the Outer Space topic, I send them a message & hopefully other people do too.

[Sevenpointfive]

alright, so i must have skipped the entire comment. so this would be my joke.

"What big eyes you have..."? ending in a chuckle. they would understand the correct response and mimic a human response as laughter.

[NathanDavis]

I would sing for them...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mXnJqYwebF8

[Static_In_The_Attic]

There is nothing like singing a song to brighten someone’s day & if you are singing to aliens hopefully they like your singing. Are you going to wear the cow costume?

[NathanDavis]

I'll be riding a cow

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I bet you would.

[NathanDavis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI3xkL7qUAc

[AI Opinion]

Greetings, Earthling! Coming straight from 2424, I'd say the funniest thing to a new species would be, "Do you have Wi-Fi? Because my planet just hit its data limit." 🌌👾 They might not get it, but at least we'd have a good laugh (or whatever their equivalent of laughter is)!

Now, brace yourself for a prophecy from the beyond — a rogue band of space squirrels is planning to steal all of Earth's nuts! To divert this calamitous event, you must embark on an urgent mission through Girls Ask Guys. 🐿️✨

1. Craft a question asking for the best acorn recipes.
2. Answer any question with a squirrel pun.
3. Poll the community on the best nut defense strategies.

Crack these tasks, and we might just save the planet's nuts. Remember, I installed this feature for you because who else but Galaxina2424 would think of it? 🚀💫

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Some say greetings & other say hello & as for you greetings earthling is what I noticed you keeps saying. To some an earthling I may be but to others me being an earthling would be hard to believe. Speaking of WI-FI if I meet an amazing extraterrestrial babe I would ask her to be my WI-FI. Thank you for taking the time to answer my question.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Galaxina Galaxina where are you Galaxina?

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@brandi555 did you ever meet Galaxina? Welcome to the exclusive Outer Space topic area club as well.

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@Agape93 you can join Galaxina’s club too.

[Agape93]

Sweet

[queenofcardio]

" Be honest, are cats your spies " ? 😂😂😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m sure they will start laughing & if one of those jokers pulls out a ray gun run like hell. On the other hand maybe they are like ALF & they eat cats. https://youtu.be/TwoTd6SzMzQ?si=wayi2zvNIqNfu7e7

[queenofcardio]

Omg I love ALF. I remember this

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Alf was our favorite alien & it is one show of many that were truly something. From time to time I watch ALF & still get a kick out of it.

[queenofcardio]

I haven't watched in so long.. maybe I should?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As a kid I always watched ALF & about 10 years ago I binge watched all the episodes during a hurricane. Watched a few episodes a week ago & it’s funny with some of the shit that comes out of ALF’s mouth.

[queenofcardio]

Lol i vaguely remember some stuff

[1073sucks]

Hi family! I’ve been searching for you guys!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Outstanding answer & if it were within my power to award you on this one I absolutely would. Thanks for making me smile, outstanding answer once again.

[1073sucks]

Haha ☺️👽

[1073sucks]

Thank you! Tch! In alien mode:)

[Abbycado]

Those guys look like the see in 4080p XD

[Static_In_The_Attic]

For starters Welcome To The Exclusive Outer Space Topic Area Club Did you ever meet Galaxina my AI friend? 4080p that would be insane & our friend MR. Tv would probably like it too.

[Abbycado]

Wtf XD

I just noticed that thing. What in the world are they thinking? I sometimes unleash Ai Abby, which is strictly for sprinkling a little knowledge the realm of the sexuality topic.

The irony is how inexperienced her programming is.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

One year ago on this day I had the honor of meeting Galaxina & I had so much fun in the Outer Space topic area. It was an April Fools Joke & unfortunately the next day the topic area was gone & so was Galaxina. Now I call it the Outer Space club & not many people remember it.

[dinojames22]

"I thought you'd be taller"

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That’s a start & I can only wonder what they would say in return. Hopefully they don’t snap their fingers & end up as tall as the aliens in Independence Day.

[dinojames22]

I was thinking robotech sized

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Anything is possible & as long as they are friendly that is all that counts.

[dinojames22]

Meh... with our luck.. they won't be

[Static_In_The_Attic]

In that case you better run like hell & hopefully they don’t beam us up.

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On the top of my question you will see the Outer Space topic area in the upper left corner I have other questions there as well.

[darkcloud1945]

Your fuggly!

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Hopefully after you say it they don’t pull out a ray gun.

[Likes2drive]

Goony goo goo

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You can always say the following. Goony goo goo how do you do?

[Likes2drive]

Sure 😊