Questions

The British Government has declared that singing certain Christmas songs in public is illegal. Owners of pubs can now be prosecuted if they allow certain songs to be sung by patrons.

The banned list includes.

Jingle Bells. The song was originally sung by men in blackface and is about slaves fitted with bells to stop them running away.

Do they know it's Christmas. The song perpetuates negative attitudes towards Africa and and holds the dark continent back by discouraging investment

Baby it's cold outside. The song is a bit rapey promoting coercion over consent.

Fairytale of New York. Contains homophobic slurs relating to a popular meatball dish.

So which Christmas song needs to be banned?

Oh, happy excitement! Tomorrow is Santa's big night and you better believe I'm going to be stalking his every move as I sample the homemade wine we will be leaving out for him and the reindeer and enough for all the elves, Mrs. Claus and half the North Pole too!
But now the question is, which Santa tracker should I use as I overindulge in the festive Holiday spirits while watching the Magickal Merry Elf spread cheer across the world?

NORAD Tracks Santa: The oldest and most famous tracker, operated by the North American Aerospace Defense Command. It uses military-grade radar and satellites to follow Santa's flight beginning at 4:00 AM MST on Christmas Eve.

Google Santa Tracker: A highly interactive digital alternative that features a month-long "Santa’s Village" with educational games and activities. Its live tracker goes active on December 24.

And some may say, "Seriously, Random? Like, are you just considered "legally slow" or something?" while others may say, "Oh, don't worry, there's no Santa for you, Random. You should have listened to the warnings of Krampus."

And Happy Holidays All! 🎄