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The Loss of Innocence, and Why Our Parents and Leaders Must React

Have you ever climbed into bed before going to sleep and prayed that you don’t wake up the next day? Have you felt the pain of someone’s cruel comments cover your body like knives cutting you open? Have you stopped in the...
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The Unlikely Heroes Of The Fictional World

Introduction: For this take in the #BATTLEROYALE , I recalled a conversation I had with my nephew about fictional works where the hero/heroine/favourite character is not the main character and we wondered was it...
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5 Sad Songs That'll Make You Shed a Tear (or Two)

It's good to have a fun time, but sometimes we need to be reminded about the problems in this world in order to appreciate those in need. What follows are, in my opinion, the five best sad songs ever recorded. 5. How to...
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Fictional Characters Who Would Make for Better U.S. Presidents Than Either Trump or Clinton

This election year it's like picking either a hemorrhoid or a headache. Nobody really wants either. Trump keeps opening his mouth when he shouldn't, and Hillary lies about everything. I think even fictional characters...
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If I Was Elected President...

If I was running, these would be what I brought to the table. (Most of these are serious.) 1. Just give NASA a yearly budget of 20 billion dollars and tell them to go nuts Seriously, think of the awesome and amazing shit...
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Healthy Snacks to Keep You on Track 👍

While working towards losing or maintaining weight and trying to eat healthy, many of us struggle to keep up with our diets because food is simply TOO. GOOD. Right? Chocolate is too delicious and those brownies or that...
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8 of the Hottest Butterfaces In The Industry

The Entertainment industry, that is. Now...don't get me wrong...these people aren't ugly, but their bodies definitely trump their facial beauty...or lack there of...You know what they say: you can't work on your face, but...
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10 Brutally Honest Reasons I Don't Want Kids

It annoys me that strangers, especially strangers on the internet (yes I am talking about some fellow gag users) have the audacity to say that they me well enough to know that I will change my mind about kids. I know...
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8 Things That Happen To You After You Turn 30

I probably don't have to tell you twice, but if you're under thirty, enjoy those years. It's not to say great things won't or can't happen to you after thirty, because they do, but under 30 you have youth on your side....
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Roasting Women and Religion: Because Turnabout is Fair Play (SATIRE)

Ready for some more fun? Set your triggers to go off at a sneeze you whiny bitches and get ready for an avalanche. So let's get started! Look ladies, you're just as garbage as men when it comes to double standards. First...
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Why Samsung Smartphones and Tablets Will Always be Better Than Apple's iPhones and iPads

Samsung products just LOOK better overall: You get a greater variety of colours and sizes too, unlike with Apple. And even if Apple does it, it takes them years to even put them on the market. After comparing the...
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Why I Think It's Actually Easier To Lose Weight Than Maintain Or Gain Weight, And No, It's Not Always a Good Thing

If you are overweight or obese, then you may definitely think that buying a few cheap, unprocessed, bulk food will be better for your financial health. First of all, many packaged processed foods I found actually cost...
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Weight Loss Isn't as Simple as You Think

It's easy to scoff at how simple it "should" be for extremely overweight people to lose weight. "Just eat less and move more," people say. That seems like an easy enough prescription... right? It seems insane NOT to do...
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Summer Camp Fun Gone Wrong (The Entertainment Edition)

These are books, movies and tv series in which an innocent Summer at camp turns into a scene of gruesome murder or two...or a dozen... Some are horrors, some are just a comedic depiction of something dark and unnatural,...
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6 Cars That Failed in America

Americans have always had a love affair with automobiles and the open road. Classic cars like the Ford Mustang,The Dodge Charger, Pontiac GTO, and Chevy Corvette have long been the fantasies of many Americans and car...
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9 Annoying Things People Say If You Don't Want Kids

I have a 7 year old niece who I love dearly but she has the energy equal to about five toddlers. When she comes over its chaos. Moms out there, kudos. The good thing is that her mother comes and gets her. And then I...
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Dear Grandma, Why Must You Be This Way?

Dear Grandma, I'm writing this because as your granddaughter, there are some things I don't and can't understand. Your childhood is unknown to me. How you grew up and what you were taught, is something I know nothing...
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Why I Hate Following Stupid Recipes

Don't get me wrong. I love reading cookbooks and looking at the well-lit pictures of beautiful culinary creations. I just don't follow them exactly. Here are the reasons why: 1. Recipes may require ingredients you don't...
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How To Survive Living In a Dorm For the First Time

Woooo! You've got your dorm and roommate assignment and you're ready and on your way to moving in and starting your Freshman year of college. Most people will have never lived away from home or without their parents, so...
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Roasting Men and Religion: Shoving Both Into the Fire (SATIRE)

My god people, the stuff these men are up to these days is just too much, okay? Ima take you guys through this nice and slow, and I'll use plenty of pictures for your stupid asses so it's easier for you to stay focused....
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